Scott_J

Trask, Caveman lets go liberate some Animal Rights people, the hard way. hahahahaha

I-500 SNOW MACHINE RACE From Da Yoopers 1988 release, "Camp Fever" 1. WHEN THE WINTER’S HERE AND WE’RE FEELING BLUE ME AND TOIVO WE HEAD FOR THE SOO HE BRINGS THE PASTIES AND I BRING THE BEER JUST LIKE WE DONE FOR THE PAST 20 YEARS WE SEE THOSE CRAZY RACERS ON THEIR SNOW MACHINES RACING TO SEE WHO GETS TO KISS THE QUEEN YOU WON’T GET ME ON NO SNOWMOBILE I WON’T RIDE NOTHIN’ THAT DON’T HAVE WHEELS CHORUS: IT’S THE 1-500 THAT WE COME TO SEE THE BIGGEST EVENT IN THE WHOLE U.P. WE STAND AROUND AND POUR BEER IN OUR FACE AT THE 1-500 SNOW MACHINE RACE 2. THERE’S TROLLS AND CHEESE HEADS AND YOOPERS TOO FROM AROUND THE WORLD WE ALL COME TO THE S00 THOSE GOOD OL’ CANADIANS ALL COME HERE THEY’RE EATING OUR PASTIES AND WE’RE DRINKING THEIR BEER THOSE LUMBERJACKS COME ALL THE WAY FROM DULUTH THEY LOOK LIKE YOOPERS IN THEIR GOLD SEAL BOOTS HERE COME THE GUYS FROM THE TV NEWS I SEEN ‘EM LAST NIGHT THROWING UP ON THEIR SHOES IT’S THE 1-500 THAT WE COME TO SEE THE BIGGEST EVENT IN THE WHOLE U.P. WE STAND AROUND AND POUR BEER IN OUR FACE AT THE 1-500 SNOW MACHINE RACE I GO LOOKING FOR TOIVO AT THE END OF THE DAY HE MUSTA GOT DRUNK AND HE WANDERED AWAY I FIND HIM FROZEN TO THE PORTA-JOHN SEAT WITH A FROZEN BEER AND TWO FROZEN FEET IT’S THE 1-500 THAT WE COME TO SEE THE BIGGEST EVENT IN THE WHOLE U.P. WE STAND AROUND AND POUR BEER IN OUR FACE AT THE 1-500 SNOW MACHINE RACE

snow,snow,snow,snow...thanks Beck. I'll be waiting. Caveman is waiting, too!!!!

Lots of virginity lost during sauna time!

..and don't complain when the unreformed, enrepentent, recidivist, child molester moves into a half-way house next door to you. Thankfully for you 4-16 year old daught/son, and for the police, who get to re-arrest this individual, he's more of a hardened criminal due to your less-than-zero treatment of the incarcerated. Way to go!! just shoot the cocksucker then and be done with it. prison reform is a myth. the guards are all in it with the cons. it's all a fucking scam. And that is a big Amen to that Brother Trask.

Hi everybody! How many people have you murdered? are you volunteering? Let me know if he does...I have a 45 long colt that I've never fired.

GIMMIE ANOTHER BEER From Da Yoopers 1997 release, "We're Still Rockin" 1. THE BOSS BEEN ON MY BUTT ALL WEEK HE’S LUCKY THAT I EVEN SHOW UP DA OLD LADIE’S BITCHIN’ CONSTANTLY TO GIVE MY BEERIN’ UP SHE LISTENS TO THE MOTHER-IN-LAW BITCH ABOUT LIVING THEM YEARS WITH A DRUNK HELL IF YOU LIVED WITH DAT OLE BAT YOU’D STAY DRUNKER THAN A SKUNK BROTHER THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT A MAN NEEDS A BREAK WHAT BETTER WAY THAN TO GET PEELED UP SO TONIGHT LETS GET SOME JUMMIES CRUISE DA CAMP, GET HALF LIT PRETTY MUCH A LITTLE BIT CHORUS: SO GIVE ME ANOTHER BEER COME ON CANTCHA HEAR I’LL SCREAM IT IN YOUR EAR GIVE ME ANOTHER BEER 2. THE OLE LADIE’S OUT THERE LAYIN’ ON THE HORN CAUSE SHE’S GOT NOWHERE TO STICK HER CAR I GOTTA GET RID OF THAT MOUNTAIN OF EMPTIES DA GARAGE SMELLS LIKE WOODIE’S BAR I’M GONNA PUT A KEG OF BEER IN THE ICE BOX HOOK UP A GARDEN HOSE TO THAT BOLT THE NOZZLE TO MY LAZY BOY THEN I’LL ALWAYS HAVE BEER ON TAP SOME PEOPLE JUST DON’T UNDER STAND WE WORK HARD AT TWO CAREERS WE WORK ALL DAY AT DA SALT MINE AT NIGHT WE WORK POUNDING BEERS

FREE BEER From Da Yoopers 1991 release, "Yoopy do Wah" 1. SOME GUYS LIKE THAT BOTTLED BEER SOME LIKE IT IN A CAN SOME SAY A KEG'S THE BEST BEER FOR A REAL BEER DRINKING MAN EVERYONE HAS THEIR FAVORITE BUT ON ONE THING THEY AGREE THE GREATEST BEER IN ALL THE WORLD IS THE ONE YOU DRINK FOR FREE CHORUS: FREE BEER FREE BEER THAT'S MY FAVORITE BRAND IF I DIDN'T HAVE TO BUY IT ITS THE BEST BEER IN THE LAND WARM FLAT FUNKY IT DON'T MATTER TO ME THE GREATEST BEER IN THIS WHOLE WORLD IS THE ONE YOU BUY FOR ME 2. THE BOYS AT THE BAR WERE BETTING ON WHOSE BEER WAS THE BEST I DIDN'T HAVE A NICKEL SO THEY CHOSE ME TO MAKE THE TEST THOSE FIFTEEN DIFFERENT KINDS OF BEER WERE WONDERFUL TO ME EACH ONE WAS MY FAVORITE BREW THE BEER I DRINK FOR FREE (REPEAT CHORUS) 3. OUR OLD PAL NUDSIE GOT MARRIED HE WAS TRYING TO SAVE SOME BUCKS HE WENT OUT AND BOUGHT THE CHEAPEST BEER AND BOY IT REALLY SUCKED BUT AFTER YOU CHOKE THAT FIRST ONE DOWN THE REST GO EASILY AS LONG AS YOU REMEMBER THAT YOU'RE DRINKING THEM ALL FOR FREE

BEER GUT From Da Yoopers 1989 release, "Yoop it Up" 1. MY UNCLE HAD A BEER GUT THAT WEIGHED TWO HUNDRED POUNDS HE USED A WHEELBARROW TO HAUL IT INTO TOWN THEY TREAT HIM LIKE A KING WHEN HE WALKS INTO WOODY’S BAR HIS BEER GUT PAYS FOR LIGHTS AND HEAT AND WOODY’S BRAND NEW CAR 2. NUDSIE GOT A BEER GUT THAT GETS BIGGER EVERY YEAR SINCE NUDSIE GAVE UP LIFTING WEIGHTS AND STARTING HOISTING BEERS HE WAS LYING ON THE BEACH ONE DAY THE SUN KEPT GETTING HOTTER SOME SAVE THE WHALE FREAKS CAME AND DRAGGED HIM BACK INTO THE WATER CHORUS: BEER GUTS OF AMERICA STAND UP IF YOU CAN STICK OUT YOUR BIG BEER GUT AND HOIST A COOL ONE IN YOUR HAND YOUR BEER GUT IS YOUR BUDDY ITS A FRIEND WHO'S ALWAYS NEAR AND ALL YOU EVER HAVE TO DO IS FEED IT LOTS OF BEER 3. MUNGO DRANK A PONY KEG AT DROOPY AHO’S WEDDING HIS EYES WENT ROLLING ROUND AND ROUND AND THEN HE STARTED SWEATING HE TRIPPED ON DUCK AND FUZZ 'CAUSE THEY WERE PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR HE LANDED ON HIS BEER GUT AND HE BOUNCED RIGHT OUT THE DOOR 4. I TOOK MY DATE INTO THE SAUNA AND ON THE BENCH WE SAT SHE POINTED AND SHE SAID “I NEVER SEEN ONE BIG AS THAT" SHE HELD IT AND SHE STROKED IT AND SHE TOLD ME WITH A SMILE BODY BUILDERS MAKE ME SICK BUT BEER GUTS DRIVE ME WILD

How many songs out there emblish beer as a food group? *********************************************************** BEER BEER BEER From Da Yoopers 1987 release, "Culture Shock" I WAS BORN A YOOPER WITH BEER IN MY VEINS I DRINK IT EVERY DAY TO TRY TO EASE THE PAIN OF ELEVEN MONTHS OF WINTER AND 30 DAYS OF RAIN AND IF I DIDN’T HAVE MY BEER I THINK I’D GO INSANE I DRINK IT WHEN ITS FORTY BELOW, I DRINK IT WHEN IT’S HOT I DRINK IT WHEN IM HAPPY, I DRINK IT WHEN IM NOT I DRINK IT IN THE SAUNA, I DRINK IT IN MY TRUCK I DRINK IT OUT AT THE DEER CAMP WHEN I’M CHASING THEM BIG BUCKS GIVE THIS BOY A BEER MAN, GIVE THIS BOY A BEER I LOVE THE STUFF, I CAN’T GET ENOUGH BEER BEER BEER YOU CAN KEEP YOUR WHISKEY YOU CAN KEEP YOUR WINE I’LL TAKE A COLD BEER ANY OLD TIME BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER I LOVE THE STUFF, CAN’T GET ENOUGH BEER BEER BEER MY DADDY WAS A MINER MY MOTHER WAS THE BOSS SHE BEAT HIM ALMOST EVERY NIGHT FOR DRINKING TOO MUCH SAUCE MOTHER WAS AS HARD AS NAILS SHE NEVER SHED A TEAR WHEN DADDY TOOK AWAY MY MILK AND HANDED ME A BEER I DRINK IT UP IN HOUGHTON AND OVER IN THE S00 DOWN IN ESCANABA I DRINK THAT GOLDEN BREW I DRINK IT IN NEGAUNEE AND OVER IN MARQUETTE I WENT TO A BASH IN NEWBERRY I AIN’T GOT OVER YET GIVE THIS BOY A BEER MAN GIVE THIS BOY A BEER I LOVE THE STUFF, I CAN’T GET ENOUGH BEER BEER BEER YOU CAN KEEP YOUR WHISKEY, YOU CAN KEEP YOUR WINE I’LL TAKE A COLD BEER ANY OLD TIME BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER I LOVE THE STUFF, CANT GET ENOUGH BEER BEER BEER

1. I REMEMBER BACK IN ‘58 WHEN I WAS JUST A LAD I WENT UP TO THE COPPER COUNTRY HUNTING WITH MY DAD THE GROUND WAS BARE AND FROZEN SO WE COULDN’T TRACK NO DEER SO MY OLD MAN GOT HIS KNAPSACK AND HE FILLED IT UP WITH BEER HE SAID WE GOTTA TAKE A HIKE WAY OUT IN THE WOODS THERE’S THIS GUY NAMED HEIKKI LUNTA HE’S CRAZY BUT HE’S GOOD WE’LL LET HIM DRINK A COUPLE BEERS AND WHEN HE STARTS TO GLOW HE’LL DO THE HEIKKI LUNTA DANCE AND THEN JUST WATCH IT SNOW CHORUS: DANCE, DANCE, DANCE HEIKKI LUNTA DANCE MAKE IT SNOW, SNOW, SNOW HEIKKI LUNTA SNOW DANCE, DANCE, DANCE HEIKKI LUNTA DANCE 2. I REMEMBER IT WAS CHRISTMAS EVE 15 YEARS AGO ALL THE KIDS WERE CRYING CAUSE THEY DIDN’T HAVE NO SNOW ACCORDING TO THE WEATHERMAN THEY DIDN’T HAVE A CHANCE BUT THE WEATHERMAN DON’T KNOW ABOUT THE HEIKKI LUNTA DANCE HEIKKI PUT HIS SNOWSHOES ON AND GRABBED A CAN OF BEER HE PUT ON HIS GIANT PARTRIDGE WINGS AND ANTLERS FROM A DEER THEN HE GRABBED A CEDAR BRANCH AND DANCED AROUND THE YARD EVERYBODY SAID THEY NEVER SEEN IT SNOW SO HARD 3. I RECALL A TOURNAMENT OUT AT SUICIDE ALL THE SNOW WAS MELTING AND WE COULDN’T GET A RIDE ONE CRAZY FINN CAME DOWN THE HILL AND LANDED ON THE ROCKS THEY SENT HIM BACK TO FINLAND IN A HOMEMADE CEDAR BOX WE LOOKED FOR HEIKKI LUNTA BUT HE WAS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND WE COULDN’T DO NO JUMPING WITH NO SNOW ON THE GROUND IT WAS CARL PELLONPAA WHO FINALLY SAVED THE DAY WE DID THE HEIKKI LUNTA DANCE I THINK IT SNOWED TILL MAY

Its snowing in Marquette area ********************************************************** Heikki Lunta A Modern Copper Country Folk Hero The unusually mild and snowless December the Copper Country of Michigan is experiencing this year, is reminiscent of a similar winter in 1970. That year it took the extraordinary efforts of the mythical character, Heikki Lunta to remedy the situation. His unique expertise seems to be needed again, in particular for the Heikinpäivä celebration planned for January 30, 1999. In 1970 the Range Snowmobile Club of Atlantic Mine, Michigan had planned a snowmobile race for the fourth of December, a time of year when there is nearly always ample snow on the Keweenaw Peninsula. The members of club had been working hard to make the event a success, but the most vital commodity was lacking – snow! A Hancock radio station, WMPL, was sponsoring the event, and station staff was also very concerned. In an attempt to rally community support despite the conditions, a radio-time salesman, David Riutta, concocted the character "Heikki Lunta", getting his inspiration from the well-known county/western singer Hank Snow. In twenty minutes Dave wrote the words to the now legendary "Heikki Lunta Snow Dance Song." The tune to which Dave applied the lyrics had already been with him for awhile, so the entire composition took less than one hour. Dave returned to the radio station and with the assistance of the station owner, Bob Olson, another well-known Copper Country persona, the legend of Heikki Lunta was born. The fictional Heikki Lunta was said to live in the back woods of the Finnish farming community of Tapiola, Michigan, twenty miles south of Houghton. Furthermore, he was reported to have the ability to perform a dance, which would cause the snow to fall from the skies. The talented radio team took to the airwaves and caused a sensation throughout the Copper Country community. Heikki Lunta was an instant hit, and miraculously it began to snow-and snow and snow! Ironically the snowmobile races had to be postponed because there was too much snow. Heikki Lunta's fame grew, and the snow dance song was sent via UPI to stations around the country. The exploits of Heikki Lunta were mentioned on "The Today Show " and "The Tonight Show." Riutta was invited to winter events as far away as California to sing his magical snow song. Family responsibilities and his employment, however, prevented him from making these trips. A recording of "Heikki Lunta Snow Dance Song" was produced, and the first 3000 copies sold in a short time. As with any sudden success story, there was a downside. Perhaps Heikki Lunta danced too much, because the snow kept coming. Strained relations began to appear between the pro-snow and the anti-snow camps. Riutta recalls one incident where he was confronted by a large lumberjack, who was so irked by the amount of snow Heikki Lunta had brought, he expressed the desire to "clean Heikki's [Riutta's] clock". It became apparent that there were others in the community who actually believed the playing of the snow dance song would produce snow. When the winter seemed to be getting a bit too long, Riutta felt compelled to compose a sequel tune, "Heikki Lunta Go Away," which became the flip side to the second pressing of the record. During the big snow years of the late '70s Heikki Lunta was almost forgotten. Now the sunny days of the December 1998 call for the magic of Heikki Lunta.

Totally!!! In fact Trask how about if you and I volunteer for firing squad duty.

And he is also a prick. Needless to say I don't like the fucker. Sorry old boy, but you know me.

I am pretty sure that the Fish and Game boys and girls have a lot more experience with bears than some yahoo in McCarthy. Anyway...ya gots to do what ya gots to do. I like my riot gun. No safety, all loaded in the tube and the pump is all the way back.

Although its barrel is too long to conceal, you could easily modify it by sawing off the barrel to be a snub snose revolver. I give it Trask, that reminds me of a Paul Harvey story. Some stupid gang banger did this to a shot gun. I think it was a side by side. Loaded it up and forgot to set the safety. It discharged in his pants. Now, her pants. -trask

OK CATTURD=nolanr

I dunno if it's still there, but Sisu posted it, and I'm sure he could supply you with a copy for your archives. It was a remarkably gruesome photo. I removed it to be nice. I know people found it gross, but I was trying to make a point. Don't go into bear country armed with a hand gun unless its a .454 Casull, you have the nerves of steel, and can shoot deadly accurate within seconds of each wrist twisting shot. If you answer no to just one of these questions go with a 12 ga. shotgun(Alaska Fish and Game choice of weapon) http://www.chuckhawks.com/454casull.htm http://www.pistolwhipvideo.com/Wallpaper.htm I hae fired this and a .45-70 five shot revolver that just kicked ass. Gave out about the same amount of fire ball. Shootin' is fun.

Thank you, I needed that today, Trask.

CRISCO There was a gal wandering around the supermarket calling out, Crisco, "Cri-i-i-i sssssssco!" Soon a store clerk approached. "Ma'am, the Crisco is in aisle D." The lady replied, "Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff, I am calling my husband." Your husband's name is Crisco?" The woman answered, "Oh, no, no, no. I only call him that when we're out in public." "Well, what do you call him when you are at home?" "Lard ass."

A Thought for today... Inner Strength If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can get going without pep pills, If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it, If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time, If you can overlook it when those you love take it out on you when, through no fault of yours, something goes wrong, If you can take criticism and blame without resentment, If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him, If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend, If you can face the world without lies and deceit, If you can conquer tension without medical help, If you can relax without liquor, If you can sleep without the aid of drugs, If you can say honestly that deep in your heart you have no prejudice against creed, color, religion or politics.... Then You Are Probably The Family Dog!

I see catturd finally looked in the mirror

Just look in the mirror catturd and you'll see a first class fucking idiot. Fucking maggot This is WAY too hostile. Sisu needs to join the Legions of the Banned. Boo Hoo HOO ya sniveling pussy. Go cry to the teacher or better yet the principal.

colorado. heh, heh. You might be right on this one. I have a sis in law that writes software for some weather type bus in Colorado and she mentioned that this winter is supposed to be cold and wet in the entire west. The western states of Wyoming, Colorado, Montana and Idaho usually get freezing temps before we do here on the coast. I hope Alaska gets a good year 'cause if its the case I am gone, gone, gone for at leat two weeks.