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Roll up a big one, get out a coke(not the white powder) drink the coke slowly and smoke till you feel gooooood. The coke will make the stomach feel better and incase you puke it tastes the same coming up as it did going down. Now with that done go find an oxygen source...welder, medical place, fire house etc. If a welder take a smallish snort through each nostril and the hangover headache goes away. If not go get drunk again, and roll up another one just like the other one.

Spary not only sucks today but its nonexistent! What is happening? Is everyone loosing the desire to argue, disagree, tell each other and everyone that sprays to fuck off, I'll kill you with a piece of horse cock, wait till I see you ice climbing I'm bring my propane flame thrower, if I see you at Smith I'll piss down your chosen route so it changes as you climb. Come on where is the old fuck you attitude?????? Tell me this is not the way its going around here. If it is we need a puking graemlin so I can puke on the spray site.

Great scooter. Has 21,000 miles. Oil changed max at 2000 miles, All Synthetic oil in crank, primary and trany. Chaps(these are one piece leather for EACH leg) go with it as well as any Harley T-shirts you may want. $13,000 FIRM...PM me is interested. If you want to dicker don't PM me.

Is Trask allowed to do that RobBob or will he get banned?

Prairie dogs are cute.Sure they are, but they are an added nuisance on private land where livestock and horses are. Tell some teenage kid they should be left alone after their horse has broken a leg in a dog hole and needs to be put down. I say private land cause some areas are stopping the shooting of dogs on public lands. Dogs provide a sevice in that they dig and forage around and loosen up the soil. Large groups feed all kinds of predators, their decomposing bodies provide nutrients for the surrounding plants and micro organisms. Shooting a few will NEVER put a dent in their populations cause they bred like rats.

I had to reply to this shit. A DOG IS BEST FOR PROTECTION. I can tell you are not a man of nature dude. Dogs attract bears like fucking honey and fish rot. If ya want to have bear trouble take a dog with and you'll have all the problems you can handle. Dogs are viewed as a threat. They emit scent. Bears relate to that scent. We emit scent too, but for the most part our scent tells Mr. and Mrs. Bear to leave the scene. Bear mace was the other fallacy. Alaska Fish and Wildlife and Alaska Fish and Game have used it with moderate success. It works the first time you hit the bear with it. Once the effects of the mace wears off the bear is attracted to the mace kind of like a after dinner flavor. Both departments have film footage of bears(Griz)rolling in the mace site to add it to their fur and licking the site for some pepper to liven up the next course. Best advice is respect the bears, wash your hair frequently of possible. Don't cook hot meals in bear country only make hot drinks and eat cold meals that are prepared ahead of time and vacuum sealed to assure freshness. I have an Alaskan buddy that does a 5 day fly in float fishing trip every two years on a stream that is fraught with griz and I be speaking of coastal griz. His follows said rules and so far has only had problems with the bears waiting for him and others to hook up so they can steal an easy salmon or steelhead off the line. Ed told me that he will not use Climax leaders any longer because they are too hard to break off when a bear decides to latch on to a fish that is attached to your fly. Believe it or not. If not follow your own set of slanted rules and get fucked up by a bear. I've seen the after effects of a griz mauling. It is not pretty. The guy that was mauled lived but it has affected his life greatly. Both mentally and physically

I told you guys about 6 months ago that the rH factor for the .17 was out there. Its an amazing round. Just think though, Col. Ackley(spelling might be off) developed the .17 cal Ackely Bee for varmit hunting in the late 50s or early 60s. He necked down a 44 mag to shoot the Bee. This version is much beter than his though. Its got more range and greater rH factor.

Old rancher once said, "You fuck with the bull you get the horn." If you do stuff that has risk eventually you get hurt...sometimes the hurt is minor and sometimes its DOS(dead on spot).

Been fishing for two days straight. Caught numerous pinks...note caught not snagged. Hooked up with about 5 silvers and landed two. Both were big bastards...bite on an alvin pattern. Snow...god I wish it would snow on me while I was salmon and steel head fishing. I'll bet the streams would clear out and I'd be all by my lone some. Snow, snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow, snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow.

Here's one I thought you'd appreciate. Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first one said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside is numbered". "I think librarians are the easiest" said the second surgeon. "When you open them up all their organs are alphabetically ordered". The third surgeon said, "I prefer to operate on electricians. All their organs are color coded". The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They are heartless,spineless, gutless, and their head and their ass are interchangeable."

Is there any truth to this internet story? Chip off the Old Block Have you heard? Chelsea Clinton has been boozing it up at Oxford. At first, she denied having an affair with that bottle. Then under cross-examination, admitted drinking but claimed it didn't count because she threw-up two hours after. Finally, she apologized to her fellow students and moved out; taking all their furniture with her.

Southern Obituary A woman from the deepest, most southern part of Alabama goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is written. The obit editor informs her that the fee for the obituary is 50 cents a word. She pauses, reflects and then says, "Well, then, let it read, 'Billy Bob died.'" Amused at the woman's thrift, the editor says, "Sorry ma'am, there is a 7 word minimum on all obituaries." Only a little flustered, she thinks things over and in a few seconds says... "In that case, let it read, 'Billy Bob died - 1938 Pickup for sale.'"

How are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time

A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processed his Social Security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too!"

S O M E T I M E S Sometimes... when you cry... no one sees your tears. Sometimes... when you are in pain... no one sees your hurt. Sometimes... when you are worried... no one sees your stress. Sometimes... when you are happy.. no one sees your smile. But FART!! just ONE time.. And everybody knows!!

Yikes! What a year! Joseph forgot to make reservations at the Bethlehem Inn. (His carpentry projects aren't the only thing made out of wood!) So they stick us in this stable full of stale hay and stinking animals and guess what? I go right into labor! "No problem," my obstetrician said, "make the trip." Anyway, we have a new baby boy that we think is truly special, but it's been a madhouse ever since. First, we can't agree on a name. Joseph likes Immanuel; I'm holding out for Jesus. Next, all these shepherds stop by to gawk (as if the smell wasn't bad enough already!). At least these three camel jockeys brought gifts (ever try to exchange myrrh without a receipt?). We can't get a good night's sleep with that stupid star shining through the cracks in the ceiling, and every store in town is sold out of swaddling. Well, got to go. Joseph had another one of his goofy visions, so I guess we're off to Egypt. This time, I make the reservations! All my love, Mary

THE BODIES OF Timothy Treadwell, 46, and Amie Huguenard, 37, both of Malibu, Calif., were found Monday at their campsite when a pilot arrived who was supposed to take them to Kodiak, state troopers said Tuesday. Treadwell, co-author of “Among Grizzlies: Living With Wild Bears in Alaska,” spent more than a dozen summers living alone with and videotaping Katmai bears. Information on Huguenard was not immediately available. The Andrew Airways pilot contacted troopers in Kodiak and the National Park Service after he saw a brown bear, possibly on top of a body, at the camp near Kaflia Bay. Park rangers encountered a large, aggressive male brown bear within minutes of arriving. Ranger Joel Ellis said two officers stood by with shotguns as he fired 11 times with a semi-automatic handgun before the animal fell, 12 feet away. “That was cutting it thin,” said Ellis, the lead investigator. “I didn’t take the time to count how many times it was hit.” The victims’ remains and camping equipment were flown Monday to Kodiak. Ellis said investigators hope to glean some information from video and still cameras. As the plane was being loaded, another aggressive bear approached and was killed by rangers and troopers. The bear was younger, possibly a 3-year-old, according to Bruce Bartley of the Alaska Department of Fish and Game. The victims’ bodies were flown to the state medical examiner’s office for autopsy. Dean Andrew, owner of Andrew Airways, said the pilot was too upset to comment. The company had been flying Treadwell to Katmai for 13 years and Huguenard for the last couple of years. Andrew said Treadwell was an experienced outdoorsman. CONFIDENCE AROUND BEARS Treadwell was known for his confidence around bears. He often touched them, and gave them names. Once he was filmed crawling along the ground singing as he approached a sow and two cubs. Over the years, Park Service officials, biologists and others expressed concern about his safety and the message he was sending. “At best he’s misguided,” Deb Liggett, superintendent at Katmai, told the Anchorage Daily News in 2001. “At worst he’s dangerous. If Timothy models unsafe behavior, that ultimately puts bears and other visitors at risk.” That same year Treadwell was a guest on the “Late Show with David Letterman,” describing Alaska brown bears as mostly harmless “party animals.” In his book, Treadwell said he decided to devote himself to saving grizzlies after a drug overdose, followed by several close calls with brown bears in early trips to Alaska. He said those experiences inspired him to give up drugs, study bears and establish a nonprofit bear-appreciation group, called Grizzly People. Grizzly and brown bears are the same species, but “brown” is used to describe bears in coastal areas and “grizzly” for bears in the interior. The deaths were the first known bear killings in the 4.7-million-acre park on the Alaska Peninsula. © 2003 Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed You just can't beat a 12 ga. back up gun. All you pistol packers save the last bullet for you.

I just asked Jesus, he's in my 4 period math class, he said that this is a lie. He never said this or even eluded to it.

Yesterday, I was talking with a fella that said he has seen and spoken with the Fur, Fin and Feather boys about poached kings on the north fork of the Stilly that were dynamited in holes up there!!! 20+ kings were found on the shore with eggs stripped and left to rot. What the #%&*%^*#$% is going on? Are people crazy! Has anyone else heard of goings on like this? I guess the Fish and Game is trying their best to catch them but to no avail so far. Is the roe being sold to the Asians? I mean I like Alaska pop corn and a boiled and cooled roe, but I get mine legal. God dang this is very disturbing! For those of you that don't fish on this web site this area is near Darrington. These particular salmon in this system are endangered species.This is not a little snagging incident, this is out right destruction of a species for monetary gain.

hakioawa, you are such a bore or is that boar from the looks of your avatar. hahahaha

I'll buy that! How about you Glacierdog and Dutch?

Now, Now, Matt, a good many of us have not seen some of the smut and sludge that gets posted here and there. It makes for good fun now and then. If people actually take the stuff that gets posted here seriously I pity the fool. for instance lets look at this: 1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a snow blower on The highway. 2. "Vacation" means going to Chena hot springs for the weekend. 3. You measure distance in hours. 4. You know several people who have hit Moose more than once. 5. You often switch from "heat" to "more heat" in the same day. 6. You use your auto-start in the summer because your lazy. 7. Your grandparents drive at 65 mph through red lights without flinching. 8. You see people wearing Carharts clothes at social events. 9. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked. 10. You think of the major food groups as Moose meat, beer, fish, and jerky. 11. You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them. 12. There are 30 empty cars running in the parking lot at the Freddies store at any given time. 13. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snow suit. 14. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with ice. 15. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and long underwear. 16. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter,& construction. 17. It takes you 3 hours to go to the store for one item even when you're in a rush because you have to wait for the Idiot with two wheel drive and no studs to get out of your way. 18. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your friends from Alaska.

I just got back from a place called Pull A Part in Everett. My son and I pulled a part that Toyota wanted 160 for and we paid $3.50. I have used this place before for parts and its worth your time if you have older trucks, cars, SUVs. We try to do all our own work if possible to save money. This job was quoted as $300 labor and 160 for the part.

Say BIBLE!!! Say JESUS!!! I am saved and I am going to be democrat...NOT11111111

trask your are back form the depths of hell and other forms of Depravation!!!!!