things that make you go hmmmmm

[gapertimmy]

[sk]

[sobo]

Why do tornadoes always touch down in trailer parks?

 

Why do school buses always stall out on railroad tracks?

[iain]

If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?

[murraysovereign]

Why do tornadoes always touch down in trailer parks?

 

There's recently been some research done on this. They started out thinking there's something about the trailers themselves that attracts tornados, but it turns out it's actually the bowling trophies in the window that does it.

[bunglehead]

How does that work? The only thing they're good at attracts disaster?

[Dru]

trailer parks are built on land which is zoned as being "unsuitable for permanent habitation". the loophole is that a trailer is "mobile" and hence not a "permanent habitation". it's thanks to this they are usually in the paths of huge landslides, flooding, tornadoes, swarms of locusts, migrating lemmings and/or meteor impacts.

[snoboy]

So you are implying that they are able to zone according to likleyhood of meteor impact??? Wow.

[bunglehead]

Hey wait a minute... how can they predict meteor impact sites, aside from getting some Jeff Goldblum types on it?

[EWolfe]

Attracted to vaccuums, and trailer parks suck?

[Dru]

Hey wait a minute... how can they predict meteor impact sites, aside from getting some Jeff Goldblum types on it?

 

by looking at the distribution of past impact sites a pattern emerges. this is known as the empirical method

[arlen]

trailer parks are built on land which is zoned as being "unsuitable for permanent habitation". the loophole is that a trailer is "mobile" and hence not a "permanent habitation". it's thanks to this they are usually in the paths of huge landslides, flooding, tornadoes, swarms of locusts, migrating lemmings and/or meteor impacts.

 

 

Bayou style

 

[Dru]

Movement from nothing!

[jon]

They have trading cards now or something?

[EWolfe]

and cups!

 

[bunglehead]

Sorry Dru, I don't bow down to any king or empire method, whatever the hell that is.

[lI1|1!]

if you google bumglehead's autosig it's fun

[rr666]

Google

[HRoark]

Things that make me go "hmmm..." are those fucking boy bands. What the fuck is that all about? I mean, I 'm not even envious of the money - they have not talent and what talent they might have is used on material that isn't even theirs.

[Stonehead]

A Thai man was mauled when he drunkenly tried to sexually attack a dog that fiercely resisted his advances.

 

Police in Samut Prakan province, on Bangkok's south-eastern fringes, told the Thai Rath newspaper that Toryip Rawang, 33, had been drinking heavily with friends before Monday's incident. The bloodied man was questioned by police after residents notified local authorities when they saw him walking along a road.

 

He told police he noticed a brown female stray dog wagging its tail and "acting sexy" and pulled it into some tall grass by the roadside.

 

But the dog resisted, biting him on his face, chest and arms before he gave up his attempt and tried to stagger home.

 

Under further questioning he admitted to raping three dogs previously while he was under the influence of alcohol.

 

He told police he always became aroused when he drank heavily but did not have enough money to pay a prostitute.

 

Police said the man was given a rabies shot and was not charged with a crime, but he had fled his home in an apparent effort to avoid public ridicule.