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orgasmic beer experience


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I put this in the climbing board because it happened on a climbing outing, or after it anyways....

 

So we climbed Total Soul on Friday morn/afternoon and it was really baking out there (see Darrington thread, my partner was complaining of the rock burning his poow widow fingows). Anyway, we got back to the truck about 3:00 and it was quite hot and we had two beers waiting. Since my partner drove, I deferred the choice of brews to him and thus I ended up with the can of Budweiser. Undaunted, I popped that baby open, put it to my lips and .............MAN!!!! I don't know what it was...must've been a near perfect interaction of thirst, hunger, beer temp, ambient temp, beer flavor, carbonation factor, wind chill, etc.... but it was one of the greatest beer experiences I have ever had!!!!

 

I felt health, vitality, oneness with the universe spreading sentiently to every edge of my body. Ecstasy was coursing through my capillaries. A BUD?!?? CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!??

 

I noted that I had to pee at that moment but I didn't want to for fear I might break the zone of perfection that was occuring. Luckily I was able to effect the evacuation procedures one handed and did not have to interrupt the beer transfer.

 

Anyway, just thought some of you would be interested. A Bud. Can you believe it bigdrink.gif?

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Hmm, i'd disagree that bud is "good" beer, but then again beer preference is pretty personal. I find it amusing that they advertise it being brewed from rice because it's a taste people love. Ironically, rice is the cheapest grain you can get. :P

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