AlpineK

take the lift it's totally euro. Not taking the lift is totally stupid.

[whining noise] Maybe you need a looser pair of lycra tights. I know you like squeezing your balls, but it isn't healthy to do it all day.

You ain't no friend of mine you fancy pants, effete motherfucker. Go shove one of your wine bottles up your ass.

Yeah for business spellchecking and proof reading are very important. On the BB some misspelling is ok, but Dave does take it a little too far.

Spelling is way more important than Dave Schultd seems to think but less important than Trask makes it out to be. If you want to really piss off Dave spell his last name Schultz.

I'd like to see what Dave would write (and how he would spell it) on a protest sign

Ah yes the classics.

I agree with MattP. Regulations should be there to keep damage to a minimum. Trying to regulate solitude is crap; especially in a well known area that is a short hike from the road. I know there’s too much bullshit bureaucracy involved for this to ever happen, but a hut in places like Boston Basin would be a better solution than the present, camp anywhere above timberline policy. Also teaching rangers to use common sense when enforcing rules is a great idea that needs to be emphasized in training. Unfortunately most rangers act in an officious manor. For example; rangers, after reading a TR on this site, have sent PM’s to folks questioning whether or not they had an overnight permit, in the middle of the winter, when there were no other people anywhere near the area. Yes the rules say you need a permit but having some common sense is much better public relations.

Tree climbing signifies a desire to make money by climbing without being a whore (guide)

F, I've told you a thousand times quit stealing my branding iron

I hear there's a lot of goat roping going on out in Enumclaw

Baha men? Yes, when there's a cute chick involved, I'm willing to be a two faced piece of shit, but it's still not my kind of jazz.

Double cool

Trad climbing, especially offwidths, signify a normal hetrosexual desire. Sport climbing signifies homosexual tendencies ( not that there's anything wrong with that ) Bouldering signifies the desire to fuck chickens.

FAG = Fuck Another Guide

DON'T CLIMB RAINIER It's a stupid fucking lame ass mountain.

I think the road is closing this week or next. Kind of sucks, or it might be a really good time to head up that way, as long as you don't mind walking on roads for a ways.

There most certainly is technique to climbing off widths and chimneys. Arm bar, stemming, chicken wing....etc. However technique can vary wildly depending on your body part size. Also more than one technique may work The Fault was one of the first chimneys I ever led. After that buttlips then I don't know. Take a trip to Yosemite

Sisu I have the great missfortune to have an uncle who fell in love with a mormon girl, maried her and converted. I've got like 20,000 mormon relatives now, and I probably know way more about mormons than you do. Believe me my dislike of mormons is well founded As I said earlier...Fuck off beotch.

Ah, man, cut the Doctor some slack, eh? It's about 900 degrees in here, it's too hot to climb out there, it's too hot to get any sleep ... lethargy, ennui, catatonia. Anyway, familiarity has bred contempt for the verbose and lengthy twistings of wit of days gone by, which postings were mostly lost on the sub-average sub-basement-dwelling sub-humans at which they were directed anyway. Also: 1. Who has some good under-10-dolla' white wine recommendations for this ungodly hot weather? 2. Try the New Zealand sharp white cheddar down at Wild Oats. Delicious, and not such a crude, in-yer-face sharpness as most sharp cheddar. A smooth sharpness, if you can imagine such. Swell on quesadillas or solo. Fuckin wine snob.....fuck off

Last time I checked Mt Adams was nowhere near the north Cascades.

She is beautifull! And she is a good singer, but I have to agree with Dru; I'm not into that kind of jazz. She doesn't enough

I'm sure he told you he loved you, but did he give you a reach around. are you jerking off to every post you make? so certainly seem too be laughing at them, but i am sure that no-one else is. Don't you worry faceshitter there are lots of people laughing at you and not with you.