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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time. Chuck Norris' blood type is AK+. Ass-Kicking Positive. It is compatible only with heavy construction equipment, tanks, and fighter jets. Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.

I'M RICK JAMES BITCH!

You two are the two biggest hypocrites! "Don't post anything about a football game but read my endless rants about how bad a day I've had and some leftest conspiracy bullshit!"

The Steelers are a fine team but they did not play like a SuperBowl team or a SuperBowl winning team. I only recall 1 or 2 actual drives down the field, mostly just 4 and outs. The Seahawks played great, the O line just kicked ass as well as the D, but they missed opportunities all night long, Brown missing hard FG that he shouldn't have to be kicking, Stevens dropping balls that were right there, punting the ball into the endzone 3 times, letting their gaurd down on two defensive plays. It adds up. They got some pretty lousy calls, the push and the TD in particular. On paper they won. Unfortunately it just wasn't enough. Next year they will be back, and then everyone can pullout their 12 man bullshit clothing and what not and pretend to be proud of their team and praise Holmgren after trashing on him for the last 6 years.

Jizzy is just pissed I won't send him a SprayStrong bracelet.

1) Send me a PM with your address and I'll mail you the swag. 2) If you won skis and either don't live near the Seattle area or don't want them, feel free to try and trade prizes.

I'm trying to get together a list of links of all the local gear shops in Washington, Oregon, and BC for a new links page. I had a pretty good list at one point but I can't find it. Post the names of shops and links to their webpages in your area if you have a chance.

Chuck if you were really smart you would have said your were Rho+. Roundhouse positive. Just shows that Chuck Norris doesn't know shit about blood antigens.

Chuck Norris is our lawyer. Don't fuck with us.

If you have access to a large projection screen, a digital projector, or a slide projector and would be willing to let us use them for sausagefest please drop me a PM.

I just need to track down the owner and set a date. Probably late Feb, and I hope Sunday works for everyone.

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That shed photo sucks, I'm really disappointed in all the shed photo entries, they should just elimate the category because everyone knows that sheds suck ass. The contrast sucks, they are out of focus, there is too much saturation.

SUPERBOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That game rocked! It's hard to believe that we are going to the SuperBowl. It's cool that the Steelers are going and the Bettis is finally getting to go, 13 years as a running back in the NFL is a pretty amazing achievement.

Dear Mr. Crazy, It clearly states in our filing with SEC that all moderators will not be compensated more then $65k a year. Now since Uber Moderator has the word Moderator in it, your maximum salary would be, you guessed it, $65k a year. I hope this clears up some confusion.

Part of it has to do they are pissed that a grad student is first authoring a paper in Science. A Science publication can make your career, it is the premier journal to get published in.

Cleveland Steamer what? Hot Carl? Chili dog? Angry Pirate? Darth Vader? Dolphin?

Cleveland Steamer what? Hot Carl? Chili dog? Angry Pirate?

The 3rd leg scares most women, it's a good idea. Ohh Please...I shit bigger than you!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where's Amber when we need her!?

Is that the 10.5 Nikon Fisheye? How you liking it?

I gotta give these guys props for getting this going, I know all too well how much work it takes to run a site. That climbingboulder site almost went down, which was too bad because Mike (who is originally from here) put a lot of time into developing their system that was used on all those sites.

Fuck, beat this. I'm at work and my cell phone rings. I normally have the ringer off during the day, but I keep noticing that someone with a restricted number keeps calling. Anyways I leave work and this person calls again, so I pick up. It's some fucking Indian dude blabbering about how he needs my fax number, and I'm like "who the fuck are you?" and he is like "you are Jon living at such and such and you own the domain blah blah and we need your fax number so we can send you important documents for registering your domain". I was like WTF!!!??? Some how these dickwads got my phone number from domain registration or something and were essentially phishing or spamming me on my phone.