archenemy Posted March 29, 2006 Posted March 29, 2006 cat weighs 45 pounds   http://www.wsbtv.com/news/8298710/detail.html And yet, that doesn't seem to lessen it's chances of getting buttfucked. Quote
billcoe Posted April 4, 2006 Posted April 4, 2006 cat weighs 45 pounds   http://www.wsbtv.com/news/8298710/detail.html And yet, that doesn't seem to lessen it's chances of getting buttfucked.  OMG, did you really just say that?  Thats damn funny! Quote
lI1|1! Posted July 18, 2006 Posted July 18, 2006 BACKGROUND: Â Jeff is a large orange tomcat that lives and kills in Shadow Hills, CA. Â Jeff has adopted our back porch and yard as his home. He uses our dog's house when it rains, but mostly he likes to sleep on our patio chairs and keep watch over his domain. Â Though he doesn't really belong to us, we provide Jeff with food and water; however, this does little to lessen his killer instinct. To humans, Jeff is an exceptionally good-tempered and friendly cat; to rodents and other small animals, he is death itself. Â It could be that Jeff likes to bring us gifts to repay our hospitality. Perhaps he is simply a hardwired killing machine. All we know for certain is that he hunts down a wide variety of small animals and disembowels, decapitates, and dines on them. Often. Â Â THIS CAT IS A HUNTING MACHINE!!!!!!!! Â Â look what the cat dragged in Quote
catbirdseat Posted July 18, 2006 Posted July 18, 2006 Next thing you know there will be a website for cats that look like Truman Capote. Maybe there are even cats that sound like Truman Capote? Quote
archenemy Posted July 18, 2006 Posted July 18, 2006 BACKGROUND:Â Jeff is a large orange tomcat that lives and kills in Shadow Hills, CA. Â Jeff has adopted our back porch and yard as his home. He uses our dog's house when it rains, but mostly he likes to sleep on our patio chairs and keep watch over his domain. Â Though he doesn't really belong to us, we provide Jeff with food and water; however, this does little to lessen his killer instinct. To humans, Jeff is an exceptionally good-tempered and friendly cat; to rodents and other small animals, he is death itself. Â It could be that Jeff likes to bring us gifts to repay our hospitality. Perhaps he is simply a hardwired killing machine. All we know for certain is that he hunts down a wide variety of small animals and disembowels, decapitates, and dines on them. Often. Â Â THIS CAT IS A HUNTING MACHINE!!!!!!!! Â Â look what the cat dragged in I don't like cats. Â I like Jeff. I want one. Quote
glacier Posted July 19, 2006 Posted July 19, 2006  look what the cat dragged in  June 22 was an especially good kill.  You just don't mess with big ol' orange tomcats.   old news Quote
sobo Posted July 19, 2006 Posted July 19, 2006 LINK Â Â The hair, the eyes, the mustache, the mouth... it's all just too freaky to even contemplate... Â That cat's gonna invade Poland! Quote
sobo Posted August 9, 2006 Posted August 9, 2006 "Well, that's a huge noggin. That's a virtual planetoid. Has it's own weather system. HEED! BEER! NOW!" Â One of the funniest movies ever! Quote
lI1|1! Posted September 6, 2006 Posted September 6, 2006 i check this sight daily, keeping up on the news of this ferocious feline. i think jeff slowed down with the summer heat, just bringing in a couple small reptiles. now he appears back in business: Â Â (grossness warning) Quote
sobo Posted September 6, 2006 Posted September 6, 2006 Â Looks like Jeff's starting to put on his winter fat. Quote
olyclimber Posted October 5, 2006 Posted October 5, 2006 "The event, in its fourth year, showcased a boxing bout between an Australian kangaroo and a man dressed in a clown suit. During the fight, the marsupial appears to reel backwards after receiving a right hook from its human opponent." Quote
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archenemy Posted October 19, 2006 Posted October 19, 2006 I hate catz but that wuz some funny shit Quote
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