rbw1966

Ok. You asked for it.

Yes to Tonic or yes to Horse Brass?

Where? The Tonic tonight or the PC at Horses Ass? I'll bring the Astro-glide, midget and come-along.

Where dat? Troutdale. Just east of Portland.

Are you referring to the Sufi porter hauling with his pee-pee? I couldn't determine if that was supposed to be an advertisement for the bag or the strength of said penis. Note the elongation factor. I wonder if its been tested over an edge and how many falls it can handle.

I don't even find it that compelling a troll. Weaker than american budweiser.

If you stayed on the couch every time you read a bad weather report you would never climb. I'd rather make the drive and get stymied then sit on my ass. Developing a Plan B is as important as a Plan A--options open is a good point.

Be sure and let Trask know where you park.

The time draws nigh and my BAC draws low. We need to remedy this so lets get our groove on and set up the next Portland drinking binge. I nominate next Thursday. Horse Brass has served us well in the past. Shall we spread our cash elsewhere or continue the tradition at this fine establishment? Sassy's?

Thats one hell of a commute to be making on a daily basis. I recommend a luxury SUV to make the drive in stylish elegance. Might I offer up my '93 4runner with a brand new engine for $7k? Washer and Dryer included.

Did you know its a crime to be in possession of a keg or tap in Utah? Incredibly draconian. I'm with Pete. Viva la Portlandia!

Disregard all previous posts. Go straight to Fish products. fish products I bought one of their duffles and its been to Alaska twice and a trip to Ecuador as well as all over the NW. I got to choose the colors as well so it would match my spandex. Good price, durable materials and if something goes wrong Russ will make it right. I talked a friend into buying one too and he loves his as well. Hope this helps.

I took a keg of deschutes brew to Zion with me to party with some friends. They turned their noses up at it and went back to their canned UT swill. Losers.

I was nickamed "Will" by my squad in the army. My last name is Williams. Very clever and creative. WBBC: crazy fucker I knew in germany who called himself this. It stood for Wild Bill Big Cock. Whether it was accurate or not I will never know, nor care to know. We later adopted it as a code-word on radio transmissions as 'we're fucked." Creamy: another military nickname foisted upon a guy caught making sweet, sweet love to his hand in a sleeping bag. Himmler: nickname tagged onto a Cro-Magnon looking retard in basic training named Heissler who was about as smart as a box of rocks and so ugly he had to sneak up on a glass of water. Leprecoon: Portland firefighter was dubbed this after donning green sweats to go for a run. He was african-american. This little moniker cost the city something like 12k.

Tim Olson?

I know exactly who you are talking about. I don't even know her real name.

or steck and roper

You were looking a little too clean, clean-shaven and well-dressed for dirtbaging it Tex. I'm voting for revocation unless you come up with compelling evidence to redeem yourself. Hell, you weren't even high were ya? Either one of those hotties in your company are worthy of being labeled girlfriend.

they do if the visibility and wind combine to make the thought of climbing on Hood pretty unenticing.

havent a clue what you are referring to.

Staying in SIsters instead of the Grasslands? Not climbing cause there is snow on the ground? Amazing what a girlfriend can pursuade a hardman to do!!! You missed the dialog that ensued at the base of Spiderman as Ivan and I were starting to climb it Saturday. The things we sacrifice for women. By the way, there is a black old-style forged friend fixed about 15 feet off the ground on the first pitch. Anyone know what size the black is? In addition to Spiderman, we ran into Drew and Jen over by Moscow. Cold but not as bad as Hood where there was about 8" of fresh powder on the ground when we woke up saturday morning.

I've poked around at Lamberson (or is it Lambertson?). The stuff I got on was choss and uninspiring. I know there are some more solid stuff around there--suggestions? There is a wall at Opal Creek? Got any beta? Thats a fabulously beautiful area I haven't explored in years.

They also custom make schoeller jackets and I've found this fabric to be pretty water resistant. Obviously it won't keep you nearly as dry as gore-tex but if its raining that bad I'm climbing a bar stool.

I lead all three pitches so I'm thinking its definitely not .10a