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That'd be a small price to pay for being able to sport a male rhino's member.

Microtubule: They finally came up with a name for your 'manhood'. Baddump. Congratulations, Dr. Burninator: Climber, Doctor, Microtubuler.

The city had me check the depth of the channel from that bridge. Climbing the arch to do it wasn't easy. Baddump.

This 'hysterical example' post is pure drivel. Credibility: Zero. It calls into the question the credibility of the first post, of course. Personally, I'd bet that the gun list, populated with some of the most popular weapons, was pulled out of the originator's ass. Without citing the text of the proposed legislation, and a realistic assessment of just how serious the proposal is in congress, I'd say both posts are probably steaming piles in the veracity department. But hey, if you believe this kind of crap, I've got 50 penis enlargement techniques sitting in my indbox I can forward to ya...this thread being one of them.

I'll fuck anything.

Freakin' great. Now I can't fuck'n stop tooikin' like dis, ovah heuh.

Yo! I'm ovah heuh, ovah heuh!

Two reasonably attractive teens. One ugly-as-fuck baby. And the butt plug that started it all.

Gladly wood this cost eyed bear

THAT was funny.

Nevuh heoid 'v 'im ovah heuh!

There is another form of tyranny at work here that seems to have been missed in this thread; tyranny over legal behavior and attitude. Assault weapons bans don't really address gun crime; they seek to criminalize attitude and behavior; people who like assault rifles, for whatever reason. Perhaps assault weapons ignite commando fantasies in some, or perhaps the owners just think they're cool. None of these attitudes and behaviors are the government's business. It seems that a bankrupt nation paying for 2.2 million people to sit in prison; the highest incarceration rate in the world, migth consider that idea of making fewer things illegal, rather than more. Having said that, there are posters (not you, Bill) here who celebrate the loss of habeus corpus and the use of torture, yet rail against any form of gun control because it leaves citizens helpless in the face of tyranny. To those posers: you're willing to fight an imaginary tyranny that will probably never happen, but support tyranny that's happening right now. Guess what? That's exactly what happened in Nazi Germany, the gun proponents favorite pet historical example. In short, you're not part of the solution, you're the problem.

Look, fellas, we got freakin Captain America ovah heuh!

Nuttin but the dog in me

If being a tosser were illegal, we'd all be in jail.

"I have no regrets. I just wish it would have happened 10 years from now." Same could be said for turning 50.

UR tew kewl fer skewl Perhaps you can start a Happy Hardcore thread for your contemporaries.

I've been appointed Ambassador to the Oort Cloud.

He should get a medal. A small one; after all, he missed twice.

This 'put up and shut up' argument is probably the oldest bullshit propaganda ploy in history. 'Support our stupid fucking war, because if you don't, you're aiding those fucking Ughurs who are hate our freedom'. Um...no. We're Americans. We don't 'put up and shut up'. Democracy: We run the joint, remember? 'The troops' are Americans, too. Well, most of them, anyway. In any case, they also have a right to know that most of us back home don't support them being there, nor do we buy the whole 'war on terror' line. They can make a more informed decision about their future that way.

you are a fucking liar. you say this kinda crap all the time. I am still waiting for the pictures of your hand blown glass table you made; or is your camera still broken? Oh and you still haven't told us what part of the military you were in. You are so full of shit your eyes smell. I know some other people think you are full of it too. You pretentious fuck. Why don't you peddle your lies to 8 year olds who don't have the capacity to debunk them? I would think 'smarmy' would be more apropos in my case. Somebody's button got pressed. I've heard boning up on the Army Field Manual is a good way to regain your sense of inner peace. BTW, I did not have sex on that non-existent hand blown glass table. I swear on the Bible that it exists, though. Honest.

I've got a direct, inside line to what goes on there, both from the legal and treatment of prisoners standpoint. Let's just call it my little secret.

They probably don't have as many assholes like you talking about murdering people like it is some kind of joke. whaaa? dude, the germans invented dark humor! Ant Face!

Today I learned that our out-of-uni contractors and special ops folks are war criminals. Oh, and they're not from around here, either.

What invariably happens when 'we take the gloves off', or operate outside the rule of law, as Serenity suggests, is that a whole bunch of civilians get raped, killed, and mutilated. The word then gets out, and the shit hits the fan in the wrong direction. I seriously doubt the veracity of his claim that the rule of law, habeus corpus and the ban on torture, is somehow responsible for a failed war effort. How about the fact that it was a fucking horrible idea to begin with? And that we're operating without any clear objectives? Or the idea that a war on a human behavior is pure hallucination? Yeah, I think there might just be a few other problems that have made our two little pet wars piss and shit all over the carpet.