Thinker Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 bring em on in honor of pub club. here's a starter: I have taken more good from alcohol than alcohol has taken from me. --- Sir Winston Churchill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGowans Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 I'll refer you to my auto-sig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 "who took the cork off my lunch" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence_Sitter Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 the only drinking problem i have is when i dont have a drink... - dunno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 Having a wonderful wine, wish you were beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 In vino veritas. -- Pliny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thinker Posted July 1, 2003 Author Share Posted July 1, 2003 Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions; the surest poison is time. Ralph Waldo Emerson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence_Sitter Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 davai! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toptimmy Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 "round for the house" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 a zima for all my friends - dead guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned_Flanders Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 I'd rather be drunk and blind than be sober so I can see how pathetic my life is. ~ Yours Truly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved. -- George Gobel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thinker Posted July 1, 2003 Author Share Posted July 1, 2003 Drinking when we are not thirsty and making love at all seasons, madam: that is all there is to distinguish us from other animals. Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chucK Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 thirst is a dangerous thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" As said by Tom Waits on "Fernwood Tonight" and at least one early episode of SNL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefan Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 "I am sorry I through up in your flowerbeds and peed on your woodpile. I had too much tequila." Stefan apologizing to his future mother-in-law while he was dating her daughter as a teenager in 1986. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence_Sitter Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 winston churchill... woman declares his as drunk... I may be drunk, but you, maddam, are ugly and i shall be sober in the morning... class act for sure... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 Fence_Sitter said: winston churchill... woman declares his as drunk... I may be drunk, but you, maddam, are ugly and i shall be sober in the morning... class act for sure... That was Winston Churchill? I've always thought that was attributed to W.C. Fields. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence_Sitter Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 nah it was actually the same lady that he said the poison in the coffee thing...apparently this lady was hounding him for years or something... crazy biddy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 Hmmmmmmmmm, ok, stash that one in the long-term memory bank... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bDubyaH Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 I'm not as think as you drunk I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. Hunter S. Thompson (1939 - ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. Dylan Thomas (1914 - 1953) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_detrick Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 Reminds me of the time I stumbled across a case of buron, I was stumbling for sevrall days there after. W.C. Fields Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_detrick Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 Co worker( that guy must be an alcohlic he's in here every time I am) at loco bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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