Dechristo Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 Don't Bald Eagles mate for life? And one must wonder if boobies like being boobies? Most have inferiority complexes due to being a consolation prize. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ducknut Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 (edited) That reminds me I owe Minx photos of boobies. Here you go boobies and goonies. Edited July 6, 2005 by Ducknut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 I have given this alot of thought over the past few years (don't ask it is hard to explain) and i think undenyably i would want to be a wolf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 A lion: "During a female's estrus cycle, a male and female will mate unabated for 5-7 days every 10 to 20 minutes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 KK, Your link above reminds me of this little photo montage... A man's life before marriage... A man's life after marriage... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 Wolverine, and I would hang out in the forest with my friends the monkey, and the big dumb slow witted tree bear. Then the monkey and I would drink a shit pot of beer, and pick a fight with the moose. You're buddy the monkey/norwegian would start puking, and the slow witted tree bear would have to leave to care for his cub. Leaving the once proud wolverine to howl and scream but do nothing...like usual. That is unless the wolverine's mom lets him use his dentures that he's too scared to keep with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 (edited) got the second image to post. go back to your homes, now. Edited July 8, 2005 by sobo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 The husband in the second pic is out getting a gallon of milk right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 no he's not. he's on his way back to the store for bread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 milk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 seeking solace in the arms of a nursemaid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 no he's not. he's on his way back to the store for bread. no wonder you "ladies" have dating problems Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 I would like to be a storm petrel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 no he's not. he's on his way back to the store for bread. no wonder you "ladies" have dating problems i don't have any dating problems at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 a housecat with a nice family. They've freaking got it all! Some one else providing food and shelter and a clean place to take a dump. Mice, birds, gophers, dog, and small children to hunt and tormet. An expectation to sleep for 20 hours per day, sharp things on your feet! That's so the way to go. Say goodbye to your balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 I figure being a raven or a vulture would be pretty good. Or a Mesonychoteuthis hamiltonii if'n a sperm whale didn't eat you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snugtop Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 marmot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOtter Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 What was the question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kraken Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 ...a hot dog (or whatever they are made of) because i'd be delicious. I'd smother myself in mustard and eat myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 ...a hot dog (or whatever they are made of) because i'd be delicious. I'd smother myself in mustard and eat myself. ...and wouldn't jeopardize breaking your neck as your current attempts do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
selkirk Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 I surprised no one mentioned opossums! Wouldn't it be great to have two wieners! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 you'd then succumb to penis-envy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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