freeclimb9 Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Ex prison punk Mike Tyson --due to his waffling ("I'll fight. I won't fight. Okay, I'll fight. . . ")-- has denied PDX bruiser Tanya Harding the opportunity for her professional debut Saturday on the Tyson-Etienne undercard. Given her illustrative career contortions, some might find it refreshing that Tanya was denied the chance to fuck-up her image all on her own. Patience, my precious; She'll find a way yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
To_The_Top Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 I thought that Tanya's parole officer wouldn't let her leave the state. I'm sure she will be in another boxing match soon, sans hubcaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Isn't she that blond whiny chick with the big ass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Who, Mike Tyson? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 chicks' big asses are a good thing when it's muscle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeclimb9 Posted February 19, 2003 Author Share Posted February 19, 2003 To_The_Top said: I thought that Tanya's parole officer wouldn't let her leave the state. I'm sure she will be in another boxing match soon, sans hubcaps. Naw. You're thinking of Amy "The Long Island Lolita" Fisher. She couldn't leave New Jersey, or something, for the fight with Tanya last March, so Paula Jones went into the ring instead. That fight series also featured Todd "Whatch you talkin' bout Willis" Bridges beating the shit outta Vanilla "fights like a gurl" Ice. That's entertainment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 RobBob said: chicks' big asses are a good thing when it's muscle. Â Â Suit yourself, beefchubber! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeclimb9 Posted February 19, 2003 Author Share Posted February 19, 2003 Hey DFA, looks like your Mistress has a wedgie. And needs to shave. Boink! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 freeclimb9 said: Hey DFA, looks like your Mistress has a wedgie. And needs to shave. Boink! Â looks like a dirty bomb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeclimb9 Posted February 20, 2003 Author Share Posted February 20, 2003 Whoa! Fights back on. Again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fern Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeclimb9 Posted February 23, 2003 Author Share Posted February 23, 2003 fern said: Â "The two women spent four rounds flailing at each other in a comical display before Browning was given a split decision over the banned former Olympic skater." So, a housewife kicks the ass of Tanya. But, of course, hubcaps and night-sticks weren't allowed in the ring, or there would've been some hurt happening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeclimb9 Posted February 24, 2003 Author Share Posted February 24, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 ah the ambassador of Oregon. We grow 'em well down here folks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 At what point in time did boxing become a glorified version of bigtime wrasleing? I still remember the good old days of sitting around my grandpas living room with my uncles and male cousins watching Ali defend his title in 1980. I hate what has happend to boxing in the last 10 years or so.. . Â Anyone want to fight Tyson? All you have to do is take a dive in the first minute of the first round. Â I bet Ali would still take him. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Uh, Ali couldn't find the stadium let alone the ring, Bronco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Â Just get 'im in the ring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Bronco said:  Just get 'im in the ring  i wish i was normal too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 an appropriate comparison of Iron Mike and Jacko  http://espn.go.com/page2/s/bona/030218.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual_chocolate Posted February 25, 2003 Share Posted February 25, 2003 Greg_W said: Uh, Ali couldn't find the stadium let alone the ring, Bronco. Â Â Dear Greg: Ali is a wonderful human being, something some of us aspire for. You, on the other hand, seem to be nothing more than a demagogic bore, bent on shooting rather poorly from the hip, regardless of consequence. I would advise learning just a little of Ali's commitment to his principles (and a little about capitalism while you're at it!), among his many other admirable qualities; perhaps then you'd be a little slower in taking pot-shots at someone you don't even know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeclimb9 Posted February 25, 2003 Author Share Posted February 25, 2003 Leonard vs. Hearns were some epic fights. Hearns was robbed in 89. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted February 25, 2003 Share Posted February 25, 2003 freeclimb9 said: Leonard vs. Hearns were some epic fights. Hearns was robbed in 89. JeeZ, those were the good old dayz of boxing. Ali too. Remember when Iron Mike was just getting going? The guy was sensational. Those were the good old dayz for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual_chocolate Posted February 25, 2003 Share Posted February 25, 2003 Oh and one more thing for gregw: I believe Ali has Parkinson's, which only affects motor skills. Thanks again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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