fenderfour Posted February 4, 2004 Posted February 4, 2004 Did you just fart, or is that your breath? Hello son. Is that it? -<excitedly>- My herpes is in remission. My ex just got paroled today. You got a purty mouth. What got you into she-males, anyway? So, I was at the salon getting my back waxed... It's great to finally meet a man who understands the complex inner workings of a psuedo-feminist culture that is working toward… blah blah blah... Quote
iain Posted February 4, 2004 Posted February 4, 2004 meth-don't knock it 'til you try it for 8 straight days Quote
catbirdseat Posted February 4, 2004 Posted February 4, 2004 At Palisades: I am absolutely ravenous. I could just eat a horse. Can I order two lobsters? Quote
arlen Posted February 5, 2004 Posted February 5, 2004 "ooh baby, right there...[ring ring] hello? hi! oh, nothing..." Quote
minx Posted February 5, 2004 Posted February 5, 2004 well i'm not a man but this sorta sucked way back when  "my ex g/f works here, hope you don't mind if she serves us" Quote
fenderfour Posted February 5, 2004 Author Posted February 5, 2004 well i'm not a man but this sorta sucked way back when  "my ex g/f works here, hope you don't mind if she serves us"  I hope you left. Quote
minx Posted February 5, 2004 Posted February 5, 2004 well i'm not a man but this sorta sucked way back when  "my ex g/f works here, hope you don't mind if she serves us"  I hope you left. "....she was in playboy's girls of the pac 10 issue."  i never bothered to show up   Quote
Harry_Pi Posted February 5, 2004 Posted February 5, 2004 Hello capitalist! I hate it when my favorite squeeze says"I used to be a guy." Thank you for allow oriental to post. Now I'll return to bunker. Quote
lummox Posted February 5, 2004 Posted February 5, 2004 no sex before marriage. these areas --points to chest and crotch-- are off limits. i feel so much better about myself after losing all that weight. yur kina cute in a quirky way. my prosthetic leg is sure chaffing my stump today. ooooh. the itchin from these crabs is driving me crazy. at least i gots more teeth than my sister. Quote
Bug Posted February 5, 2004 Posted February 5, 2004 How many condoms are you willing to wear at once? Quote
whirlwind Posted February 5, 2004 Posted February 5, 2004 do you mind if my boy friend jions us? wtf Quote
billcoe Posted February 5, 2004 Posted February 5, 2004 Is it in? Â Hurry up my boyfriend is coming over soon. Â Lets get married. Quote
Dru Posted February 5, 2004 Posted February 5, 2004 "Is that thing ribbed or do you just have warts?" Quote
EWolfe Posted February 5, 2004 Posted February 5, 2004 "I am getting the hormone treatments, but haven't gotten the operation yet." Quote
Blake Posted February 5, 2004 Posted February 5, 2004 Wow, my outbreak isn't as severe as last time! Quote
lummox Posted February 5, 2004 Posted February 5, 2004 your thingy is a lot bigger than my daddys. Quote
Doug Posted February 5, 2004 Posted February 5, 2004 And so I am so totally like yada yada yada.... Quote
iain Posted February 5, 2004 Posted February 5, 2004 ...and then Marc was all like, "quit calling me, you slut!". And I was all like, "bbrrriiinnnnggggg........Hello.......Oops, I did it again." Quote
lummox Posted February 5, 2004 Posted February 5, 2004 can you hurry up? the principal gets mad when im late for school. Quote
Distel32 Posted February 5, 2004 Posted February 5, 2004 I can just see a cc.com date:  guy: Want to come up to my place???  girl: sure, but is your house as nice as trasks?  later in the night......  guy: oh minxy!  girl: talk dirty about molecules and chemicals like CBS does!  guy: man, you know what I really want? Amarmot BJ  girl: oh yeah I love giving those!  guy: but before we do anything more, you climb alpine right?  girl: no I'm a boulderer, why?  guy: what the fek? you mean you don't climb 5.6 alpine choss like the rest of us?  girl: hell no loser!  guy: then get out and go hook up with boulder boy wonder or something  sorry for using your name minx. But you people get the point Quote
iain Posted February 5, 2004 Posted February 5, 2004 Luke, welcome to the Dark Side. That must have been a fun date CBS Quote
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