sexual_chocolate Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 US war plan: So they go in to Iraq, they get into a protracted war. This enrages the whole region, with virulent anti-americanism expressed by previously peaceful middle-easterners. Even the Shias in the south now hate us more than Saddam. Iranian Shiites are coming from Iran to help oust the Americans (all true and already happening). This fight against a common enemy will bring Saddam and the Shiites much closer together, actually creating a friendship. After the entire region joins this war and ousts the American invasion, Saddam will be so grateful for the Ethnic minority help that he'll form a representative democracy that'll give a voice to all! The Americans are geniuses! How could I have missed this for so long?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 Take two Darvocets with a glass of bourbon, and call me in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 sounds like an A-Team episode (minus the obligatory scene of welding stuff and scrap metal collecting w/ 80's crap rock theme overlay) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalius Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 Here's the scoreboard... www.iraqometer.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 Liberals can't stand the fact that "The Plan" is successful. Whatcha all gonna do when our troops come home victorious? Spit on them? btw, today our troops destroyed 2 entire divisions of republican fucksticks. The 3rd. is on it's way down. Command hopes for surrender or annihilation by this weekend...let's hope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klenke Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 I got to admit the bell sounds when you first open the page and the graphics for each stat are pretty fun. Other than that, the information conveys nothing of substance or cannot be taken to mean anything out of context. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necronomicon Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 Was the "Plan" to have a drawn out seige of Baghdad, with massive casualties on both sides? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalius Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 they're just some stats. do whatever you want with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 Necronomicon said: Was the "Plan" to have a drawn out seige of Baghdad, with massive casualties on both sides? I don't know Necro, I'm not privy to that intel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 Necronomicon said: Was the "Plan" to have a drawn out seige of Baghdad, with massive casualties on both sides? Although tactics are often basic enough and explainable to a 2 year old. It's clear you have no understanding of them. Or a blinding desire to claim not to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 all you anti war fags are just pouting because your protests meant crap and did nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalius Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 all you pro war fags are just pouting because your attacks meant crap and did nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 dalius said: all you pro war fags are just pouting because your attacks meant crap and did nothing. It's easy to spin the board. That's weak. I didnt hear you offering a discussion last night at the table when matt and I had our talk. What a pussy. Time will prove your remarks to be full of shit just like your brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 dalia, you got nuthin to bring to the table. go jack off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ade Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 btw, today our troops destroyed 2 entire divisions of republican fucksticks. The 3rd. is on it's way down. Command hopes for surrender or annihilation by this weekend...let's hope. Where did you here that... a Pentagon source? I'd wait a few days and see if it's true before you use it to beat Liberals with. It might turn out to be like the 51st Iraqi infantry, 8000 of whom didn't surrender as reported. Or the capture of Nassiriya and Umm Qasr, which were both announced at least three times. Or even the chemical weapons factory that never was. War Watch Either way I'm confused. Which "Plan" are you refering to; this week's, last week's, George's or Tony's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 Where did you here that... a Pentagon source? I'd wait a few days and see if it's true before you use it to beat Liberals with. It might turn out to be like the 51st Iraqi infantry, 8000 of whom didn't surrender as reported. Or the capture of Nassiriya and Umm Qasr, which were both announced at least three times. Or even the chemical weapons factory that never was. The media reports a lot of those so called facts and statements. It's up to people to determine what is really said and is easy to do by listening to the Pentagon Briefings instead of the riddled with errors and ill translated media glossing over. I don't recall ever hearing Gen Vincent of Franks claiming to control some of those cities or positively claim or confirm a weapons site etc. The media takes comments and twists them to their desires or works. I'd expect even yourself to identify that but it's obvious you overlooked those important details each time you turned on the tele or read a web page or newspaper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 Ade, it's news all over Fox News today. Do you watch the news? Yeah, shit can go wrong, but I choose to be optimistic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necronomicon Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 Cpt.Caveman said: Necronomicon said: Was the "Plan" to have a drawn out seige of Baghdad, with massive casualties on both sides? Although tactics are often basic enough and explainable to a 2 year old. It's clear you have no understanding of them. Or a blinding desire to claim not to. Whatever. You pro-war tools have no clue. I won't bother wasting my time on you simian sub-humanoids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 trask said: Ade, it's news all over Fox News today. is that the channel that introduces its coverage with screaming guitars and f-16s morphing into screaming eagles and shit? that station is hilarious. those anchors are some of the worst in the business and geraldo rivera needs to be thrown in prison. what an idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 Say what you want about Fox, Iain, but it's been without question the most balanced and unbiased of ALL news sources covering this war and events in general. Go ahead and give me a smartass reply...it's a fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
To_The_Top Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 trask said: Say what you want about Fox, Iain, but it's been without question the most balanced and unbiased of ALL news sources covering this war and events in general. Go ahead and give me a smartass reply...it's a fact. In the left corner of the ring is NPR and in the right...Fox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 There's a million and 1 reasons why that's not true. One of which is they were introducing war coverage with a giant "WAR ON TERROR" emblem each time (not sure if they still are). That's misleading and suggestive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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iain Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 I think NPR's war drum music is annoying too. What's with all this special music and stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 sexual_chocolate said: US war plan: So they go in to Iraq, they get into a protracted war. This enrages the whole region, with virulent anti-americanism expressed by previously peaceful middle-easterners. Even the Shias in the south now hate us more than Saddam. Iranian Shiites are coming from Iran to help oust the Americans (all true and already happening). This fight against a common enemy will bring Saddam and the Shiites much closer together, actually creating a friendship. After the entire region joins this war and ousts the American invasion, Saddam will be so grateful for the Ethnic minority help that he'll form a representative democracy that'll give a voice to all! The Americans are geniuses! How could I have missed this for so long?!?! No no you've got it all mixed up. By enraging all the fundamentalists throughout the muslim sects and getting them to fight for Iraq, we'll just be able to get rid of all the rif-raf at once. Nice and efficient like. Killing many birds with one stone, if you will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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