AlpineK

Here's a little history lesson. Local pigs make grade

Bolts make excellent hangers for pigs heads. An activity that's approved by the Society of Crack Greasers.

Shouldn't Snow Creek Wall be in the 100 highest.

The earth is sitting on top of a giant turtle. Fuck you nonbelievers.

Ok Today I'm at 210 That's down 6.5 from the contest start or down an even 10 pounds from when I started keeping track.

Tree guys...you know people who actually make money climbing...buy their ropes in 1/2" diameters. None of this euro metric horseshit.

This is all going to make her even more valuable as a bankable star when she gets out of the lock up. Get ready for more Paris on the tube when she does her time.

Why would you think I have little alpine experience? If you had experience you'd have some respect for a rating of 5.9 A2.

I have a ton of respect for folks who have done 5.9 A2 in the Canadian Rockies. Then again that's alpine climbing...which is something you know little about. Eh gym boy.

So by Kevbone standards a 5.8 is actually a 5.9+

I'm impressed that Wikipedia has a listing on Sparks.

Nice skiing That's a cool line.

Everybody's going to jail.

She's probably crying the most over that shoddy cop car. At least they could transport her back to jail in a stylish ride.

You really need to watch Blue Velvet! It's a NW classic.

Dwayner is a hell of a lot more entertaining than you Kev....oh wait that's right you don't even know who Dwayner is.

I need to do some training. I'm going to a wedding the weekend after this one. I'm sure I'll be obligated to have more than one. I don't know about 12 that might be really advanced.

Right on This all reminds me of stuff I was doing when I was 17 or 18. Keep it up. There's cool stuff in your future.

Uh oh I just bought me one of these technically that's 2 beers, but it's in one bottle I hope I survive.

I've lived in the PNW for quite a while, and yeah June is often a let down.

You don't get it. I want a written guarantee that you can mix it to whatever strength you want without it self destructing or turning toxic (well not too toxic).

God damn it I want a guarantee of 7% alcohol, or better yet an instant martini brewed to full power without complicated mixing.

Fuck 3% I want 7% at least. How about powdered Sparks

The bad shit Nixon did was a hell of a lot more entertaining then the bad shit Bush has done so far. Bush needs to order some break ins PS Oly I fucking hate superwide pages

As long as you make an effort to speak french you'll probably be ok. I liked it since I had a few years of french in high school, so it was kind of an adventure just trying to remember stuff you learned a long time ago. 10 min gondola ride above town.