jkrueger Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Muffy claims to never have paid homage to the porcelain gods (well, maybe once when she was young). Could tonight be the night? There are at least 8 beers in the refrigerator (6 of which are her favorite)... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 SK, for God's sake, don't start smoking again. You don't need that shit anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 it did cross my mind... but I will not let them do that to me any more... thats why I started smoking in the first place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Good for you. Screw the weeds. POISON Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 your tellin' me    this is how I feel  starting to feel better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glacierdog Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Next time, just start gnawing your arm off. They should get the hint and leave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Next time, just start gnawing your arm off. They should get the hint and leave. Â Â that works with oparents and in the chick flick good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeclimb9 Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 dude, unless a movie with Nicole Kidman has multiple scenes with her naked, you know it's going to suck. Pretty much for any movie, unless there's naked chicks, or lots of violence, it's gonna suck. You "missus" better make like the movie, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Next time, just start gnawing your arm off. They should get the hint and leave. Â sunflower seed, budweiser and herb ... 4 hours per day. you won't remember what a cigarette is. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoboy Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 NO CIGARETTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Â Beer! Â Anything but Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 ready to crack a beer right now but I am feeling better parental effect wearing off what do they know any way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Were you smoking non-GMO cigarettes? Cause that genetic-manipulation shit is bad for you. Just ask the Europeans bout that. No way would any health-conscious froggy be eating some Mansanto corn mush with the morning Gauloises. And their longer lifespans prove my point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoboy Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Yeah, what are parents good for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Yeah, what are parents good for? Â some are okay... some are toaly insain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thinker Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 The Missus dragged me in to the cinema to watch Nichole Kidman and Meryl Streep in The Hours. <snipped> It was about a bunch of clinically depressed women with lesbian tendencies who wore anquished looks on their faces for TWO HOURS . If I had had a gun with me in the theater, I might have shot myself. Excuse me while I go pop a couple Prozac... Â I feel your pain, brother. I barely made it thru the Vagina Monologues awhile back, myself. I had to go out to the lobby a couple of times to deal with it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoboy Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Hehe, he said "vagina!" Hehe! Â You needed a moment alone did ya Thinker?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thinker Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 I did. It was when one of the performers was about 5 minutes into the C-U-N-T chant that I felt compelled to take a breather. Thank goodness I got back for the last hurrah when another performer simulated about 30 different kinds of orgasms. Â I'm still undecided about whether I got any net enjoyment out experience or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fern Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 best movie I saw recently : Scar Tissue  vroom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted February 4, 2003 Author Share Posted February 4, 2003 I'm not into violence and video game-like movies with no plot. There are plenty of movies I like that women also like, for example: As Good as it Get's (Nicholson), The Green Mile, and (I'll get flamed to admit it) I actually enjoyed Sleepless in Seattle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 dude, don't admit that stuff around your brahs they'll laugh at your expense the next time they're drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 trask's 5 favorite movies of all time: Â fast times at ridgemont high outlaw josie wales dumb and dumber caddyshack magnificent seven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fern Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 As Good as it Get's (Nicholson), The Green Mile, and (I'll get flamed to admit it) I actually enjoyed Sleepless in Seattle. Â 2/3 of these are about stalking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayB Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 I feel your pain, brother. I barely made it thru the Vagina Monologues awhile back, myself. I had to go out to the lobby a couple of times to deal with it all. Â Amen, brother.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 thankfully being single means never having to go through that agony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 From the movie Love Story "being in love means never having to say your sorry." Or at least so I've heard cause I've only read the Mad Magazine version of the movie. Â Maybe if your really in love you can tell your woman that you would rather commit mass murder than watch a chick flick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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