specialed Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 I don't know dude I saw that same show... their training is pretty stout. Its not easy to stay awake for a week and freeze your ass off while doing constant hard exercise. Actually kind of sounds like alpine climbing. Just don't have ugly dudes yellin at you the whole time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 I believe it's "Cliffs Notes" or was there a guy named Cliff who ran one of those essay selling rings? I'll take 2 grams of Tale of Two Cities please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 Dr_Flash_Amazing said: "ACCORDING TO DRU & IAIN, US MILITARY PERSONNEL (Seals, Special Forces, Rangers et.al) ARE PUSSY'S AND DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIGHT " Â What, you think we needed that paraphrased for us, ding-dong? Take your Cliff's Notes and go jump in the Sound. Â Thankyou FDA for your thoughtful response. Oh, and Iain, I forgot how tough you were and that you could breeze through that gravy "buds" training. HooRah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 fun running on the sand w/ some dude yelling w/ bullhorn: KEEP UP...DON'T FALL BACK...KEEP UP...DON'T FALL BACK...KEEP UP... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 the average American casualty in the Vietnam War had 5 lbs. of undigested meat in his large intestine. too much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RobBob Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 the average American casualty in the Vietnam War had 5 lbs. of undigested meat in his large intestine. Â smoking bowls on battlefield=munchies and contentment=casualty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 Â "SOLDIER! YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO EVERY MAN WHO EVER WORE CRAMPONS, GODAMMIT! YOU WILL CEASE AND DESIST YOUR FORCED-BIVY-SHITTY-ANCHOR-NO-PRO-UNCONSOLIDATED-SLUSH-OVERHANGING-CHOCKSTONE-SQUEEZE-CHIMNEY-CHOSS-GULLY BITCHING AND GET ... YOUR ... SORRY ... ASS ... UP THAT SONOFABITCHING PIECE OF SHIT FROZEN-ASS MOUNTAINPOPSICLE BEFORE I SHOVE MY SONOFABITCHING SIZE TEN UP YOUR PANSIFIED CORNHOLE! D'YOU WANNA BE SHITTING SIZE TEN, SOLDIER? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! YOU ARE PATHETIC! REINHOLD MESSNER CRAPS BOLDER THAN YOU! MOVE, MAGGOT! MOVE! MOVE! MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!" Â Â "Sir, yes sir!" Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 Dr_Flash_Amazing said: Â Â Â lookit all the soldiers in the background like they're running INTO HIS MOUTH!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 you have to be high to see that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 FDA, you're a fucking disgrace to men everywhere. You wouldn't last a day in my world. Pathetic wad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 DFA wants a reach-around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 trask said: FDA, you're a fucking disgrace to men everywhere. You wouldn't last a day in my world. Â Sitting around at home, listening to music, surfing the internet, and fielding the occasional call about insurance? Yeah, sounds like a savage place. Antarctica and a jungle full of man-eating beasts all rolled into one hellish realm of misery. You're probably cracking a beer right now, aren't you, you hardcore suffermeister? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glacierdog Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 [quote ACCORDING TO DRU & IAIN, US MILITARY PERSONNEL (Seals, Special Forces, Rangers et.al) ARE PUSSY'S AND DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIGHT Â I've seen it, and alot of these guys are pussy's. I'll agree to that. But the SEALs? Have you ever seen one? Those guys are fuckin oak trees. I'm not talking about the ones going into BUDS. I mean the ones in the units. You can talk shit about the Army all day, (I know I do) but the SEALs are the baddest mofos around. And I ain't no pushover either, suckas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 HEY TRASK Â proves my point!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 For Five dollars, DFA will give you anything you want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 Dr_Flash_Amazing said: trask said: FDA, you're a fucking disgrace to men everywhere. You wouldn't last a day in my world. Â Sitting around at home, listening to music, surfing the internet, and fielding the occasional call about insurance? Yeah, sounds like a savage place. Antarctica and a jungle full of man-eating beasts all rolled into one hellish realm of misery. You're probably cracking a beer right now, aren't you, you hardcore suffermeister? Â 8-5 'bout right. after closing the sheet goes on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 glacierdog said: the SEALs are the baddest mofos around. don't mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 iain said: glacierdog said: the SEALs are the baddest mofos around. don't mess. Â Well, that about does it for me. Fuck all you bitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 specialed said: For Five dollars, DFA will give you anything you want. Â Â We're sorry! Your most recent attempt at 'Dis The Doctor' has resulted in a score of 2 on a scale of 100, placing you firmly in the category of 'Lobotomized Trask on a Glue Bender'. Thank you for playing, and please try harder next time. Â Ta-ta! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter_Puget Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 Sisu  Your forgot to mention the noble French and their invasion of Mexico in the 1800s! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 Dr_Flash_Amazing said: Â "SOLDIER! YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO EVERY MAN WHO EVER WORE CRAMPONS, GODAMMIT! YOU WILL CEASE AND DESIST YOUR FORCED-BIVY-SHITTY-ANCHOR-NO-PRO-UNCONSOLIDATED-SLUSH-OVERHANGING-CHOCKSTONE-SQUEEZE-CHIMNEY-CHOSS-GULLY BITCHING AND GET ... YOUR ... SORRY ... ASS ... UP THAT SONOFABITCHING PIECE OF SHIT FROZEN-ASS MOUNTAINPOPSICLE BEFORE I SHOVE MY SONOFABITCHING SIZE TEN UP YOUR PANSIFIED CORNHOLE! D'YOU WANNA BE SHITTING SIZE TEN, SOLDIER? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! YOU ARE PATHETIC! REINHOLD MESSNER CRAPS BOLDER THAN YOU! MOVE, MAGGOT! MOVE! MOVE! MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!" Â Â "Sir, yes sir!" Â Â You sound like Polish Bob!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fleblebleb Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 Still waiting for jokes about the French participation in the American revolution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 Dr_Flash_Amazing said: specialed said: For Five dollars, DFA will give you anything you want. Â We're sorry! Your most recent attempt at 'Dis The Doctor' has resulted in a score of 2 on a scale of 100, placing you firmly in the category of 'Lobotomized Trask on a Glue Bender'. Thank you for playing, and please try harder next time. Â Ta-ta! Â Hey, not my fault if arrogant sport climbers remind me of cheap Vietnamese hookers. I could spell-out why, but I think the similarities are quite obvious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 specialed said:Â Hey, not my fault if arrogant sport climbers remind me of cheap Vietnamese hookers. I could spell-out why, but I think the similarities are quite obvious. Â Why, did you get the clap from a sport climber? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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