EWolfe Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 (edited) Is this a caption contest? "Hello! Come here me pretty! Hello! No....me beak ain't sharp! Hello! Give us a peck! Hello! Give us a peck! Ohhh....time for a shotgun wedding! Hello!" EDIT: Oh, and BTW MisterE, that is one good looking bird! Edited January 13, 2005 by olyclimber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted January 13, 2005 Author Share Posted January 13, 2005 After a shower: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 OMFG! Distel has infected Mister E! photoessays run amuck! cute bird Mister E but I thought men didn't use the word cute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harkin_Banks Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 if it was Distel there'd be random still-lifes of water drains and chainlink fences at dusk, maybe one with the post-apocalyptic glow from a fluorescent light thrown in for good measure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 Happy Birthday to E Your woman left you but you still got a parrot. Sounds like a country song? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 I culled through many thousands of cake images on google to pluck this one especially for you E, on your special day: Enjoy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpinfox Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 Happy Bday MrE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 One's a flamboyant, sqwaking nuisance that makes messes wherever it goes. The other... a parrot. Happy B-day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted January 13, 2005 Author Share Posted January 13, 2005 Thanks, Y'all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distel32 Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 if it was Distel there'd be random still-lifes of water drains and chainlink fences at dusk, maybe one with the post-apocalyptic glow from a fluorescent light thrown in for good measure. word. the fence was pre-sunrise though biatch......aren't all still lifes random? I love taking pictures.... E did his homework, made a young college student proud. HAPPY BDAY SUCKA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr._Natural Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 can you get into movies cheap yet? jam tonight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterMo Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 Sun Conure? Nibbly little suckers...keep yer shorts on. Cool bird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faster_than_you Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 Are you two training for the first human/parrot ascent of a big wall? He would be tasty if you ran out of food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 Are you two training for the first human/parrot ascent of a big wall? They don't care about FAs, they want only speed! E's PArrot is the new Caddis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squid Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 Fucking ropegun. I hear E's teaching it to tie off his rope so he can jug the harder pitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double_E Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 happy birthday, mr.E! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 parrots are aid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 One's a flamboyant, sqwaking nuisance that makes messes wherever it goes. The other... a parrot. Happy B-day happy day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snugtop Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 How bout these guys? I caught them hanging out in the Corn Islands... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glacier Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 I never noticed that you only had eight toes... Happy belated b-day - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Black_Bart Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 The Parrot be a fine pet indeed, Matey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 Happy Be-late B'day, MisterE. But, you are mistaken... I am the cutest "thing" on eight toes. At least, thankfully, my wife thinks so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted January 15, 2005 Author Share Posted January 15, 2005 Ah, yes. The Alpinist syndrome... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 Ah, yes. The Alpinist syndrome... Yep, da wut. Feggin' doctor wanted to take, in total, SIX toes off (all of 'em off the right foot, big toe off left foot). After Sawbones recovered from the shock of me telling him "no" ("My God, no one has had the temerity to actually say that word to me before...") I asked some pertinent questions and: took three months off from work, was gifted plenty of under-the-counter "anesthetics" from friends, ...and waited to see what would fall off. Toward the end, I grew tired of waiting. So, one sunny April morning, sitting in the open doorway of a trailer, with a friend's knife in hand (the tip of which had been laboriously sharpened on ceramic sticks), I cut off the two toes that had given up the ghost; by that time, they were hanging only by tendons. Even still, I found out one has to be careful when you go rootin' around inside body joints with a sharp knife under these circumstances. Yeah, one side is dead, but the other side is as alive as it ever was... and the live side lets you know in no uncertain terms it has been offended with nerves screaming of fire and vessels weeping red fluid. This forum being lousy with alpinistas, there's a better than average chance that someone, sometime, will be faced with a similar predicament: full-thickness frostbite, not thrilled with doctors guessing what and how much they should blithely cut off, wanting to keep as much as you can, and not wanting to bump Mommy and Daddy for the thousands of bucks to pay Sawbones to have his/her way with your digits (my predicament at that time) - thought I'd tell of this alternative. It involves studious attention to two-a-day Betadine cleansings, goldenseal poultices, private acquisition of more powerful pain analgesics than the Tylenol 3 the doctor will give you, and the willingness to dirtbag it for a few months. PM or email me if and when you need the goods (beta)... I'll hook you up the best I can. Loc: Blotter Is My Spotter "Praise the Lord and pass the mescaline" - Willis Alan Ramsey WOW, mannn... look at the pretty multi-colored bird, dude! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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