Lyger Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Kick ass single matress fold out bed for rent, only $10 per day. This includes a piping hot shower and acess to a kitchen. Maximum 2 night stay. Wake-up call available upon request. Call for reservations 509-933-3621 (or PM Lyger or Longpause). *Please note- this is a bed in a living room, not a professional establishment. Need not apply if mean, planning to steal, or kill. Located within walking distance of downtown Ellensburg with views of Mt. Stuart. **Located 1hr from Leavenworth, 45min from Vantage, 45min to Longs Pass trailhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squid Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 How much for a pull into town? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyger Posted April 6, 2005 Author Share Posted April 6, 2005 we'll let you ride on our handle bars for free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 if you went over some sweet jumps that could hurt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 If we stay at your place will all of our wildest dreams come true? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Is it extra to chat online with hot babes all day? Â What about nachos? Maybe a quesadilla? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 For $10 / day you could atleast offer some free tots. Gosh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L0ngpause Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 We are serious about this, we need money in a bad way. So, we will have to make you pay extra for using the crystals and eating all our steak. And Lyger can transport you with her magical powers or your welcome to take Tina for free! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyger Posted April 29, 2005 Author Share Posted April 29, 2005 And so I say to those who have come on hard times, Hear our plea of poverty and shower us with gifts of monatary equivelence. Good company and fond memories will be thy reward and thy generosity will not go unheeded. We shall speak of your good deeds to all those less fortunate and your doorstep shall hence forth be festoned with the bodies of hapless beggars who grovel for your merciful charity. God Bless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whirlwind Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 i read that first line as,....hear are plea and shower with us, and got all excited. skim reading rocks till you read it twice and relize your way off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whirlwind Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 btw are lap dances included in the price, or do they cost extra? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 I was thinking, I want a board with my room. How much for that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 You guys should get Sally Struthers to do a TV ad for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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