Sphinx Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necronomicon Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 E-rock said: Nice dirt-lip, Necro. It's so white-trash chic  It's all part of a larger picture...  Notice the simplicity of my Action Suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 The question is who is it that has a hold on the cord attached to the nipple ring? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ducknut Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Necronomicon said: Â Â Necro/scot' Â Ursa isn't a Mountie, he even said so. Â What I don't understand is why this shit bothers you so. You are obsessed with the shorts over polypro and these gumbies, but so what? They look like dorks, they dress like dorks, but they aren't hogging your slab or were you planning a little slab practice yo'self? Lighten up man, at least they aren't sitting around stuffing potato chips and wasting oxygen absorbing those noxious fumes coming out of the couch. Maybe they don't climb at your level, but big fucking deal. Â Maybe one day they'll be important allies in an access issue or some other thing that is important to you. Its Friday, time to chill and have a cold one. Â BTW are these photos out of your personal collection? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 catbirdseat said: The question is who is it that has a hold on the cord attached to the nipple ring? Â it attaches to the mouth zipper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 its the gimp!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Necronomicon said: Â Â Only thing missing is a pillow to bite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babnik Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 rbw1966 said: Necronomicon said: Â Â Only thing missing is a pillow to bite. Â yah guy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 "Sooo I'll take the hottie on the left, the one with the gloves is freaking me out and I had to take the freak last time. And besides that, you already have matching helmets" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustin_B Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Alpinfox said: Dustin_B said: Uhm y'all are forgetting that this these aren't pictures from a 'climbing' course; this is a scrambling course  The mountainears teach a "scrambling" course???   yep, reread the first couple pages of the thread. It is very popular, dare I say more so than the basic climbing course ?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustin_B Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Dru said: since when do you have to take a course to learn how to scramble? Â Since when do you have to take a course to learn how to climb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa_Eagle Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 since when do you have to take any course to learn anything? (all those self-taught people must be laughing their asses off at us because we went to college...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necronomicon Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Dicknut, You and Ursula_Dickbiter are apologists of a cloth more crude than these mountie turds that you defend. Just looking at the trampled earth under the feet of this sickening clot of subhuman organic corruption is justification enough for despising them. Do you see any grass? These clumsy urbanites, stuggling to connect with nature while having something to gloat about back at the cubicle hive, have turned "Mountaineers Dome" into a disgusting patch of filth remeniscient of Chilliwack. Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa_Eagle Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 I have not been to this place. Are you saying that if the Mountaineers didn't exist, then there would still be green grass, birds flying, and little snaffles running all over the place? Are you saying that the mountains should be closed to everyone but you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Dustin_B said: Dru said: since when do you have to take a course to learn how to scramble? Â Since when do you have to take a course to learn how to climb? Â You dont take a course to learn how to climb but rather how to learn to use the equipment ie tying knots, putting harness on placing gear etc you learn to climb by climbing. Â You don't use gear to scramble weird dirt rappels aside. If you are going on a scramble route you shouldn't need to use gear - if you do you should have chosen an easier route within your ability or gone HIKING. Â Maybe they teach people how to hike too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Mazamas have a hiking class don't they Ursa? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necronomicon Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Dru said:Â Â Maybe they teach people how to hike too? Â Maybe we can help people like Ursula_Dickbiter in the NEW DIRT RAPPELLING NEWBIE STAMPEDE FILTH HIKING SCRAMBLERS FORUM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa_Eagle Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 nope, no scrambling class either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attitude Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Dru said: You dont take a course to learn how to climb... Crack climbing isn't all that intuitive. Anyone here had help with technique? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrambler Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Â "By the power invested in me by the Lord, Jesus Christ, our Savior, I command thee to rise!" Â Caption: Mountaineering cult practices strange rituals in stony crags surrounding Leavenworth. Seen here, a combination exorcism/healing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figger_Eight Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 rbw1966 said: Mazamas have a hiking class don't they Ursa? Â Ursa's a Mazama? Ahhh...that explains it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayB Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 The funniest thing about these photos is that I have a photo hidden away somewhere that is far lamer and more pathetic. We were hiking around Mt. Adams just after high school and I wanted to get a photo that made it look like I was doing something roughly akin to technical climbing, despite the fact that it would be years before I even begin to do anything more than hike and scramble. Â The only problem was that there was not much in the way of dramatic terrain around, so I wrapped the half-assed laundry-cord type rope around me in an immitation dulfersitz and leaned back onto the 30 degree scree slope while instructing my friend to cut the photo off at my knees so I that all the viewer would see was the panorama in the distance behind me, not the mild scree slope that I was actually on. Â Imagine my dissapointment when the photo came back and clearly showed me pretending to rappell while standing on a modest hillock of scree while desperately trying to look like I was a serious mountaineer, in a serious mountaineering situation, complete with the look of grim focus and determination on my face, despite the setting. These photos don't even come close to approaching that level of gayness, so my pseudo-rapell shot still reigns supreme. I wish I had a scanner so that I post that shot and put all of these people in their place..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North_by_Northwest Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 It's a fake. This picture wasn't even taken outside. This is clearly the REI Flagship Footwear section. The "slab" they are walking on is not granite, it is plastic. The "experienced instructors" are actually REI sales people vying for the commission on a pair of $400 North Face "Nuptse" (or insert native sounding name of choice here) boots. The trees and other things in the background are a combination of cloth backdrops and plastic features REI places in-store to make the customer feel at home. Â Congrats on your first trip to REI Scot, must have been a special moment for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ducknut Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 Necronomicon said: Dicknut, You and Ursula_Dickbiter are apologists of a cloth more crude than these mountie turds that you defend. Just looking at the trampled earth under the feet of this sickening clot of subhuman organic corruption is justification enough for despising them. Do you see any grass? These clumsy urbanites, stuggling to connect with nature while having something to gloat about back at the cubicle hive, have turned "Mountaineers Dome" into a disgusting patch of filth remeniscient of Chilliwack.   Necro  Nice try at spray, got a chip on your shoulder? Can't spray harder than that? Some Mountie group barf on your rope? Or were you abused by Eric's sheep? I never apologized for these dorks, I just said lighten up. While I doubt that this group had any more than passing involvement in compacting the soil and abusing the vegetation at the site in the photo, you point is well taken. FROM HERE ON ALL CC.COM CLIMBERS, ALLIES, HANGER-ONERS, AND DINGLEBERRIES ARE REQUIRED TO AVOID APPROACH HIKES, CONGREGATING AT THE BASE OF CRAGS AND MOUNTAINS, AND ARE STRICTLY PROHIBITED FROM CAMPING OUT OF DOORS OR ANYTHING ELSE THAT MIGHT EFFECT THE NATURAL ENVIRONMENT BY ORDER OF NECRO THE MAGNIFICANT.  BTW, I am sure that you only eat vegan meals grown by third world liberated and empowered peasants, own clothes with no synthetic or animal origin materials, and eat your own feces so you'll have no impact on the Earth. Get off your fucking high horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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