fenderfour Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Did you just fart, or is that your breath? Hello son. Is that it? -<excitedly>- My herpes is in remission. My ex just got paroled today. You got a purty mouth. What got you into she-males, anyway? So, I was at the salon getting my back waxed... It's great to finally meet a man who understands the complex inner workings of a psuedo-feminist culture that is working toward… blah blah blah... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 meth-don't knock it 'til you try it for 8 straight days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 At Palisades: I am absolutely ravenous. I could just eat a horse. Can I order two lobsters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plexus Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Do you mind if I breast feed my child? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arlen Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 "ooh baby, right there...[ring ring] hello? hi! oh, nothing..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 well i'm not a man but this sorta sucked way back when  "my ex g/f works here, hope you don't mind if she serves us" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted February 5, 2004 Author Share Posted February 5, 2004 well i'm not a man but this sorta sucked way back when  "my ex g/f works here, hope you don't mind if she serves us"  I hope you left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 well i'm not a man but this sorta sucked way back when  "my ex g/f works here, hope you don't mind if she serves us"  I hope you left. "....she was in playboy's girls of the pac 10 issue."  i never bothered to show up   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry_Pi Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Hello capitalist! I hate it when my favorite squeeze says"I used to be a guy." Thank you for allow oriental to post. Now I'll return to bunker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 no sex before marriage. these areas --points to chest and crotch-- are off limits. i feel so much better about myself after losing all that weight. yur kina cute in a quirky way. my prosthetic leg is sure chaffing my stump today. ooooh. the itchin from these crabs is driving me crazy. at least i gots more teeth than my sister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 How many condoms are you willing to wear at once? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whirlwind Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 do you mind if my boy friend jions us? wtf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 its ok, my herpes is in remission Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 You kiss a lot better than my Cousin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Is it in? Â Hurry up my boyfriend is coming over soon. Â Lets get married. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 "Is that thing ribbed or do you just have warts?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 "I am getting the hormone treatments, but haven't gotten the operation yet." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Wow, my outbreak isn't as severe as last time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 your thingy is a lot bigger than my daddys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 And so I am so totally like yada yada yada.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 ...and then Marc was all like, "quit calling me, you slut!". And I was all like, "bbrrriiinnnnggggg........Hello.......Oops, I did it again." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 can you hurry up? the principal gets mad when im late for school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distel32 Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 I can just see a cc.com date:  guy: Want to come up to my place???  girl: sure, but is your house as nice as trasks?  later in the night......  guy: oh minxy!  girl: talk dirty about molecules and chemicals like CBS does!  guy: man, you know what I really want? Amarmot BJ  girl: oh yeah I love giving those!  guy: but before we do anything more, you climb alpine right?  girl: no I'm a boulderer, why?  guy: what the fek? you mean you don't climb 5.6 alpine choss like the rest of us?  girl: hell no loser!  guy: then get out and go hook up with boulder boy wonder or something  sorry for using your name minx. But you people get the point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Luke, welcome to the Dark Side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Luke, welcome to the Dark Side. That must have been a fun date CBS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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