Jump to content

PRANK CALL TIME


jon

Recommended Posts

A growing phenomena on this website is people registering names, not to post, but to post the URL of their online business, which in turn helps their google search engine ranking. I'm getting tired of these people doing this, and I'm a bit bored, so it's time to do something that a lot of cc.commer seem good at, which is having fun at someone elses expense.

 

The website is skinstore dot com and you can find the phone number there. Please post transcripts of your call. Winner gets their own private spray forum on cc.com for a day.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Replies 12
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Top Posters In This Topic

"Hello? Is Dr. Wigoda there? Hello?"

"I'd like to buy some of this skin you have for sale...does it make a nice lampshade?"

"Do you have any celebrity skin? I heard that Courtney Love was on sale. Do you have any?"

"I got this Botox crap injected all about my breast, head, neck, and chest....and now I can't see so good! Can you help me??!! Please!"

Link to comment
Share on other sites

"Is this skinstore dot com?"

"Yes sir, how may I help you"

"I'm wondering if you might have a product to help with my condition."

"What type of product are you looking for sir?"

"Well to treat my condition."

"and what condition is that?"

"Well I have this...uh, well. Um, well my genetalia is discolored"

----silence from other end----

"I know this is unusual and I don't mean to make you uncomfortable, but this is really an embarassing condition."

"Yes sir, I don't know that we have anything for a condition like that."

"Well, my girlfriend is really distrubed by the color. Do you think some kind of make-up would work?"

"Sir I'm not really comfortable talking about this"

"Yes ma'am, and my girlfriend isn't comfortable looking at my HC when it's all spotted and purple"

----silence----

"Do you sell any kind of cosmetics formulated specifically for sensitive genetalia?"

"Sir I would recommend you see your doctor, I don't think I can help you."

"But my doctor is out of town, my girlfriend likes it with the lights on, and I can't plant my H-C until I take care of this problem. I'm getting a GU back-up"

"Sir I am ending this phone call"

"Wait! Before you go..."

"Yes sir?"

"show me them tittayz, 'cause I'm RICK JAMES BITCH!!!"

Link to comment
Share on other sites

"Is this skinstore dot com?"

"Yes sir, how may I help you"

"I'm wondering if you might have a product to help with my condition."

"What type of product are you looking for sir?"

"Well to treat my condition."

"and what condition is that?"

"Well I have this...uh, well. Um, well my genetalia is discolored"

----silence from other end----

"I know this is unusual and I don't mean to make you uncomfortable, but this is really an embarassing condition."

"Yes sir, I don't know that we have anything for a condition like that."

"Well, my girlfriend is really distrubed by the color. Do you think some kind of make-up would work?"

"Sir I'm not really comfortable talking about this"

"Yes ma'am, and my girlfriend isn't comfortable looking at my HC when it's all spotted and purple"

----silence----

"Do you sell any kind of cosmetics formulated specifically for sensitive genetalia?"

"Sir I would recommend you see your doctor, I don't think I can help you."

"But my doctor is out of town, my girlfriend likes it with the lights on, and I can't plant my H-C until I take care of this problem. I'm getting a GU back-up"

"Sir I am ending this phone call"

"Wait! Before you go..."

"Yes sir?"

"show me them tittayz, 'cause I'm RICK JAMES BITCH!!!"

 

yelrotflmao.gifyelrotflmao.gifyelrotflmao.gif

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.




×
×
  • Create New...