layton

yeah, too bad my membership expired!

www.cafeshops.com/alpinist you'll be supporting a local business...me.

for a savings of that much money (on the go-lite) i think you could just stuff harder. get a good down jkt with dryloft from marmot or valandre' if you're gonna spend any more than $100...might as well go all the way. if it is cold enough to wear the thing, then it's probably not gonna rain. I've endured drippy belays ice climbing in a marmot parbat and have kept it dry...yes I own both...i've had the marmot 7 years though.

Go Lite 6 month night parka! super warm and super cheap, full retail $99 you can find it cheap as $65 new I use it for all N.cascades winter forays.

don knows his tires, he's puntured all of em

tell sean i told him to stop chowing on the moosecock with his floppy canadian head if you're going

as he should be, it's easy 10a!

nothin special in the past 3 months, cept for the 1 millionth ascent of several routes at smith and beacon.

so who do I email for the AAJ?

nice! and don't worry about those bolts or pro.

Always good to see some quality movie lines like that one!

I was totally sunny and warm the whole day. Had the place to ourselves cept the Hoards on SW corner. (Tex, I have a cold now, hope you didn't get one...must be why I hit the wall at the end of the day). Tex did a smash job leadin' pipeline. Green aliens is the name of the game. Pumpy is right, I had to hang twice on TR.

Having eaten astronaut ice cream will for sure get you on the team. Training regimin: stare at the wall for endless hours...go insane...kill crew on ship.

I mean, look at the effect it had on a little marmot!

Not with this nozzle I've got...

This expedition is wicked brave. here's the lowdown:

Jason martin and I climbed it. it is good and well protected. combine the last two pitches. it is in the painted bowl above and to the left of black orpheus, or to the right of the Eagle Wall. don't approach from the eagle wall, rather approach it from the black orpheus decent. 2 hours from car. or better yet....climb black orpheus (goes very quickly) and start the descent. you may have to do a rap or two,, o can't remember. anyway, as you traverse left from the black o', look up for the painet bowl. you have to climb an easy corner/chimney (soloable) to attain the painted bowl. have fun, and walk off the top to the top of the canyon, it's actually a fun descent.

shit fucking girl cock in my man pussy

Looks like all my ex girlfriends got together and started a website

Matt, come to cody with me instead

only if that monkey doing the deed is female would I go there

Why would I want to ask out pimply faced 16 year olds?

don't you wish BD screws had bigger holes to clip so when you sunk your 1st anchor screw you could daisy to it, then clip the anchor biners on? If it's a hanging belay, I'm gonna want to slam a scew in and then clip one of my two ropes in like I was gonna keep climbing. If I have the stregnth, I'll do a one handed clove hitch with the rope going thru the screw (vs calling take and doing the other screw 1st) and then casually put another screw in and clove the other rope to it. If I have screws left and don't think the next pitch'll need it, I may add a 3rd screw to the anchor, but usually not. Then I will belay off my harness to absorb all the shock which always sucks as far as rope management goes. If it's solid, i'll put a direction on one of the screws to help with rope management.

Yeah, but the important thing is what got thrown in your face after you did? My foot is usually blocking my mouth... ...Reminds me of last weekend on my way to Smith when the girl at Wendy's behind the counter said: (TRUE STORY) Girl at Wendys "I'm gonna say something that may sound really weird" Me "Yeah it probably will" Girl at Wenys "Oh...ummm" Me "No, I mean..that's nice. What were you gonna say?" Girl at Wendys "Oh, well...you smell nice" Me (with shit eating grin by now trying not to laugh "That's the soap from the dispensers in your bathroom." And then I stopped at the Safeway in Madras and a girl stocking the shelves approached me whilst I was getting pink doughnuts: Me: "mmmmmm....pink doughnuts" Girl stocking shelves (laughing between words...very giddy) "hey...he he he....save some for me when you're done!" Me "sounds like you've had enough" then I realized what me comment sounded like (she wasn't fat) and said, "er....just stay off the redbull" Girl stocking shelves "oh...hahahahaha. Yeah, there only like 14 for 3 dollars" Me "yeah but the insulin injections when you're done are gonna cost a lot more" Girl stocking shelves "oh..." So you see folks, I am very very good at talking to girls in public as shown from two encounters in just one day in my wonderful and enriching life.

I didn't mean it was pretty weak of you to make fun of me...I always get a good laugh when y'all do that.