
Scott_J
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Just look in the mirror catturd and you'll see a first class fucking idiot. Fucking maggot
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Trask provides entertainment and incite between the lines of humor and satire. Pope and Dwayner provide discord and disruption. That is why Trask is winning.
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I'll agree with this when we have a hard and firm test to ban idiots from autos, jet skis, boats of all types, skis, snow boards, sex for procreation, flying their own air plane, bow and arrows, knives, forks, hand saws, screw drivers, power tools of all kinds, open flames, explosives, etc., etc. We have tests for auto and plane licenses, but not for any of the others. THERE YA GO CATURD JUST PROVED HE'S A FUCKING IDIOT. THOSE ARE NOT IDIOT TESTS YOU FUCKING MORON. THEY ARE TESTS TO SEE IF YOU UNDERSTAND THE RULES OF THE ROAD OR SKYWAYS. GEEZE YOU GIVE ME A PAIN IN THE FUCKING ASS.
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Let the gaaaaaaaames begin!
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I'll agree with this when we have a hard and firm test to ban idiots from autos, jet skis, boats of all types, skis, snow boards, sex for procreation, flying their own air plane, bow and arrows, knives, forks, hand saws, screw drivers, power tools of all kinds, open flames, explosives, etc., etc.
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I don't know about donkey balls but I do think he rather likes indulging in the female genitalia and boobs
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EVERYONE please quit using tobacco products. I just got another call this AM! Another friend died of smoking related problems. The heart and lungs just gave out in his sleep.
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What are the guesses for Washington. When and where will the first skiable snow arrive???
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I never thought I would agree with Cattrud, but I do. Spray is just what it says and its what makes cascade climbers fun. All talk about just climbing would suck.
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taoG, retteb og evah rehtona tih.
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I'm not a Drug Dealer, I'm a Street Pharmacist Local resident Canadian, Dru, sells drugs. He insists he is not a drug dealer but a "street pharmacist." What gives him the right to call himself a pharmacist you may be thinking. Well Dru insists he finished the seventh grade, two years more than the average dope dealer. In addition to his extensive schooling as a small child Dru wanted to be veterinarian. He also observed his uncle Harrison shooting up various intravenous drugs, and often times helped him when, "he was too fucked up to shoot himself up." Whether it's something for pleasure or for pain, Dru has got it or he can get it. From his $5 bargain basket of antibiotics from Tijuana Mexico, trendy drugs used it upscale clubs or the hard stuff, Dru has it all including the freshest and best BC bud. He insists what he sells is safe; he extensively tests all his drugs on stray cats, dogs, crack whores, and runaway children. "If the animals don't die and shit than its safe," says Dru. "I would like to think of myself as a street pharmaceutical engineer, or in layman terms a street pharmacist," says Canadian, Dru. "Yes I do sell drugs on the street, and probably to your children, but it's OK because I am a pharmacist, a street pharmacist."
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EA Games Announces New Video Game: Pimp Tycoon EA Games announced today their new strategy business game, Pimp Tycoon. A simulation game that lets you be a Street Smart Pimp, a High Priced Madam, or a Man-Whore manager. Features Include Hire and Fire You set the rules; you hire the female and male prostitutes. Build your own head quarters, and furnish it. Choose from a classy whore ranch in the dessert, a crack house in the ghetto, or choose to run your business behind the dumpsters outside Wal-Mart. Management Do every thing from setting the price of the sexual acts, to paying for Herpes cream. Make sure you take care of your bitches. Pay for health care, make them use protection, have them sell drugs for you, slap them when they get out of line... (Cut them if they are way out of line.) Pay for plastic surgery, plus many more options to customize your sluts. Competition Your not the only game in town... drive your competition out of town by the tactic you choose. Anything goes, drive them out business-wise, sell them all your diseased hookers. You can also use brute force and have one of your Kung Fu Ninja Hos take the competition out, but remember there is always retaliation. Decoration You have gots to have the look, what's a pimp with out the platinum grill? Customize your attire, and have your cane gold plated. Purchase a vehicle to haul your hos around in, choices include from the retro: Coupe De Ville's and Monte Carlos to the modern Escalades and Navigators. Deal with the Man Deal with law enforcement; make them your friend or your foe. You can also dabble in a little organized crime, doing business with the Italian, Mexican or Russian mafias. This game gives you complete control over the Pimping process, from dressing your self to making sure you bitches brush their teeth. You are in full control! EA reports Pimp Tycoon should be hitting the shelf right before Christmas. System Requirements: Pentium III - 500 MHZ 32 Megabytes of RAM 550 Megabytes of Hard Drive Space 16MB 3D Video Card
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In my third year of teaching(6th grade) I was completing a math lesson and about to have then kids go the board to do examples b/4 assigning the work. As I scanned the class to see who’s face looked confused or who was not paying attention I noticed that John (real name) was digging for gold where upon he pulls his finger out of this nostril, examines the offending blockage and then slams it home into his mouth. I nearly hurled right on the spot. I could feel my stomach clench, the color drained from my face and I break into a cold. I had all I could do to tell the class that we were skipping the board work today but I would cruise around the room to help those that needed it. Before cruising I had to sit and gain my composure so I could help the kids without gagging. Needless to say I avoided John.
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You guys might be right on the bike laws, but you might end up dead right. I ride a little and have found problems as all of you have stated. Even with a wide shoulder I've had cars, pick-up, and SUVs come mighty close. On an unrelated thread...WHY does it seem that BC semi-drivers are nearly all ass holes when on the road driving. I've spoken with these guys in coffee shops, restaurants etc and they seem like the average Joe-Doe. Then you put them behind the wheel and on a freeway or the Frazier HiWy and its like they've become possessed. What is this all about?
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MAIN SECTIONOF STILLY AND NORTH FORK ALL HAVE HAD PROBLEMS WITH BREAK IN. My wife and I put in at the Stilly off of Pioneer Road by the big concrete bridge and floated to Warm Beach Bridge near the mouth. This was our first float of this section of the river so we did not fish the big holes as thoroughly as we should have. Nevertheless we hooked into a few pinks and lost three silvers, plus a very nice king(probably went around 30 lbs)nailed one of my bunnies. Fight lasted a bit and then the dirty bugger broke off on a log. Anyway we got to the landing to pull out my cataraft and my wife's kayak & that is when we found the damage. Stupid bastards don't even know how to break in properly. Instead of throwing a hard steel nut or spark plus against the glass they did it with a tire iron or something very similar. Bent the window frame, blew glass in so hard that it was stuck in the leather seats. Lucky for us we never keep anything in the car that is worth stealing. Plus its a 1996 Taurus wagon...not a high priced SUV that might have expensive things in it. Another truck with a trailer also suffered loss, but that gentleman said it was not worth his time to file a report. As far as I am concerned the entire Stilly is a car theif's heaven. Too little enforcement and too many low life ass holes. Well, other than that the day was fun and worth while and WEDID NOT SEE MANY SNAGGERS(my wife keeps count of these guys...it pisses her off) Sisu, its what America needs
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NOW IF SOMEONE ELSE DID THIS SORT OF SHIT THEY WOULD GET BANNED.WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF DOUBLE STANDARD IS THIS?
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Thought for the Day: The Bible teaches to love your neighbor, and Kama Sutra explains how.
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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
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An alien scout ship from the star system Alpha Proxima arrives on earth to search for intelligent life. Not wanting to draw attention to themselves they decide to begin their specimen search at sea. A safe distance from the shores of New Englander they find a promising specimen: a male biped in a rowboat somewhere off the shore of New England. But, to their disappointment, all he can say is, "God Bless America!" Not knowing what do make of this they strap him to their examination table for a series of tests. They knock him out, remove 25% of his brain, and awaken him. "God Bless America!" he shouts defiantly. They knock him out again, remove another 25% of his brain, leaving only 50%, and awaken him. "God Bless America!" he shouts defiantly. They knock him out yet again, remove another 25% of his brain, leaving only 25%, and awaken him. "God Bless America!" he shouts defiantly. Amazed, they knock him out yet again, remove the remainder of his brain, leaving him with none, and awaken him. "God Bless America!" he shouts defiantly. Shock and awe ensues and the alien doctors don't know what to do next, until one of the interns suggest they try methodically removing other parts to see what happens. After some discussion it's agreed that they continue by removing his testicles. "Vive le France!" he shouts defiantly.
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Here is one for Joooooooooonnnnnnnyyyyy Destiny Jesus loves you... but everyone else thinks you are an ass.
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Maybe we should suggest he change his on line name so the initals are JW= johnny Walker. hahahahahaha have a drink on me you loser
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God damn Caveman you got his fucking cork. Wow, I bet he is on the edge again. Last time he went on a swearing and cussing streak like that he relapsed. Shit Cavey maybe he is actually drinking as we word process this shit. hahaha
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I heard about that from someone else. Shit, I guess he has relatives there or something. His threads always said he was from the Eastern Hills country sooooo...it figures.
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Working as a computer instructor for an adult-education program at a community college, I am keenly aware of the gap in computer knowledge between my younger and older students. My observations were confirmed the day a new student walked into our library area and glanced at the encyclopedia volumes stacked on a bookshelf. "What are all these books?" he asked. Somewhat surprised, I replied that they were encyclopedias. "Really?" he said. "Someone printed out the whole thing?
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I'll Amen that brother!!! And you know very well I never swear, cuss or complain.