sobo

:lmao:

A conversation between me and my Little League baseball coach many years ago, during a game in which I knew my skills could save us from certain defeat, if he would just put me in... Coach: Just calm yourself down, Sobo. Remember, there's no "I" in "team." Me: Yeah, but if you rearrange the letters, there is a "ME." I rode the bench for that game...

Fixed it for ya, JayB.

Now this I like... Again, not exactly a bumper sticker, but WTF cares? I wish I had the nerve to put something like that on the quarter panel of my rig...

That would be an acceptable solution that I think we all could enjoy, yes.

I think his facial expression pretty much gives that away, rob. Jus' sayin'...

Not exactly a bumper sticker per se, but these things annoy the fuq outta me: The only way I could see myself putting some shit like this on the rear window of my rig would be if I could somehow draw a red circle with that diagonal slash through it and superimpose that over the "wife" figure. Now that would be cool... So why hasn't someone come up with that graphic yet, huh? I mean, there must be a market out there for it. Like about 50% of the folks that ever got married, that is, and that's a pretty sizeable market. Jus' sayin'...

that was back when she was still blowing him. She sure does have a purdy mouth...

Yes, but sadly, I cannot post them, no. They would be too graphic, even for this site.

Well, calisthenics ARE important. As are Kegels...

Is there an app for that??

My favorite, from the top of Page 9 of this old bumper sticker thread. "No matter how hot she looks, some guy out there is fucking tired of her shit." Never has that bumper sticker made more sense to me than now...

It's never too late to learn. Computer Based Training?? Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?? Confidentially, it just so happens that I *do* have a ball stretcher at home...

Permission to enter the romper room??

Yup, and I should know...

Thanks, C. Love the new avatar, BTW.

I like it. But you are a joker...

Sorry Billy, but I just couldn't resist...

You misplaced an image tag when you copy/pasted all of that gecko shite, that's

That's the same accident that has already been posted here.

NOBODY EXPECTS A SPANISH INQUISITION!!!

Happy Birthday, Off! You Capricious Old Man...

Putain de merde! [video:youtube]m_mDTLphIVY I was wondering how long it would be before someone posted that vid...

Did you go out Daggering? YOUCH! WTF would anyone want to do THAT???!!!