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Things men don't want to hear a date say:


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Did you just fart, or is that your breath?

Hello son.

Is that it?

-<excitedly>- My herpes is in remission.

My ex just got paroled today.

You got a purty mouth.

What got you into she-males, anyway?

So, I was at the salon getting my back waxed...

It's great to finally meet a man who understands the complex inner workings of a psuedo-feminist culture that is working toward… blah blah blah...

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no sex before marriage.

these areas --points to chest and crotch-- are off limits.

i feel so much better about myself after losing all that weight.

yur kina cute in a quirky way.

my prosthetic leg is sure chaffing my stump today.

ooooh. the itchin from these crabs is driving me crazy.

at least i gots more teeth than my sister.

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I can just see a cc.com date:

 

guy: Want to come up to my place???

 

girl: sure, but is your house as nice as trasks?

 

later in the night......

 

guy: oh minxy!

 

girl: talk dirty about molecules and chemicals like CBS does!

 

guy: man, you know what I really want? Amarmot BJ

 

girl: oh yeah I love giving those!

 

guy: but before we do anything more, you climb alpine right?

 

girl: no I'm a boulderer, why?

 

guy: what the fek? you mean you don't climb 5.6 alpine choss like the rest of us?

 

girl: hell no loser!

 

guy: then get out and go hook up with boulder boy wonder or something

 

sorry for using your name minx. But you people get the point pitty.gif

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