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StevenSeagal

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  1. I forgive you. Om mani padme hum...
  2. BUT IF YOU CARRIED A PLU, THEN YOU WOULD GET EXACTLY WHAT YOU ASKED FOR. Ooops, wrong Phil. If Mr. James had carried a PLU and had activated it the day he was injured (Saturday, the 10th) he might have made it out alive. Your statement is pretty meaningless. There are thousands of things that they could have carried that *might* have been useful. But where would we be without Phil here to enlighten us with his amazing power of 20/20 hindsight and ill-informed conjecture?
  3. Got that from one of his movies, huh? Boy you are quick. I AM Steven Seagal, beyotch!
  4. The truth is you're a clownpunching wank. I can handle that fine. Just remember- no one is Above the Law.
  5. Hmmm. Maybe we should put aside our differences and join forces?
  6. BUT IF YOU CARRIED A PLU, THEN YOU WOULD GET EXACTLY WHAT YOU ASKED FOR. Ooops, wrong Phil. If Mr. James had carried a PLU and had activated it the day he was injured (Saturday, the 10th) he might have made it out alive. I don't know you from Adam, but I can tell you are a total dumbass. If Mr. James had a PLU with him, the past 10 days would have been spent knowing where he was and not being able to get to him. They would have found it with him in the snowcave right next to his waterlogged cell phone. So that's it, huh? You just carry a magic controller, hit the button, and the cavalry is right there to save you? No one can save you when you're On Deadly Ground. The mountain was Under Siege by the strongest rescuers and it didn't matter. So take you're know-nothing advice and go piss up a flagpole.
  7. That's what you get for listening to right wing talk radio crap- the very idea of climbers helping other climbers equates to socialism and lack of personal responsibility. And worst of all: "I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO PAY FOR IT!!!!"
  8. If it's brown...flush it.
  9. The best way to serve your country is to not be a knee-jerk dumbass. Too late for you. You think you're Above the Law- well...you're not.
  10. Yeah let's keep the tax payer's cash where it belongs- funding established EMS services used mainly by drug addicts, drunk drivers, and victims of America's disgusting diets and lack of exercise...oh and also funding global wars. To all you altruistic climbers out there- stop with this taking care of your own shit and making us all feel unworthy. Get back on the couch with your box of Fruity Pebbles, turn on "American Idol" and "Survivor" and "Fear Factor", and relax like a good citizen and get your vicarious adventure thrills there.
  11. StevenSeagal

    Birthday Rant

    The whole website today...feels kinda like a day where you have the plumber upstairs fixing something...you don't see him or hear him, but you know he's up there... and you don't feel comfortable going about your daily routine.
  12. You mean like, "climbers may have fallen into 1/2 mile deep crack in mountain" ?
  13. No, you see, you're not getting it--- if they start from below, anything that melts out will wash back down towards them and they won't miss it. If we implement it your way we will have to surround the mountain with a fence of some kind to catch any items of interest that wash downhill. And that would take a lot of needless manpower and resources. It would be a shame to waste those.
  14. I propose we have 4000 special forces personnel surround the mountain and use flame throwers to melt the snow, they could move uphill and meet at the top, we'd be bound to find them that way. Let me know if I should call the army and get going on this.
  15. huh? Yuk. No, just illustrating what the photo caption should have been--- "Dueling Cocksuckers"
  16. Behold the last man who criticized my work: So...complaint department's open now, Sonny: Now if you'll excuse me I was on my break:
  17. :hcluv: PH has some pretty scuffed up looking knees.
  18. I'm just saying, when it comes down to it, you have to rely only on yourself.
  19. How many billionaires do you know, H?
  20. HEY!!!!!!! HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  21. "Do you do this everyday...?" "Everyday!"
  22. Bring Your Rock Skis!
  23. Stinkin' Terrorists
  24. Unnnghgh! Unghgh!!
  25. Check that out! I'm gonna free the whole pitch!
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