Don't worry folks, there is no population problem, more guns will mean less crime, and the planet is SUPPOSED to be getting warmer. Also, there is plenty of oil still in the ground.
STAY THE COURSE!
I slept at longmire once on the ground behind the ranger station, and nobody seemed to care. if it were me, I'd just do it. Seems unlikely they're going to patrol the parking lot looking for sleeping climbers in their cars.
I don't think there have been clinical studies on humans. And even studies on primates are conflicting -- one recent study on monkeys showed some health benefits, but not an increase in median longevity
But, they probably did not try juice fasting, so there's that....
You'd fit right in with the republican inquisitors. "Why would you waste time questioning a suspect? They're obviously guilty or they wouldn't be accused!"