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cc.com just became assthe rope turns yelrotflmao.gif

 

Does rope actually turn? Come on. I was hoping for some technical assistance on my usage of Victoria's Secret wear in my post. Muffy not to be found... wink.gif

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Maybe everyone's got their Body by Victoria V-string panties in a wad over next to nothing. Fucking calm down girls. hellno3d.gif

 

you still jerking off to last year's catalogue?? Freaking upgrade already... wave.gif

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Cast:

Mark- Headcrusher

Scott - businessman

Mark: Hey, Wall Street! Don't panic! I mean, I'm only crushing your heads!! Crush you! (Looking at businessmen) What the hell do you guys find to talk about anyway? (In mocking voice) 'Well, I like to put my money into Texaco.' 'Well, I like to put it into Gulf.' 'Well, I put my money in my mattress.' 'Well, I put my money in my wallet.' You're boring me! I'm crushing your head! I'm crushing your head! Hey! I just renamed your firm Merrill Lynch and the Flathead! I crush you. (salutes) Hail to you, wretched bike courier! On streets of shame, choking on car exhaust, just trying to carve out that slice of the American dream with your two-wheeled knife! I pity you. And I crush you! Sorry, nothing personal, I'm apolitical!! I'm crushing-

Scott: Excuse me. What are you doing?

 

Mark: I'm doing something…

 

Scott: Uh, what? Like, like what?

 

Mark: Ah, something….With people…

 

Scott: What - what are you doing?

 

Mark: Hold that thought. Conference call. (runs to face Scott) I'm crushing your head!! I'm crushing your head! I'm crushing your head!! That's what I'm doing! Flathead! Like putty, in my hands! These business boys!

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I've climbed bannana peel that way. It was fucking SIC! new old skewl breaking wave A4++ for sure. some boulderers helped at the base and moved my crash pad around so it can't be considered a fully nude solo ascent.

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