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Muffy claims to never have paid homage to the porcelain gods (well, maybe once when she was young). Could tonight be the night? There are at least 8 beers in the refrigerator (6 of which are her favorite)...

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Next time, just start gnawing your arm off. They should get the hint and leave.

 

 

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dude, unless a movie with Nicole Kidman has multiple scenes with her naked, you know it's going to suck.

Pretty much for any movie, unless there's naked chicks, or lots of violence, it's gonna suck.

You "missus" better make like the movie, eh?

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Next time, just start gnawing your arm off. They should get the hint and leave.

 

sunflower seed, budweiser and herb ... 4 hours per day. you won't remember what a cigarette is.

 

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Were you smoking non-GMO cigarettes? Cause that genetic-manipulation shit is bad for you. Just ask the Europeans bout that. No way would any health-conscious froggy be eating some Mansanto corn mush with the morning Gauloises. And their longer lifespans prove my point.

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The Missus dragged me in to the cinema to watch Nichole Kidman and Meryl Streep in The Hours. <snipped> It was about a bunch of clinically depressed women with lesbian tendencies who wore anquished looks on their faces for TWO HOURS frown.gif. If I had had a gun with me in the theater, I might have shot myself. Excuse me while I go pop a couple Prozac...

 

I feel your pain, brother. I barely made it thru the Vagina Monologues awhile back, myself. I had to go out to the lobby a couple of times to deal with it all.

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I did. It was when one of the performers was about 5 minutes into the C-U-N-T chant that I felt compelled to take a breather. Thank goodness I got back for the last hurrah when another performer simulated about 30 different kinds of orgasms.

 

I'm still undecided about whether I got any net enjoyment out experience or not.

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I'm not into violence and video game-like movies with no plot. There are plenty of movies I like that women also like, for example: As Good as it Get's (Nicholson), The Green Mile, and (I'll get flamed to admit it) I actually enjoyed Sleepless in Seattle.

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As Good as it Get's

(Nicholson), The Green Mile, and (I'll get flamed to admit it) I actually enjoyed Sleepless in Seattle.

 

2/3 of these are about stalking

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I feel your pain, brother. I barely made it thru the Vagina Monologues awhile back, myself. I had to go out to the lobby a couple of times to deal with it all.

 

Amen, brother....

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From the movie Love Story "being in love means never having to say your sorry." Or at least so I've heard cause I've only read the Mad Magazine version of the movie.

 

Maybe if your really in love you can tell your woman that you would rather commit mass murder than watch a chick flick.

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