jon Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 A growing phenomena on this website is people registering names, not to post, but to post the URL of their online business, which in turn helps their google search engine ranking. I'm getting tired of these people doing this, and I'm a bit bored, so it's time to do something that a lot of cc.commer seem good at, which is having fun at someone elses expense. The website is skinstore dot com and you can find the phone number there. Please post transcripts of your call. Winner gets their own private spray forum on cc.com for a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 Is the website work safe Is the phone number work safe for that matter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted July 20, 2004 Author Share Posted July 20, 2004 Yes, they sell skin products, like moisterizers and crap. They are closed right now, will have to do this tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 "Hello? Is Dr. Wigoda there? Hello?" "I'd like to buy some of this skin you have for sale...does it make a nice lampshade?" "Do you have any celebrity skin? I heard that Courtney Love was on sale. Do you have any?" "I got this Botox crap injected all about my breast, head, neck, and chest....and now I can't see so good! Can you help me??!! Please!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willstrickland Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 "Is this skinstore dot com?" "Yes sir, how may I help you" "I'm wondering if you might have a product to help with my condition." "What type of product are you looking for sir?" "Well to treat my condition." "and what condition is that?" "Well I have this...uh, well. Um, well my genetalia is discolored" ----silence from other end---- "I know this is unusual and I don't mean to make you uncomfortable, but this is really an embarassing condition." "Yes sir, I don't know that we have anything for a condition like that." "Well, my girlfriend is really distrubed by the color. Do you think some kind of make-up would work?" "Sir I'm not really comfortable talking about this" "Yes ma'am, and my girlfriend isn't comfortable looking at my HC when it's all spotted and purple" ----silence---- "Do you sell any kind of cosmetics formulated specifically for sensitive genetalia?" "Sir I would recommend you see your doctor, I don't think I can help you." "But my doctor is out of town, my girlfriend likes it with the lights on, and I can't plant my H-C until I take care of this problem. I'm getting a GU back-up" "Sir I am ending this phone call" "Wait! Before you go..." "Yes sir?" "show me them tittayz, 'cause I'm RICK JAMES BITCH!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 BWAHAHAHAHAH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpinfox Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 "Is this skinstore dot com?" "Yes sir, how may I help you" "I'm wondering if you might have a product to help with my condition." "What type of product are you looking for sir?" "Well to treat my condition." "and what condition is that?" "Well I have this...uh, well. Um, well my genetalia is discolored" ----silence from other end---- "I know this is unusual and I don't mean to make you uncomfortable, but this is really an embarassing condition." "Yes sir, I don't know that we have anything for a condition like that." "Well, my girlfriend is really distrubed by the color. Do you think some kind of make-up would work?" "Sir I'm not really comfortable talking about this" "Yes ma'am, and my girlfriend isn't comfortable looking at my HC when it's all spotted and purple" ----silence---- "Do you sell any kind of cosmetics formulated specifically for sensitive genetalia?" "Sir I would recommend you see your doctor, I don't think I can help you." "But my doctor is out of town, my girlfriend likes it with the lights on, and I can't plant my H-C until I take care of this problem. I'm getting a GU back-up" "Sir I am ending this phone call" "Wait! Before you go..." "Yes sir?" "show me them tittayz, 'cause I'm RICK JAMES BITCH!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 Oh man, that is absolutely priceless! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 We have a winner?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 BANG BANG!!! Show Charlie Murphy yo titties bitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 fawking awesome... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 Will, Thats the funnyust thing I've ever herd!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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