marc_leclerc

good legs almost always mean she will also have a nice butt and flat stomach.... girls with big boobs tend to be big in general, just saying...

sketchy! Skiing is dangerous... it killed Dougal Haston too...

4.10 R/X, WI negative 3c/d PG-13, V14, E7 6c, A5 X, C3-

I think because squamish grades are soft... for his first 5.11 lead Summitchaser should climb Alaska Highway.

No matter how annoying you may be, I don't want you to go die. Even though the route has a moderate grade, and in perfect conditions is 'pretty easy' especially to a 5.10 leader at Index. DO NOT try it when the glacier is there and the weather is not BOMBER for a week.... if you fuck up and have to retreat (bad weather most likely) and the glacier is there, it is pretty serious shit. Just my 2 cents... and tape your hands up for all the splitter cracks YES! definitely.. and make sure you bring double to triple rack in the hand size cams...

Wow, Dane I didn't realize you found me so attractive.. why thank you! This thread is so amazing... I can't stop laughing reading all the posts. Summitchaser, you shouldnt try to pick on guys like Dane that were climbing WI6 with straight shafted mountaineering axes long before you existed... just doesnt work.

No matter how annoying you may be, I don't want you to go die. Even though the route has a moderate grade, and in perfect conditions is 'pretty easy' especially to a 5.10 leader at Index. DO NOT try it when the glacier is there and the weather is not BOMBER for a week.... if you fuck up and have to retreat (bad weather most likely) and the glacier is there, it is pretty serious shit. Just my 2 cents...

I still don't know why I'm having all these comments directed at me....

I thought you were going to stop participating in the thread two pointless post ago...

I love this new xtranormal site.... Seems to produce the funniest shit ever!

The issue here is, that even my TR's from when I was a 14 year old noob are no less intense than your alpine climbing TR's like your 'FA' of the Haystack.... so your plan kinda fails.

Summitchaser... so are you going to sift through all of my TR's from when I was 14 and starting alpine clibming and make fun of them?

It must be 5.12 because summitchaser can pretty much cruise V4 in the gym.

summitchaser, i believe marc was merely trying to illustrate the way in which bouldering grades and route grades differ, not spraying about what he does or taking credit for climbing 5.14. Thanks El Jefe for clarifying. Summitchaser, don't be a jerk and 'assume' what I like to do when I climb.

V4 means a couple (or even just one) 12- moves. Close to the ground with generally no 'headspace' involved. The system generally goes like this. V0-5.10- V1-5.10+ V2-5.11 V3-5.11+ V4-5.12- V5-5.12 V6-5.12+ V7-5.13- V8-5.13 V9-5.13+ V10-5.14a V11-5.14b V12-5.14c V13-5.14d V14-5.15a V15-5.15 I can boulder V10, there is no way I can send 5.14a yet. But I can generally pull the crux move of a 5.14a though if I dog up to it, then take after I do the moves. Thats cool and all, but I like the ground-up approach. That makes no sense as a reply to what I just said!?!?! At all!

Its all pretty dry... U Wall is still wet on the lower pitch though. Black Dyke appears to have stopped seeping from below The Gargoyles Roof, so its all good. Sherrif's Bade and most of the North Walls looked dry. I would assumed that the south gully stuff is still soaked of course, like Rock On and Mercy Street. Even 'The Opal' looked wet in places...

V4 means a couple (or even just one) 12- moves. Close to the ground with generally no 'headspace' involved. The system generally goes like this. V0-5.10- V1-5.10+ V2-5.11 V3-5.11+ V4-5.12- V5-5.12 V6-5.12+ V7-5.13- V8-5.13 V9-5.13+ V10-5.14a V11-5.14b V12-5.14c V13-5.14d V14-5.15a V15-5.15 I can boulder V10, there is no way I can send 5.14a yet. But I can generally pull the crux move of a 5.14a though if I dog up to it, then take after I do the moves.

We looed up climbing vids... to see if there were more of those funny rants. And found this!

Bulldozer and a key for that gate?

I almost feel like a bad person for finding that so hilarious...

Thanks for the tips... this will revolutionize the way I treat you now! and another one: Go climbing.. all the time. Even when she has something planned for you already. Girls love an adventurous guy.

Everytime I see this it gets more hilarious.. Pete00 with the post count of #1.... and an empty TR. Oh.. man I cant stop laughing, probably the sleep deprivation kicking in...

If you read this TR you will die in 7 days....

all fixed for ya!