Lyger Posted April 6, 2005 Posted April 6, 2005 Kick ass single matress fold out bed for rent, only $10 per day. This includes a piping hot shower and acess to a kitchen. Maximum 2 night stay. Wake-up call available upon request. Call for reservations 509-933-3621 (or PM Lyger or Longpause). *Please note- this is a bed in a living room, not a professional establishment. Need not apply if mean, planning to steal, or kill. Located within walking distance of downtown Ellensburg with views of Mt. Stuart. **Located 1hr from Leavenworth, 45min from Vantage, 45min to Longs Pass trailhead. Quote
Lyger Posted April 6, 2005 Author Posted April 6, 2005 we'll let you ride on our handle bars for free Quote
Dru Posted April 6, 2005 Posted April 6, 2005 if you went over some sweet jumps that could hurt! Quote
DirtyHarry Posted April 6, 2005 Posted April 6, 2005 If we stay at your place will all of our wildest dreams come true? Quote
EWolfe Posted April 6, 2005 Posted April 6, 2005 Is it extra to chat online with hot babes all day? Â What about nachos? Maybe a quesadilla? Quote
DirtyHarry Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 For $10 / day you could atleast offer some free tots. Gosh! Quote
L0ngpause Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 We are serious about this, we need money in a bad way. So, we will have to make you pay extra for using the crystals and eating all our steak. And Lyger can transport you with her magical powers or your welcome to take Tina for free! Quote
Lyger Posted April 29, 2005 Author Posted April 29, 2005 And so I say to those who have come on hard times, Hear our plea of poverty and shower us with gifts of monatary equivelence. Good company and fond memories will be thy reward and thy generosity will not go unheeded. We shall speak of your good deeds to all those less fortunate and your doorstep shall hence forth be festoned with the bodies of hapless beggars who grovel for your merciful charity. God Bless. Quote
whirlwind Posted April 29, 2005 Posted April 29, 2005 i read that first line as,....hear are plea and shower with us, and got all excited. skim reading rocks till you read it twice and relize your way off Quote
whirlwind Posted April 29, 2005 Posted April 29, 2005 btw are lap dances included in the price, or do they cost extra? Quote
olyclimber Posted April 29, 2005 Posted April 29, 2005 I was thinking, I want a board with my room. How much for that? Quote
specialed Posted April 29, 2005 Posted April 29, 2005 You guys should get Sally Struthers to do a TV ad for you. Quote
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