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tvashtarkatena

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  1. We'd all like to hear more about your 35 'PLUS' acres, or your four 'academic superstars'.
  2. You're the poster child for the Kewler Than Thou Coloradan. Has anyone been able to explain the high concentration of primadonnas in the West's least interesting state?
  3. Hey, did you ever get back on your meds, or are you still working through your 'crisis'?
  4. Ah, shut the fuck up, you self-absorbed shitbag. If you were any more puffed up and full of yourself you'd rival old Saline Scrotum.
  5. I don't see the big deal about prostitution, assuming the prostitute's in charge of the operation. There's nothing 'sad' about it. Some clients don't want the pain in the ass of a relationship; they just want sex. Who can blame them? Particularly if they're in a relationship where that isn't happening to their satisfaction. One look at Spitzer's wife answered any question I might have had about his motivations. Some clients want to fuck people far more attractive than they could hope to nail otherwise. This probably applies to Spitzer as well. Some just wanna feel dirty. Whatever. Is any of this sadder or less moral than the alternatives: no sex life, a string of fucked up relationships, bullshitting someone into an extra marital affair? I don't think so.
  6. No. It's a women's book group after reading "The Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood"
  7. If you can dodge a lamp, you can dodge a ball... ...if it's not inflated with saline solution.
  8. Underpay one sometime and find out just how skillfully a whore can curve ball a motel lamp into your head.
  9. More local: The Eureka (creek) traverse, Pasayten: Robinson, Devils, Wildcat, Rolo, Osceola, Carru, Lago, Blackcap, Monument, Lake, Pistol Peaks
  10. Cordillera Real Traverse, Bolivia: Ancohoma > Illampu
  11. Many years later I realized that my dad's comment was an insult to girls everywhere.
  12. Remember the days when three trillion bought you a little respect?
  13. I'd like to like baseball. I just wish it was more interesting.
  14. Ragged Ridge traverse Isolation traverse Snowking Cheval traverse Bacon Hagan Blum traverse Goode Stormking Logan traverse Three Sisters traverse Dakobed traverse Spearheads traverse
  15. A partner and I went to climb Sajama (Bolivia's highest peak). Sajama is locating in the middle of the Atacama desert; a 10 hour washboard bus ride that involves getting out and helping the bus across rivers (the men push, the women pull on a rope attached to the front bumper). At that time, only 5 or 10 vehicles a day traveled this highway per day. The bus dropped us off at a village at 15,000 ft with our two duffels full of six days worth of supplies. I promptly collapsed with a 103 degree fever. End of climb. We never took a single step towards the mountain. So few vehicles pass that way that we agreed to take the first one going either direction. It was an empty 10 ton truck, bound for Chile. The border of Chile and Bolivia was semi hostile and highly militarized. The Chilean border guard, dressed very much like an SS officer, with green substituting for grey, examined the contents of our duffels in stern silence from behind a pair of mirrored aviator sunglasses. Practically none of our week's worth of provisions: sausages, cheeses, etc, were allowed into Chile. He coughed. "Do you have a cold? I have some losenges for that." I offered in spanish. A smile broke across his face. "It's the damn altitude." he replied. Soon we were enjoying a pleasant picnic with him and his fellows on our confiscated foodstuffs, with several incredible volcanoes for a backdrop. Afterwards, our truck crept through a gauntlet of Chilean soldiers with their M16s trained on us from behind shallow earthworks and began the long, winding descent to the Pacific. I spent 3 days recouperating on the Pacific coast before catching a LAN Chile flight with my partner back to La Paz.
  16. Cheer up, Bobby Boy. Even the rightest of the righties think you're an idiot here, but at least you've managed to find one like minded little buddy on this forum.
  17. At least you didn't turn into a flesh eating zombie like you did on our last climb.
  18. Decline? I thought we were the world's riff raff from Day One.
  19. The kind with the rubber rand. Warmer the better. My boot size is 10.5-11.
  20. Invade the Vatican. Let's roll.
  21. Obama/Chavez '08. Go after that hispanic vote.
  22. They don't call it a rectory for nothing.
  23. tvashtarkatena

    ELF

    Next on KING 5 NEWS: How TERRORISTS are destroying our country's mailboxes.
  24. National Geographic is airing a documentary called "Aftermath: Population Zero", about what would happen to our infrastructure if we all just suddenly dissappeared. Based on a recent book. 8 pm Sunday.
  25. So they can't run an election, why not let one try with the country? Bet that would work out. Dumbasses. This is the type of executive decision making one can expect from folks who think Derrida is a genius. Or that Marx was smart. Or that Chavez is a good leader. It's funny watching you self-destruct, somewhat sad that it's taking so long. On a side note, cool to see that someone (couldn't be with CIA help, oh no!) is poking their finger in Chavez's face by liquidating his boyfriends in the FARC. - Bob I have no idea what Chavez has to do with our electoral process, but apparently your pea brain does. As for 'self-destructing', again, no one but you seems to know what you're referring to. The general election is still in the future, and McCain has some very serious challenges to overcome. By any measure, if any party is having cohesiveness and support problems, it's the GOP. The DNC doesn't run the country, they just run the party. Legislators and presidents are chosen by voters. Different crowd. Remember? Democracy? I know, life is hard when you're stupid. In the past 7 years, the GOP has done a great job of doing the exact wrong things for the country. Fortunately, much of their agenda was never enacted...just the really fucked up, expensive parts. In contrast, the Democrats have been simply incompetent. I'll take door #2, thanks.
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