gapertimmy Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Why do tornadoes always touch down in trailer parks? Why do school buses always stall out on railroad tracks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murraysovereign Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Why do tornadoes always touch down in trailer parks? There's recently been some research done on this. They started out thinking there's something about the trailers themselves that attracts tornados, but it turns out it's actually the bowling trophies in the window that does it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 How does that work? The only thing they're good at attracts disaster? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 trailer parks are built on land which is zoned as being "unsuitable for permanent habitation". the loophole is that a trailer is "mobile" and hence not a "permanent habitation". it's thanks to this they are usually in the paths of huge landslides, flooding, tornadoes, swarms of locusts, migrating lemmings and/or meteor impacts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoboy Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 So you are implying that they are able to zone according to likleyhood of meteor impact??? Wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Hey wait a minute... how can they predict meteor impact sites, aside from getting some Jeff Goldblum types on it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Attracted to vaccuums, and trailer parks suck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Hey wait a minute... how can they predict meteor impact sites, aside from getting some Jeff Goldblum types on it? by looking at the distribution of past impact sites a pattern emerges. this is known as the empirical method Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arlen Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 trailer parks are built on land which is zoned as being "unsuitable for permanent habitation". the loophole is that a trailer is "mobile" and hence not a "permanent habitation". it's thanks to this they are usually in the paths of huge landslides, flooding, tornadoes, swarms of locusts, migrating lemmings and/or meteor impacts. Bayou style Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Movement from nothing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 They have trading cards now or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 and cups! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Sorry Dru, I don't bow down to any king or empire method, whatever the hell that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lI1|1! Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 if you google bumglehead's autosig it's fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rr666 Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Google Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HRoark Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Things that make me go "hmmm..." are those fucking boy bands. What the fuck is that all about? I mean, I 'm not even envious of the money - they have not talent and what talent they might have is used on material that isn't even theirs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonehead Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 A Thai man was mauled when he drunkenly tried to sexually attack a dog that fiercely resisted his advances. Police in Samut Prakan province, on Bangkok's south-eastern fringes, told the Thai Rath newspaper that Toryip Rawang, 33, had been drinking heavily with friends before Monday's incident. The bloodied man was questioned by police after residents notified local authorities when they saw him walking along a road. He told police he noticed a brown female stray dog wagging its tail and "acting sexy" and pulled it into some tall grass by the roadside. But the dog resisted, biting him on his face, chest and arms before he gave up his attempt and tried to stagger home. Under further questioning he admitted to raping three dogs previously while he was under the influence of alcohol. He told police he always became aroused when he drank heavily but did not have enough money to pay a prostitute. Police said the man was given a rabies shot and was not charged with a crime, but he had fled his home in an apparent effort to avoid public ridicule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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