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MissNormandy said:

minx said:

MissNormandy said:

Marichino Cherries?

 

NO

 

you'll injest marichino cherries but not cofffee? hellno3d.gif

 

Not every day. Just when I get a sundae or a shirley temple.

So much better with a vodka martini wink.gif
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Dr_Flash_Amazing said:

Perhaps y'all foodies need to be asking yourselves why you don't have something that's good enough to eat without being doctored up, hmmm?

 

typical newly-wed coment.

 

I remember when my wife and I were first married my dad would come driving up to the apartment we had with his horn blarin. After the 4th or 5th visit, I asked him why he was always honkin the goll dang horn. He replied that it was customary to warn newly-weds of an arrival so they can put their clothes back on. I thought my wife was gonna die! thumbs_up.gif

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p.s. of you lean over the bar and flash some cleavege wink at the bartender you can get a whole handful of cherries before he knows what hit him wink.gif

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trask said:

whenever I flop my schlong out on the bar, the barmaid slings an extra green bean in my bloody mary.

I thought celery went in a bloody mary... I bet you for a Bloddy Ceaser man wink.gif
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trask said:

whenever I flop my schlong out on the bar, the barmaid slings an extra green bean in my bloody mary.

 

Prolly just wanted to show you something bigger... yellaf.gif

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MisterE said:

trask said:

whenever I flop my schlong out on the bar, the barmaid slings an extra green bean in my bloody mary.

 

Prolly just wanted to show you something bigger... yellaf.gif

yelrotflmao.gifyelrotflmao.gifyelrotflmao.gif

I have found that the eyes will get you more and a smile will get you everywhere with a bartender. bigdrink.gif

Drinks on the house bigdrink.giffruit.gifbigdrink.giffruit.gif

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