fenderfour Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 Dumbest bumper sticker: Frodo Failed Bush got the ring! Quote
Camilo Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 (edited) My friend emailed me this: Edited October 13, 2004 by Camilo Quote
glacier Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 Vote for Abstinence. No Dick or Bush in 2004. Quote
MattLinden Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 I don't think the crowd here will like it one bit, but here's the current sticker on my car: "Except for ending slavery, Nazism, fascism, and communism, War Has Never Solved Anything." A lot of folks see the last line before they realize what is says in full and get all flustered. Quote
slothrop Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 A bold statement there, Matt! Way to fight the power 'n stuff. Quote
tomtom Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 I don't think the crowd here will like it one bit, but here's the current sticker on my car: "Except for ending slavery, Nazism, fascism, and communism, War Has Never Solved Anything." A lot of folks see the last line before they realize what is says in full and get all flustered. Where did war solve communism? Russia? East Germany? China? North Korea? VietNam? France? Harvard? Quote
Braumeister Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 "Die, Jane Fonda, Traitor Commie Bitch" "Peace Through Superior Firepower" I'm suprised somebody else hasn't yet thought of this one and mass-produced it: "I voted for John Kerry, before I voted against him" "CLIMBINGRUVEN" (currently on the rear bumper of my Subaru) Quote
Braumeister Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 One more I forgot; I live in a major tourist town in Northern Michigan and this one was spotted on the bumper of an old Dodge pickup: "Don't hassle me, I'm a local" Quote
slothrop Posted October 14, 2004 Posted October 14, 2004 "CLIMBINGRUVEN" (currently on the rear bumper of my Subaru) I have never understood why the "-GRUVEN" series of bumperstickers, apparel, mugs, and other assorted merchandise is amusing or interesting to some people. Can someone explain this to me? I know about the VW ad campaign that unaccountably spawned it all, but why, oh why? Also, those stupid abbreviation-in-a-white-oval bumperstickers. Why? Euros started using them for their countries (D, F, etc.) a while back when borders were less porous over there, but why is it the cool thing to do these days with every trendy place in the US (NRG, OBX, FLG, etc.)? Quote
Skeezix Posted October 14, 2004 Posted October 14, 2004 "Animals are dying to make room for your fat ass!" Quote
nolanr Posted October 21, 2004 Posted October 21, 2004 I just got this one second hand: "I'm bored, who do we invade next?" Bush/Cheney '04. Eat your hearts out liberals! Quote
Double_E Posted October 25, 2004 Author Posted October 25, 2004 seen on drive to work this morning: Honk if you're doing your Kegels what type of "Honk if..." sticker will they think of next?! Quote
scott_harpell Posted October 25, 2004 Posted October 25, 2004 "If its tourist season, why can't we shoot em?" Quote
Kitergal Posted October 25, 2004 Posted October 25, 2004 There is one God....and you are not it! Silly boys..trucks are for chicks! Quote
EWolfe Posted October 25, 2004 Posted October 25, 2004 I like the one: "A Smart Ass is Better Than A Dumb Elephant" Saw one today: Save a Tree, Remove A Bush Quote
willstrickland Posted October 26, 2004 Posted October 26, 2004 those stupid abbreviation-in-a-white-oval bumperstickers. every trendy place...OBX OBX? Quote
whirlwind Posted October 26, 2004 Posted October 26, 2004 "Gods original plan was to sit around a garden with a bunch of naked vegitarians" Quote
Double_E Posted May 12, 2005 Author Posted May 12, 2005 seen recently: God bless the other countries too Quote
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