Retrosaurus Posted April 22, 2003 Posted April 22, 2003 Found a dildo. Yeah, that's right. 120-volt AC, piston-action, vibrating dildo, in of all places, Orchard Rock, stuffed in "Cunt Crack". April 27, 1985. Quote
Billygoat Posted April 22, 2003 Posted April 22, 2003 AlpineK said: I found a Proto pipe with a bunch of pot stored in it, and a frozen Henry's Ale at a secret hut at A-Basin once. Â Another time I found a film canister with a chunk of hash in it at Crystal. Â If you're talking about the secret cabin up in the woods off the switchbacks on the Loveland pass side of the pass on Hwy 6 above A-basin where everyone in the know goes full moon skiing , it's mine. Quote
Billygoat Posted April 22, 2003 Posted April 22, 2003 It does have something to do with the University of Colorado. Quote
Szyjakowski Posted April 22, 2003 Posted April 22, 2003 specialed said: I found two gold camalots and a blue TCU placed on Spaghetti Sauce in the icicle. Not so unique but pretty cool!!! \THEIFFF those were mine as I was working that route... bastard, give them back!!!!!!! Quote
Billygoat Posted April 22, 2003 Posted April 22, 2003 I think that it was once owned by the UC Denver. All you got to say is "I'm heading up to see the Professor" and those that know, know. Quote
slaphappy Posted April 22, 2003 Posted April 22, 2003 Billygoat said:Â If you're talking about the secret cabin up in the woods off the switchbacks on the Loveland pass side of the pass on Hwy 6 above A-basin where everyone in the know goes full moon skiing , it's mine. Â Been there, done that. Quote
slaphappy Posted April 22, 2003 Posted April 22, 2003 Three years ago my lady at the time and I bought a box of small rubber snakes at a garage sale. We left them on ledges and holds on local crag climbs. Â I also stashed a small ceramic bubbler in a very "noteworthy feature" in Leavenworth, twas still there last time I checked. (last fall) If you find it, it is packed, feel free to indulge but kindly leave it for the next lucky finder, it's not really booty. I will be checking on it soon, enjoy. Quote
Alasdair Posted April 22, 2003 Posted April 22, 2003 There is a big metal shovel with wooden handle(the kind you use to shovel compact dirt). Stuffed in a big offwidth crack on Mt. Hunters West Ridge. I am being totally serious here. Although it is booty, I decided I did not need it. Quote
jtflyfisher Posted April 23, 2003 Posted April 23, 2003 About two years ago I tweaked a finger on Princley Ambitions and built a hefty belay out of 3 large hexes to get lowered off. Me and my buddy stood around for awhile to see if we could con someone into snaggin' it down but left it there. Did anyone of you BootyMasters get my goods? Quote
Off_White Posted April 23, 2003 Posted April 23, 2003 five single gloves/mittens two waterbottles one stainless steel thermos one helicopter pilot's helmet with microphone bits and pieces of an MSR helmet All on the Eliot Glacier on Mt Hood the weekend after two rope teams fell on the Cooper Spur and slid off the convex slope and down the N. Face, with five deaths. It was pretty creepy. Â Â At Darwin Lakes, below Mt Mendel in the Sierras, we found a cache left by a mystery ski club. Candy bars were all three years past expiration, ski wax, books, rotten velveeta, swollen horsecock, extra socks, a gallon of white gas (a blessing since I had broken our glass jelly jar fuel container by throwing small stones at it while stoned) and ziplock bags of dried fruit that had gone to ambrosia. We actually got a buzz eating it. Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted April 23, 2003 Posted April 23, 2003 Off_White said: one helicopter pilot's helmet with microphone  No head? Quote
bDubyaH Posted April 23, 2003 Posted April 23, 2003 we found a whole trashbag full of cliff bars and snickers at 10000' on mt. foraker. always one for free food I found out on the first bite of a snickers that everything was covered in spicy pepper. but hey it was free food that i didn't have to carry so whos complaining. also found a pair of women's underwear a few pitches up cannon mt in new hampshire. i don't think i really want to know what that was from Quote
EWolfe Posted April 23, 2003 Posted April 23, 2003 We were climbing at the upper malamute in Squish last year, and I had forgotten my chalkbag, so I decided to lead an easy 5.8 multi then go back to the car. When I got to the top of the second pitch, there was a chalkbag with plenty of chalk, and complete with belt just waiting for me. I knew then I was doing something right... Quote
Alasdair Posted April 23, 2003 Posted April 23, 2003 Thats funny because I lost a garbage bag full of exactly what you describe on Foraker in 2000. Quote
lummox Posted April 23, 2003 Posted April 23, 2003 found a coiled rope while deproaching from the top of pan am wall. it started raining really hard, my partner was soaked in his down sponge jacket and shivering, and we fixed it to rappel into a canyon from where i knew how to get back to the truck. that was cool. also cool when my partner dug up little stash near the truck. course, i believe in jesus. Quote
specialed Posted April 23, 2003 Posted April 23, 2003 I found a little midget leprichan buried inside a crack I was climbing once. But then it turned out it was just my climbing partner Mike Schaeffer wearing a green arctery'x goretex suit. Quote
Fejas Posted April 23, 2003 Posted April 23, 2003 The most common thing i've found are hats and ropes... I've found three different ropes... I don't know how all of you determan a ropes life span, or how many falls you can take on it... I have used these for rap ropes, but not leads... or cut them up and use them for utilaty... Hats, everybody seems to leave a hat behind some time because i've found near 100 of them here and there when out in the backcountry... Quote
bDubyaH Posted April 23, 2003 Posted April 23, 2003 Alasdair. We ate at the gendarme on crosson late june/early july 2000', if that was your grub then thanks. i owe you Quote
catbirdseat Posted April 23, 2003 Posted April 23, 2003 At Darwin Lakes, below Mt Mendel in the Sierras, we found a cache left by a mystery ski club. Candy bars were all three years past expiration, ski wax, books, rotten velveeta, swollen horsecock, extra socks, a gallon of white gas (a blessing since I had broken our glass jelly jar fuel container by throwing small stones at it while stoned) and ziplock bags of dried fruit that had gone to ambrosia. We actually got a buzz eating it. I've been to Darwin Lakes. It is a seemingly remote place, but one which is consistently abused. When I was there, some idiots were shooting off skyrockets into the lake. Quote
Freeman Posted April 23, 2003 Posted April 23, 2003 A few years ago we recovered a body from the base of the Lower N Ridge of Stuart. One of his boots is still up there. His foot is in it. It wasn't my size - I didn't go looking for it. Â Reminds me of Jim Donini's slides of Tonny Egger.... Quote
Alasdair Posted April 23, 2003 Posted April 23, 2003 There is no doubt in my mind that that was our bag of food. It had been sitting there since May. Well frozen I would guess. Quote
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