Dear Sue,
As Dru stated, I would probably get my ass kicked by you, or any other girl...especially sportwanking!
That said, I will still poke fun of it. In fact, I'm gonna go sportwanking at Smith in about 30 minutes and promise to have every prana clad chica in the place pointing and laughing at me yelling, "take" and "who placed this f%cking bolt here???"
Evidence that I am a sportwanker: