olyclimber Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 I know everyone here is a political expert. Could someone tell me what the heck God Rights are? Are they in the Constuition or in the Bible? "I think President Bush has done an excellent job," said Linda Roberts, a conservative Republican from Liberal, Kan. "He's a Christian. I don't believe there's any reason to kill babies by abortion. I don't believe in gay marriage. I believe he is for equal rights, but also for God's rights." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 sorry sinner but you are so fuked. burn in hell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 They are God's Conservatives. I am one of God's lefts, myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 They are God's Conservatives. God's wackjobs is more like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whirlwind Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 .."i beleive that abortion is wrong, and that gay people shouldn't be able to marry"..."oh and its ok to kill numous amounts of civilians and take over forgein goverments because we can and because our God is better than thier Allah, even though in all actuallity they are one in the same..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badvoodoo Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 God's rights: 777 root root. Same for the Devil, but without execution rights. Yes, I know, I'm a collossal geek. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markinore Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 God's rights: 1) God is allowed to go through the 10 items or less checkout line regardless of how much he has in his cart. 2) God is allowed to tell the same jokes over and over, and you have to laugh at them. He can also say "Hot enough for you?" on a hot day, but you don't have to laugh, just steaksauce ruefully. 3) God is allowed to pee in the pool. 4) God is allowed to keep his walkman on when you're talking to him--hey, if he wants to know what you're saying, he can just know, so get over it. 5) God is allowed to bet on football games, even though he knows who is going to win. He is not, however, allowed to change the outcome according to who prayed more before the game. There are others, but I was one of those Catholic kids who went to public school and only learned the short version at catechism classes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry_Pi Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 Hello capitalist! Who really give big shit about God rights? Thank you for allow commie to post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wally Posted August 8, 2004 Share Posted August 8, 2004 God has the right to kill us all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted August 8, 2004 Share Posted August 8, 2004 "a conservative republican from liberal" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glacierdog Posted August 8, 2004 Share Posted August 8, 2004 .."i beleive that abortion is wrong, and that gay people shouldn't be able to marry"..."oh and its ok to kill numous amounts of civilians and take over forgein goverments because we can and because our God is better than thier Allah, even though blah blah blah, I'm a dirty slut, blah blah blah." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whirlwind Posted August 8, 2004 Share Posted August 8, 2004 exatctly my point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stemalot Posted August 9, 2004 Share Posted August 9, 2004 "I don't think Kerry's ready to be president," said Laura Weber, a 37-year-old Republican from Pierre, S.D. "Bush would be more decisive." what the hell does that mean anyway? "more decisive"? more decisive is the reason why we have people dying everyday in Iraq! decisive...more like impulsive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted August 9, 2004 Share Posted August 9, 2004 More decisive like reading "My Little Goat" for 7 minutes waiting for someone to tell him what to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted August 9, 2004 Share Posted August 9, 2004 Have you read it!? It is a page turner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted August 9, 2004 Share Posted August 9, 2004 Why is everyone bringing up Iraq? That's old shit. W has more important matters to attend to: GAYS ARE GETTING TOGETHER! WE have to stop this now, before .... more gay shit happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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