My REI wish list

[cracked]

And all joking aside, I appreciate the 60 cents (probably less) you contributed to my education this year, Ralph. Many thanks.

 

Edited , bitches!

Edited May 7, 2004 by cracked

[snugtop]

You mean a thong isn't one of the 7 essentials???

[assmonkey]

If you can point me to a store who will give me 10% off, I will buy there all the time.

 

I've found that if you build a relationship with the people at a small shop, often they will cut you a deal. Sometimes its small, like throwing in wax and a leash with a new pair of skis (), but coupled with the priceless knowledge of the staff of small shops, it works out to being a pretty good deal.

 

I still shop at REI, but I find that they are good for just the basics. If I want any kind of specialized gear, I am forced to go to the smaller shops.

 

Recent examples of REIs failure to supply me the goods:

- Lowe tri-cams in the small sizes

- Basically ANY backcountry ski gear, poles most recently

- Double ropes. REI has shaved cock for ropes. Just your standard 10.5 and bigger.

 

- a s s m * n k e y

[Ducknut]

cracked you missed a pagetop , having a bad day?

[iain]

You mean a thong isn't one of the 7 essentials???

it is perfect for holding my skis together, and filtering coffee, so it is in my book

[slothrop]

my taxes help pay $6,710 per student per year, after tuition revenue and not including financial aid costs (a few hundred bucks).

There are a lot of students here. You must make a LOT of money to be able to pay them all 6.5k.

 

Now you're back in form, cracked! Editing my words and glibly ignoring the obvious fallacy of your own!

 

Why don't you just run down to REI and pick up a few $20 ziplock bags? Not available at Feathered Friends!

[snugtop]

You mean a thong isn't one of the 7 essentials???

it is perfect for holding my skis together, and filtering coffee, so it is in my book

 

can a "full-strength" thong double as an extra runner?

[cracked]

my taxes help pay $6,710 per student per year, after tuition revenue and not including financial aid costs (a few hundred bucks).

There are a lot of students here. You must make a LOT of money to be able to pay them all 6.5k.

 

Now you're back in form, cracked! Editing my words and glibly ignoring the obvious fallacy of your own!

 

Why don't you just run down to REI and pick up a few $20 ziplock bags? Not available at Feathered Friends!

 

And all joking aside, I appreciate the 60 cents (probably less) you contributed to my education this year, Ralph. Many thanks.

Could you give me the 60 cents in cash this year? I'd like to buy 0.03 of that ziplock with it. Thanks.

[iain]

can a "full-strength" thong double as an extra runner?

 

could you point me to your source of "full-strength" thongs? Mine seem to blow out on a regular basis.

[olyclimber]

Didn't I see one of these in a Mountie thread? Is it really solar powered?

[slothrop]

And all joking aside, I appreciate the 60 cents (probably less) you contributed to my education this year, Ralph. Many thanks.

 

That's $6.00 by the time you graduate, spraywhore. Good money I could have spent on A5 Crimpit Cargo Shorts. " Hanging from a hold or just hanging out, these shorts have a great casual look with superb technical ability." Oh, how I pine for superb technical ability in a short.

[cracked]

I ain't spending no 10 years here, asshat!

 

I'd buy those shorts, but my new gorts are almost done.

[snugtop]

post deleted cuz I'll never hear the end of it.

Edited May 7, 2004 by snugtop

[cj001f]

I still shop at REI, but I find that they are good for just the basics.

Or anything you full well intend to return

[olyclimber]

Or for women specific trekking poles for Mt. Si.

[iain]

bah, what's next, women-specific thongs?

[bunglehead]

Or for women specific trekking poles for Mt. Si.

 

Gender specific hiking poles. Isn't that one of the accessories for one of the four horsemen of tha apocalypse?

 

Oh, wait I mean:

[minx]

And all joking aside, I appreciate the 60 cents (probably less) you contributed to my education this year, Ralph. Many thanks.

 

That's $6.00 by the time you graduate, spraywhore. Good money I could have spent on A5 Crimpit Cargo Shorts. " Hanging from a hold or just hanging out, these shorts have a great casual look with superb technical ability." Oh, how I pine for superb technical ability in a short.

 

hey they have "performance undergarments" to go with

those technically able shorts

Edited May 7, 2004 by minx

[marylou]

Nothing wrong with non-cotton undergarments.

[lummox]

That's $6.00 by the time you graduate, spraywhore. Good money I could have spent on A5 Crimpit Cargo Shorts. " Hanging from a hold or just hanging out, these shorts have a great casual look with superb technical ability." Oh, how I pine for superb technical ability in a short.

those shorts are 'phat'.

[olyclimber]

Gender specific cams. Discuss.

[cracked]

Nothing wrong with non-cotton undergarments.

I love my REI MTS (moisture transfer system) briefs (black) for use while spraying on cc.com. The color makes them oh-so-sexy, the anti-bacterial treatment keeps them non-stinky, and the superb wickability keeps my ass dry during marathon spray sessions. Endorsed by GORTs!

[Squid]

My REI BlueBlocker's keep my eyes fresh and lively during marathon page-top hunting expeditions. No more late-nite red-eye for me!

[Gary_Yngve]

You mean a thong isn't one of the 7 essentials???

it is perfect for holding my skis together, and filtering coffee, so it is in my book

 

can a "full-strength" thong double as an extra runner?

 

The thought of a "full-strength" wedgie scares me.

[Gary_Yngve]

Nothing wrong with non-cotton undergarments.

 

I agree. I picked up some wicking briefs from Sierra Trading Post for $2 each a while ago.

 

Just that my uninformed [not uniformed] opinion was that women wear thongs to be sexy, not to be comfortable.