Ribbon-based economy

[Cobra_Commander]

Ladies love it when you brag about "scooping them up", don't they? It is so alpha male.

What, you don't like being treated like a WWF belt?

 

me club girl off internet and drag off to cave before others do. me winner!

[olyclimber]

We are the world.

Edited February 9, 2005 by olyclimber

[Squid]

Get your group hugs here.

Edited February 9, 2005 by Squid

[Ireneo_Funes]

Any chance of getting "XXXXX" to weigh in on this high-minded exchange has surely vanished.

[specialed]

Paul: just because I scooped up Hannah before you could lose some weight and convince her how cool you are in lieu of the fact you interact with people more online than in the real world doesn't mean you gotta hate on me.

 

NOLSE opened the door. I just opened it a little further.

 

But its closed now.

[Pandora]

The shit you guys come up with is laughable. I'm not sure where specialed got his info, but I can tell you it's untrue. And even if it were, it wouldn't be anyone's business but my own.

 

I'm not sure why I always get dragged into your NOLSe bashing (he isn't usually the one who mentions me), especially since we're no longer dating.

 

I have Greg_W to thank for teaching me that it really doesn't matter what people on a BBS are saying about you . Spray away.

Edited February 9, 2005 by Pandora

[olyclimber]

[Cobra_Commander]

here here

[specialed]

Hannah? I thought he said "Shannah." My bad.

[EWolfe]

That's some good ribbin'!

 

[Ireneo_Funes]

Let's get this back on track, OK?

 

[Camilo]

We are the world.

I have a really annoying song stuck in my head now.

[olyclimber]

Da-dah-dat-dat-da!

 

[Dru]

From ribbon to ribbin'

[Off_White]

and one small step to ribbed for her pleasure...

 

[Dru]

What about Denali brand body condoms?

"Spoonin' with a new partner? Break them in easy with Denali Brand..."

"West Ribbed for ultimate bivi pleasure."

[olyclimber]

This thread generated a bit of controversy and confusion, so I've done some research. Attached is a graph to help you understand my findings:

[specialed]

You forgot the years in outdoor retail variable.

[olyclimber]

This 3-D crap is getting out of hand. Anyways, that wouldn't make my graph so linear, as the retail experience bit would be parabolic. Aesthetics are important!

[Dru]

I would like to see the graph of # of PM's sent per hour after this posting

 

I'm not sure why I always get dragged into your NOLSe bashing (he isn't usually the one who mentions me), especially since we're no longer dating.

[specialed]

After this thread, NOLSE and I are no longer dating either. Its over.

[olyclimber]

So does that mean we're on for Girth Pillar this weekend?

[EWolfe]

Where'd it go, Squid?

 

This is one of the funniest things I have seen on this site:

[bunglehead]

This thread is a microcosm of the spray dynamics of CC.COM

5 stars.

[Squid]

Where'd it go, Squid?

 

I'm not ready for publication!

I'd gotten the first draft ready, but hadn't been peer-reviewed yet.

 

After I recieved some feed-back from the review process, I realized that I may well have confused the dependent & independent variables.

For example, Dwayner (our baseline) has taken many NOLs(-type) courses, but has sold no windshirts and gotten no play.

At the other end, Layton has (I surmise) taken no NOLs type course, but has sold many windshirt. He still gets no play.

 

Ergo, they're both climbers..because they get no play?

 

This leads us to the classic reductio ad absurdum conclusion that Dwayner is a climber, which we all recognize as an untenable position, therefore I fucked something up.

 

I'm going to pop a few more painkillers and let y'all know how my research is coming.

 

In the meantime, I think lOnelyClimber's graph neatly sidesteps many of the confusing issues I'm dealing with, and for the moment should be the definitive work on the subject.