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I think mining companies should put computers in the mines so the workers can complain about the people they work with and other things all day long. They would complain about the USPS but they aren't stupid enough to mail something 2 days before Christmas and expect it to get there on time.

Those statistics have nothing to do with intelligence. How many times did we vote on the Monorail?

Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies". Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

So Dru tell me this, if you were trying to lose weight and you had the choice of using oxidate phosphorylation or using a purely anaerobic glycolytic state, which one would you choose?

I love this shit, post your favorite ones. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress. Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always. As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history. Chuck Norris makes onions cry. And last but not least, from wikipedia.... United States President George W. Bush has stated that Norris is his favorite actor. Fuck yeah W I love Chuck Norris too!

Mr. Amazing, how would you be anonymous... if everyone..... knew your name. Don't be a dick, dude.

I'd recommend looking a other photographers websites and see what they are doing for their websites. He is one link that has a list. http://www.autumncolor.com/gallery/index.html

Please don't take this personally, and remember my amazing graphic design skillz are responsible for the cc.com southpark theme, but if you are planning on selling photos through your website you will need something that is much more professional looking. To give you a better idea what I'm talking about, web consumers will typically judge the apparent legitamecy of a business based on it's exterior. In brick and mortor it is the actual shell of a building that will bring them in and if there is a nice showroom they determine that it is a legitimate business. On the web, the user interface and the overall look of the website is what persuades an individual the value and legitimacy of any business, whether they are going to have their credit card stolen etc etc. A great and recent example of this is in the crossfit thread, look at any of those websites, most of them look like blogs and are kind of garbage, and while the thing is very legitimate you have to actual search around and read stuff to determine that.

Photo contest ends on Dec 31st at midnight, so get your shizzle posted yo!

We are looking at a Sunday evening in late Jan early Feb. Hope that works for everybody.

Better yet check out his flat screen next to the flux capacitor!

I do not find it necessary or appropriate to publically air every decision that is made concerning this website, especially those pertaining to people losing their right (notice how I say right and not privilege) to post here. In every instance the person who has been showed the door knows why they got the boot, whether they want to admit it or not. Out of courtesy for them, since they can't defend themselves, I just choose not to talk about it anymore. Don't confuse that with not standing by a decision. Pope, if you hate this place so much and disagree with how we run it, why don't you do what Fairweather did and throw a final fit and leave, come back, throw another fit, and then leave again. Then again stirring the pot is so much more fun.

He knows why, ask him.

Or worse, one of the moderators will ban you for trying to deal with the issues. Like my buddy Dwayner who got banned for his ability to construct arguments that were unpopular with (and intimidating to) one of our moderators. It's been more than a year since he was banned for saying exactly the same things you can read in the recent crack bolting thread. I think it's time to invite him back. If all of this is true why the fuck haven't we banned you?

I knew The Beast in college, funniest mofo I've ever met.

The new software will allow us to create subforums if we want to break stuff up.

Me "Dude, did you see the snow report?" Boss "Let's call in sick tomorrow!"

We'll set a date here in the next couple weeks.

I think this is really what I intended by saying no photoshoping. Digital darkroom work is now the standard. I guess a lot of it depends on what photography is to you. There are artists and photographers that don't have a problem doing this kind of stuff. Personally I see photography as an interpretation (artistic or not) of what is there, not what isn't.

If you win I'll be sure to take a shit in the box I pack it in before I take it to the post office and pay to mail the prize to you.

I think the bigger question is why is he asleep on the payphone with his holstered cell phone.

Dude Top Gun was based on him that freakin sucks. Crash and burn huh Mav?

It would be cool if people added a caption for each photo.

Ok folks, here it is, the Second Annual CC.Com Photo Contest! This year I have gotten together some phat prizes. BIG THANKS goes out to cc.com supporters QuestAlb, Pro Mountain Sports, and Backcountry Gear for donating some great prizes. Please be sure to thank them for donating this stuff and supporting this website! This year there will be 6 categories: Scenic, Climbing, Humor, Bouldering, Ice Climbing, and Skiing. The prizes for 1st place for each category are listed below. I wish we had enough stuff for 2nd and 3rd prizes but we don't. Humor -Philips WAG BAG human waste disposal kit -BD Women's "I lead" Tshirt -4 BD Dogbone Nylon 20mmx12cm Scenic -Dynafit AT skis (191cm?) Climbing -Trango Pyramid Belay Device -Metolius Powercam #3 -Metolius Powercam #4 -Mt. Erie Guidebook Bouldering -Terra Firma Chalk -Terra Firma Refill Ball Ice -Spiroll Rope Protector -Knots and Rops for Climbers Book -3 BD 16mm Spectra 20MM Dogbone draws -BD Alpinist Tshirt L Skiing -Atomic MX7 AT skis (167cm) Rules and Instructions: -Post your photos w/ caption in the photo gallery and then embed them into your reply in THIS THREAD. -Photos from last years contest CANNOT be submitted. -Only one photo per category per person, so that means only 6 max. -Contest is only open to users currently registered on cc.com as of today (today as in the day I posted this and not the day you read it) -No Photoshoped photos except for the Humor category. -Entries will be accepted for 2 weeks (maybe longer if we feel like it). -Top entries will be decided by a group of users and those will be voted on for one week by all cc.com users. -Rules and instructions are subject to change. So post dem photos and good luck! *Prizes will only be shipped in the US and Canada **Skis will not be shipped and must be picked up

Or you could just wait two fucking days