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Well, a DO hope to have one pseudo hipster and one hottie attending to each other in such a manner shortly. After all, it is Spring. Finally.

One friend of mine holds forth that Jesus was the illegitimate son of a transient; perhaps a Roman soldier. He became a magician (a common form of entertainment at the time), a profession which usually requires supplimenting one's income with job by job work, such as carpentry. A strong sense of politics and philosophy leaked into his act over time. Eventually, he remodeled himself into a sort of guru or shaman figure. the rest is history...of a sort. Some of his miracles could have easily sprouted from simple magic acts, enhanced by his wise man status. His resurrection, however, given the complete disagreement and lack of mention in the various gospels, is probably an post-humous fabrication, as was his divinity. Its not uncommon for a flock to embue a divine connection to its shepard. THe man was probably crucified when his act began to get old, as all acts must. Critics were harsher back then.

Two mongoloids fighting over a poo smear

The only thing that would make life better right now would be to get rid of the last few bacterial colonists in my lungs. Other than that, I'm not sure I've ever had a better time of it.

I had to evict the Norwegian squatters in my compost pile a couple of seasons back in the same manner, but didn't enjoy the sport nearly as much as my partner Bioweapon Ben. Real men kill with shovels.

Posts like this are one reason why I love this site.

liberals protect stupid people, they are getting in the way of evolution... If you've seen the movie Idiocracy, you'd know that Pink is right.

BMW: Windemere sticker, Hair Club for Men appointment, and thou.

Dodge Ram: You dick may be small, but at least your partner's isn't.

Subaru: Because lesbianism beats walking

That guy's done way too much acid.

I'm whatever you want me to be.

GM's problem? Everything they make blows goats.

I regularly get $30 for mine on craigslist, with a disclaimer that it's shot and shouldn't be used for climbing. Boaters love 'em.

The Gubmint's just a reflection of us. If you want to know who the other side is gonna be when the revolution comes, look in the mirror.

Zappa lover, too. Bring 'im back, airman.

Hey, I've got nothing against the Gay'r Force. I flew space A on a C5 to England and back, then on to Cali in a C141 for $1.65 (lunch). Service was great, although the 'stewardess' was about 6'2" and 220. On time, too...given that I had no clue what the schedule was supposed to be. No window seat, but hey, you get what you pay for.

Apparently, the only evidence the gubmint has against Ali is a single mention if his name by another terror suspect who was being tortured at the time. Good luck with that. War on Terror my ass. So fucked up, as only the U.S. gubmint can do it.

Air Force = gay summer camp

By all credible accounts he seems innocent of terrorism. He'll probably walk. Ironically, the gubmint had a strong case against heim for identity theft, bank fraud, and other charges all ready to go...until he was nabbed by Bush. A fed judge ruled he can no longer be tried for those charges. Also, he was tortured for years to the point of psychosis, casting more doubt on the gubmint's case. Your tax dollars at work.

Judging by the amount you whine, you'll probably be dispatched soon enough.

The hard part is explaining the gnaw marks....

I have a venom and aztarex. The venom shaft plunges better, of course, but the aztarex is the much better technical tool for everything from hooking ice to coloir neve. I pair them up a lot on alpine climbs. I've climbed steep mixed with the aztarex. It flexes a bit more than a real ice tool like a quark, but otherwise does suprisingly well even on that kind of technical terrain. I'm going to customize and add a real grip rest (quark style) for the aztarex, because the provided grip rest is kind of useless: it doesn't do much to protect your knuckles and is pretty minimal to rest on. I also drilled a hole near the bottom of the shaft for an umbiliical clip point, and added a racquetball grip sleeve, available from GI Joes and other generic sports outlets for about $5. Works well. Have fun.

You're on notice, butterball.... [video:youtube]v=z80vlqiJJ44

We're all headed for the same destination, but some of us encounter a tree along the way.