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  1. jon

    Very interesting ...

    "You stole my HUMVEE!" "I'm jushht borrowing your HUMVEE!"
  2. jon

    Very interesting ...

    I might have biological weapons! Just give me some mexican eatin! I think the gas masks are for when we use the anal sphyncter resonance muscle gun and they all fucking shit their pants. Did they find any Pampers with those gas masks?
  3. jon

    Shout!

    Except for you and trask
  4. jon

    Shout!

    Over the evening a ridge of high pressure will move into the area, with intermitant spray changing to with spray with sprayshowers throughout the day. For your morning you will see partial chance of spray with the occasional trip report. Extended forcast looks like increasing chance of spray or spray with it tappering off into spray going into the weekend.
  5. jon

    Shout!

    If you don't believe me....... Spray Statistics
  6. jon

    Shout!

    To my horror I discovered today that we are going to overuse the database, by a couple of cams this month. So that means getting rid of some stuff that really uses a lot of resources, and that shout box is one of them. You guys may think it is slow around here but our statistics are through the roof. Our March montly total on Sunday was greater then February's total, and there is still 7 days left in the month. We have over three times as much traffic as this time last year.
  7. jon

    I'm back!

    He should have never asked you how to spell dinosaur.
  8. jon

    I'm back!

    You must have missed the junior college part
  9. jon

    Building a Rack

    They are still around I guess. I have a couple they sent me, I haven't used them because that hobag erik has them.
  10. Hey there is no reason to post the link to CNN's website like it's some sort of contest who can post it. People who want to be up to date with the war will have already read it, your really not helping anyone out here. I'm not trying to end the war conversation between you guys, just posting crap the news, which btw is a lot of speculation at this point. If you find a good article then that is kosher.
  11. jon

    NEWS FLASH!!

    WELL FUCK IF THIS IS ABOUT OIL WHY DIDN'T WE SEND ALL OF THE SUBURBAN DRIVING SOCCER MOMS OVER THERE?
  12. jon

    NEWS FLASH!!

    E-bombs in conjunction with Laser Guided Horsecock, that'll show them. We apparently have a weapon that is tuned to the frequency that makes your sphyncter resonate, causing you to uncontrollably crap you pants. No Trask, they aren't testing it on you, you've just got issues.
  13. jon

    NEWS FLASH!!

    Sorry, no link between Iraq and Al Quaida, or Afghanistan for that matter. The terrorist connection that is touted is that because he might have weapons, Saddam Hussein might sometime in the future give them to terrorists. He hasn't yet. Its kind of akin to castrating all males, because after all, we're all armed and its possible we might rape sometime. Saddam Hussein is a torturer, murderer, tyrant, and all around black hat. He is not however a terrorist. The picture is from Afghanistan, sorry for the confusion. It was probably taken by an Air Force FAC (Forward Air Controller) with a special ops group. The FAC guys are actually pretty badass, the guys who go along with the Seals have to go through the Seal training and pass it, along with all the other schools they have to go to for targeting and coordinating attacks.
  14. jon

    NEWS FLASH!!

    Exactly! I have a bunch of things on my door, while not anit-Bush stuff, they do poke fun at him, like the Apple "Think Deferentably" picture. I had a girl at work approach me thinking I was anti-war along with the vocal minority at the UW. I told her I though Bush was an idiot but that I was for the war. Unfortunately she started arguing with me, and like everyone else I have argued with, she was very sadly uneducated about the issue and had listened to too much anti-war rhetoric. She was talking about sanctions and oil and all sorts of garbage that wasn't true. Like most, including that poor human shield idiot I saw on TV in Bahgdad, she didn't know the history of Saddam and his Baath party, how he came into power, what he did on his first day as president that he showed on national TV, why he attacked Iran, the Kurds, and finally Kuwait. Listen I don't care if you are against the war, in fact it would say a lot about our society if we all were for it, but seriously make sure you COMPLETELY understand the issues at hand, the history behind it, and know the fact from fiction.
  15. jon

    NEWS FLASH!!

    A terrorist is a terrorist no matter what nationality they are, they want to kill people to prove a point that is in fact pointless. People who support these people are also terrorists, you don't have to be the one flying the plane to be guilty. These are the same people who, to the horror of US generals watching overhead with a Predator aircraft, drug off a critically injured American special forces soldier that fell out of helicopter and executed him. Tell me, what is more disturbing, seeing a bunch of terrorists getting what they deserve or seeing people jumping out of a hundered story building because they would rather live their last moments accelerating at the ground at 9.8m/s^2 then being burned alive by thousands of pounds of Jet-A.
  16. jon

    NEWS FLASH!!

    JON YOU SUCK Those are the same assholes that flew airplanes full of innocent people into buildings full of innocent people.
  17. jon

    NEWS FLASH!!

    HEADS!!!!!
  18. It's only equal to 6794 American posts anyways.
  19. Dru, but you received the placebo Sprayaderm HC?
  20. It was on slashdot but I only briefly looked at it so you might be right. So if you climbing in Iraq for phuqs sakes be careful!
  21. If your heading out this weekend don't rely on your GPS. The military will be degrading the signal for the civilian signal, which could be inaccurate up to 300 meters.
  22. Post edited by Daisy
  23. Imagine the shock and horror on Jared's and the other Subway crew's faces as Trask's mom deepthroats a 6 foot sub (w/ extra mayo of course) to break the record.
  24. Trask's mamma so fat she lost 200 pounds on the subway diet but still weighs 500 pounds.
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