allthumbs Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 Women drivers - MY GAWD!!!! Always in the left lane, hauling ass and not paying attention or planning ahead. Defensive driving skills....are you shitting me? They shouldn't drive till they're about 40. And don't let them have a cell phone, nail file, bagel, coffee, lipstick, a book or brush....they're god-awful drivers and a menace on the highway. WOMEN SUCK AT DRIVING. IT'S A MAN'S JOB. Give it up girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 Not entirely true. Guys can be just as stupid. Why just today, on the drive in to work this morning, marked the 3rd time in as many months that I was almost hit by a MALE driver scoffing at local traffic control and channelization. Â All three instances involved the male talking on a cell phone while attempting to drive. The first two were running stop sign/red light. Today, this mofo turned the wrong way on a one-way street, with me in the lane heading toward him. Narrowly avoided head-on collision, blew the horn at him to wake him up (no finger), then this fuckstick turns around in the street behind me and comes up next to me with this attitude like I was the one fucking up! Yeeesh! Â HANG TFU AND DRIVE, FOR CHRISSAKES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eric8 Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 eric8 said: Â Â Â In a beemer, no less. Must be late for her coiffure appointment! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 I agree with you, but the statistics don't, to my knowledge. One would predict a higher accident rate, but this is not so. I think that men are more likely to DELIBERATELY break the law by speeding, tail gating and running "stale green" lights. So women's greater tendency to distraction is offset by men's greater aggressiveness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 11, 2003 Author Share Posted July 11, 2003 thank you professor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 My wife's a much safer driver than I. I'm the guy sipping coffee, talking on the phone and taking notes while trying to follow a map and yell at my daughter in the back seat all at the same time with garbage flying out the back of my truck. Appropriatly, I get flipped off all the time by guys driving in a similar situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 catbirdseat said: I think that men are more likely to DELIBERATELY break the law by speeding, tail gating and running "stale green" lights. Â HELLO! IT'S GREEN! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO "RUN IT"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 "I RIDES THE YALLOWS" Â -told to my grandmom by a cabbie c. 1965 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Formaldehead Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 Women drivers, no survivors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 My wife tailgates and has a lead foot. (Amazingly, she'a a sideseat driver as well.) Â Recently I found out her dad not only received a tailgating ticket in LA (he's a Canadian!); he got reprimanded for tailgating at an auto racing school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitten Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 trask said: Women drivers - MY GAWD!!!! Always in the left lane, hauling ass and not paying attention or planning ahead. Defensive driving skills....are you shitting me? They shouldn't drive till they're about 40. And don't let them have a cell phone, nail file, bagel, coffee, lipstick, a book or brush....they're god-awful drivers and a menace on the highway. WOMEN SUCK AT DRIVING. IT'S A MAN'S JOB. Give it up girls. Â Trask are you saying ALL women suck at driving? I would agree with MOST! Especially the gals in SUVs that can't see a damn thing and cut you off. Oops - sorry............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 11, 2003 Author Share Posted July 11, 2003 What kills me is all the Snohomish County one-toothed wonders driving home from the tavern with a pickup bed full of empty Smitty's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MtnHigh Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 eric8 said: Â Â Ivan did this last winter on his way to meet me for a Hood climb. Had the 'Couv cops chasing his ass. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 trask said: What kills me is all the Snohomish County one-toothed wonders driving home from the tavern with a pickup bed full of empty Smitty's. Â YOU GOT A PROBLEM? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 11, 2003 Author Share Posted July 11, 2003 Bronco said: trask said: What kills me is all the Snohomish County one-toothed wonders driving home from the tavern with a pickup bed full of empty Smitty's. Â YOU GOT A PROBLEM? I rest my case Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitten Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 trask said: What kills me is all the Snohomish County one-toothed wonders driving home from the tavern with a pickup bed full of empty Smitty's. Â Sounds like a man I use to live with..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 trask said: Women drivers - MY GAWD!!!! Always in the left lane, hauling ass and not paying attention or planning ahead. Defensive driving skills....are you shitting me? They shouldn't drive till they're about 40. And don't let them have a cell phone, nail file, bagel, coffee, lipstick, a book or brush....they're god-awful drivers and a menace on the highway. WOMEN SUCK AT DRIVING. IT'S A MAN'S JOB. Give it up girls. GLADLY SIR will you be at my beck and call and take me all the places I want to go??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 11, 2003 Author Share Posted July 11, 2003 Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said: trask said: Women drivers - MY GAWD!!!! Always in the left lane, hauling ass and not paying attention or planning ahead. Defensive driving skills....are you shitting me? They shouldn't drive till they're about 40. And don't let them have a cell phone, nail file, bagel, coffee, lipstick, a book or brush....they're god-awful drivers and a menace on the highway. WOMEN SUCK AT DRIVING. IT'S A MAN'S JOB. Give it up girls. GLADLY SIR will you be at my beck and call and take me all the places I want to go??? depends on your offer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 11, 2003 Author Share Posted July 11, 2003 kitten said: trask said: What kills me is all the Snohomish County one-toothed wonders driving home from the tavern with a pickup bed full of empty Smitty's. Â Sounds like a man I use to live with..... Ouch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 trask said: Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said: trask said: Women drivers - MY GAWD!!!! Always in the left lane, hauling ass and not paying attention or planning ahead. Defensive driving skills....are you shitting me? They shouldn't drive till they're about 40. And don't let them have a cell phone, nail file, bagel, coffee, lipstick, a book or brush....they're god-awful drivers and a menace on the highway. WOMEN SUCK AT DRIVING. IT'S A MAN'S JOB. Give it up girls. GLADLY SIR will you be at my beck and call and take me all the places I want to go??? depends on your offer why you get the pleasure of my company of course... to bask in my brilliance, to gaze upon my beauty.... oh mi god I'm crackin' myself up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 11, 2003 Author Share Posted July 11, 2003 Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said: trask said: Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said: trask said: Women drivers - MY GAWD!!!! Always in the left lane, hauling ass and not paying attention or planning ahead. Defensive driving skills....are you shitting me? They shouldn't drive till they're about 40. And don't let them have a cell phone, nail file, bagel, coffee, lipstick, a book or brush....they're god-awful drivers and a menace on the highway. WOMEN SUCK AT DRIVING. IT'S A MAN'S JOB. Give it up girls. GLADLY SIR will you be at my beck and call and take me all the places I want to go??? depends on your offer why you get the pleasure of my company of course... to bask in my brilliance, to gaze upon my beauty.... oh mi god I'm crackin' myself up hardy hardy har Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 (edited) trask said: kitten said: trask said: What kills me is all the Snohomish County one-toothed wonders driving home from the tavern with a pickup bed full of empty Smitty's. Â Sounds like a man I use to live with..... Ouch! remind me to never get on your $hitlist! that's kitten...trask, i could care less about his list! Edited July 11, 2003 by RuMR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitten Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 Rumr ~ I was only having a little fun! But it is probably good not to get on any females list You should know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 yeah no doubt... Â a guy would beat you and that'd be it...chicks can make one's life hell for a loooooooooong time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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