North_by_Northwest Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 "Look at that ass-like two squirrels fightin' in a wool sock." "Girls are only good for one thing...you'll figure it out." -from my grandfather Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texplorer Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 (edited) "Tuned guitars and firm feelin women are the only two things in life that make it worth livin-" Old Benny F. said -Visitors and fish stink after three days- but climbers seem to think they are exempt from this adage I wish I was smart instead of beautiful Edited February 8, 2003 by texplorer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North_by_Northwest Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 (edited) "Tuned guitars and firm feelin women are the only two things in life that make it worth livin-" "Let's go to Luchenbach, Texas, Waylon and Willie and the boys. This city life we're livin's got us feudin' like the Hatfields and McCoys..." nice one "Well, it was just about then that the Duke Boys showed up." -Waylon Edited February 8, 2003 by North_by_Northwest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobinc Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up first. More nervous than a ring-tailed cat in a rocking-chair factory. He was so crooked he had to screw his pants on every morning. Put Chinese handcuffs on their peckers and let 'em fight it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_detrick Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Looks easy Do you think there's any bears in that cave? Girl who fly plane upside down have harry crack up More than a mouthfull is a waste Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North_by_Northwest Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Wise Man Say: He who screws in pantry will get ass in jam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eastsider Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 "Busy as a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest" "Can't swing a dead cat without hitting a ...(fill in blank) " "Only two things smell like dead fish, and one of them is dead fish..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and no man so wise that he may not easily err if he takes no other counsel than his own. He that is taught only by himself has a fool for a master. The edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 "Better to cover the fish, than chase the cat." "That things handier than a pocket on a shirt!" Dr. Flash Amazing is a dick! - Trask (I always liked this one.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bikeman Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 I would'nt shit you, you're my favorite turd ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 Confucious say, man who fart in church sits in his own pew. If it were easy, I would have done it myself. It's good enough for the girls I go with. It's good enough for government work. Slower than a sack of shit on a sand dune. Colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted February 9, 2003 Author Share Posted February 9, 2003 lets get something straight between us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoboy Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 Go take a flyin' f#$% at a rolling doughnut! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 You're as interesting as as a sack of hammers That fellow is as sharp as a marble Its easier to climb up than down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 That fellow is: ...a brick short of a full load. ...a card short of a full deck. ...a dim bulb. If I could put your brain in a matchbox, it would bounce around like a BB in a box car. If you had half a brain, it would be lonesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 My Grandfather (born in 1900): "Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 my grandfather told me when i was about 12: "Timmy my boy, you just can't go dipping your wick in anything these days, you gotta be careful and watch out for the hot wax" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 (Used to describe a typical cc.com'er) Ya can't polish a turd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 "If it doesn't get on your face, get out of my place." Tom Leykis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 Say it, don't spray it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 (Used to describe a typical cc.com'er) Ya can't polish a turd. That's a variation on the old saying, "You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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