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Drinking when we are not thirsty and making love at all seasons, madam: that is all there is to distinguish us from other animals.

 

Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais

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"I am sorry I through up in your flowerbeds and peed on your woodpile. I had too much tequila."

 

Stefan apologizing to his future mother-in-law while he was dating her daughter as a teenager in 1986.

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Fence_Sitter said:

winston churchill...

 

woman declares his as drunk...

 

I may be drunk, but you, maddam, are ugly and i shall be sober in the morning...

 

class act for sure... grin.gifbigdrink.gif

 

That was Winston Churchill? confused.gif I've always thought that was attributed to W.C. Fields.

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