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  1. AlpineK

    Hey you, Smarty

    Stick you in front of an ion microprobe, you probably wouldn't know what to do with it either. Ion microprobe that sounds painful. If I liked cubicles I'd be working in one, however that's not my thing. I spend about half of my time working doing stuff I wouldn't call real work.
  2. hmmm that might be worth staying up for.
  3. AlpineK

    Hey you, Smarty

    A shovel eh? Quite a simple tool indeed; yet I've watched people beat themselves to death and get nothing accomplished because they couldn't figure out how to use it, or an equivalently simple tool, efficiently.
  4. AlpineK

    Hey you, Smarty

    There are a lot of folks out there with BS and MS degrees that would die in horrible industrial accidents if they were ever forced to do real work.
  5. Because Norway is full of monkeys.
  6. Wow and I thought Sparks was the best thing ever when I first saw it.
  7. mike doesn't deserve
  8. I think you're missing the true nature of Enumclaw. Unless it was the rabbit that was screwing the dude.
  9. 22nd 23rd. You can have a drytool party the weekend before NOLSE
  10. Dude either go or don't go, but don't wring your hands about it and cry. You aren't the only person out there with other stuff going on.
  11. AlpineK

    age question.

    I'm not going to tell you not to climb Raindog, but don't get hooked on that glacier climbing bullshit. You should only climb glaciers to get to steep rock or ice.
  12. AlpineK

    Raccoons

    I'd advise taking them into your house as pelts.
  13. AlpineK

    Anonymous Avatars

    Sorry Bendoveracowski
  14. AlpineK

    Damn Dru!

    I always hated those fancy lads.
  15. Climb: Minute Man, Liberty Bell, Goat Wall-East Face, Barber Poll, Prime Rib Date of Climb: 9/3/2005 Trip Report: I wish I had pictures, but I left my memory card in my computer...yes I'm dumb:( Cman couldn't leave Seattle till after 7:30 on Friday, so we didn't get to Washington Pass until late. Sat 9/3 The Minute Man, East Face The alpine start just wasn't going to happen this morning. We got up late, made coffee and drove up to the pass. The hike went by quickly, and we soon found ourselves debating where the route started. I thought the route finding on the first half of the climb was a little funky, and judging by all the tat on the cliff so did others. Eventually after a rotted pitch we got to the good part. Cman led a thin hands crack to an alcove below a roof. Rope drag stopped him from leading through, so I got the fun of leading it. Between the roof and the hand crack above it ended up being a great pitch. The temps were pretty chilly, so we didn't hang out on the summit too long. Rapping the gully inbetween the Minute Man and Liberty Bell was a little funky. Sun 9/4 Liberty Bell, The Barber Poll Saturday was cold, but Sunday was colder and cloudy. A good night sleep helped though. Hiking the same trail 2 days in a row is kind of a drag but once on the scree we headed out in a new direction. We scrambled past the bong and started doing some scary scrambling on the lower north face of the Bell. I set off this huge rockfall; fortunately the route isn't on the popular hit list so there was nobody to hit. Finally after passing a ton of rap slings we got to a ramp system that looked like the base of the route. The whole route isn't too hard, but it involves a lot of route finding; there's also a lot of traversing, so the feel of the route is more committing. While leading some run out slabs it started snowing lightly. After 3 pitches we ran into the Independence Route which was nice. We were now on part of the route with a topo, but we found the topo unhelpfull. I ended up leading a pitch on the upper part of Thin Red Line. As we climbed it continued to snow and the rock started getting a little slick. Cman led a pitch to a stance under some roofs; we were both confused about the route, but I eventually led a traversing pitch that got me to a couple old rusty pins and what looked like the route. The rest of the route went easily, and the sun came out for us on the summit. The good weather didn't last long; we walked the road in a steady rain and were glad that we wern't up on the now soaked Peak. Mon 9/5 Goat Wall, Prime Rib 2 days of freezing motivated us to do something sporty down in the Valley. We had a nice breakfast in Mazama and I picked up a topo of Prime Rib from the guide shack. The route's fun and sporty; unfortunately the FA crew placed way too many bolts. Never the less it was fun in the sun.
  16. It has? All of it? What routes? What is your definition of contrived? Blanket statements like this suck, my guess is you don't have a clue what has been going on in L-town in the last 5yrs. (or 10 for that matter). Go climb Solid Gold. there are a bunch of bolts next to easily protectable cracks. Condormorpine is a fucking joke. I forget the route at Pearly Gates, some 5.10 slab thing, but there's an obviously drilled out pocket for a hold. The route next to it has 1 bolt 2' above a crack. Give me some time and I'll come up with a long list. There is some new good stuff, but there sure is a lot of bullshit in Der.
  17. I went to Washington Pass this weekend with Cman. We climbed the Minute Man on Saturday. On Sunday we climbed the Barber Poll in light snow and rain. We got sick of freezing on Monday and went down to Mazama and climbed an overbolted , but fun, sport route on Goat Wall; Prime Rib I believe.
  18. He goes to Static Point once a year.
  19. AlpineK

    Saw the flood coming

    There is a long term cycle in the Atlantic (over a period of 30 years) where huricanes increase in number and then decrease. Also El Nino acts to reduce the number that hit the east coast. However I've heard that a statistical study of huricanes has shown that the avarage wind speed of huricanes has increased over the last 50 years. That may be the link to global warming. The loss of the bayou is an important factor too.
  20. AlpineK

    video

    There are some crazy photos at the NOAA site. link
  21. AlpineK

    The Linkinator!

    Cabin Boy rules
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