StevenSeagal

Instinctual perception- grounded in fact. Neither quantifiable nor proprietary to anyone. It is within reach for everyone. Analysis is a tool of the ego. What is more arrogant than attempting to define the unknowable?

What an arrogant claim!

Has nothing to do with any of those things. Are you stoned, or just stupid?

Naw...I don't even do this sport and I'm more interested in analyzing how to stay safe than most of the people who do it, if this thread is any indication. So what does that tell you? It tells me you rely on book knowledge to navigate your way through situations that require intuition, so if you did climb, you'd probably be dead pretty quickly. When is your instructional text on altitude climbing due for publication? I bet I was a lot higher than you last night.

This has only been going on for like, 15 or 20 years...

No problem, buttwad:

Go choke on your hot dog, fatty.

Okay muhfuckahs, Santa was a busy dude tonight, so he's asked me to help fill in for him to deliver the perfect gift for some of y'all. I figure he's Out for Justice...well, so am I. So let's see what I have in my bag for you selected spraylords: Dru/G-Spotter: A certificate for 10,000 additional posts and 2 free avatars. Virendra7:The understanding and spiritual connection you have been seeking. Fairweather: Two round trip tickets with 6 nights/7 days stay to Conservative Utopia, and a coupon redeemable for one hands down political argument victory with the liberal avatar of your choice. Phil Jones: A box of MLU's, and my foot up your ass. Muffy: An all night marathon of no holds barred, multi orgasmic sex with the world's nicest, most drop dead handsome man, who will cuddle afterwards, cook you breakfast, or if you wish, just shut up and leave. Let's face it, after your posts this past week, you were easy to shop for (I would do the honors, by the way, but I'm taken, and I'm busy; we're almost finished constructing the android that will do the job. More human than human!) 8D Archenemy: Hip waders and some flood insurance. Or, you can join in with Muffy. 8D Your choice. kevbone: A coupon good for 10 posts that everyone here will consider hilarious and entertaining and which will earn you respect and admiration. The latter shall be revoked immediately upon completion of post 10. weekendclimberz: Five days of climbing on weekdays. Minx: Virtual headslap for use on kevbone. or pink. The Rooster: What else? A bucket of corn and some good hens. lI1|1!: A phonetic pronunciation of your name. Mr. Phil: A new avatar image. That dude is fucking gross. Mister E: A teardrop shaped window to complete your creepy guy/molester van. All the regulars from the Nodder Thread: You'll find the Nodder. The Otter: A heap of tasty, rotting fish. You Otter like that. AlpineK: Speedy recover and good health! billcoe: Another year of great stories and sage wisdom stevensegal1: Fuck you motherfucker. Lump of coal? Try lump on your head. Die bitch. Die. twocents: a pair of cement shoes. Michael Layton: 3 more FA's and some good TR's. Nolse: A box of neutrinos. glassgowkiss: baa baa baa baa baa Is this enough of them to satisfy you? Hey, how did the Scotsman find the the sheep in the tall grass? . . . . . . ...VERY satisfying... Chestbeater: Something to brag about...oh wait, you already have that. JayB: Ask Fairweather if he'll share his gift with you. GaryYngve: Adoring posters everywhere will love you and never give you shit again. For one week. ARC: Karma. You'd get it anyway, but I'm speeding up the process. olyclimber: Endless love. Raindawg: A set of links to new and creative pictures of clowns and Richard Simmons that we haven't yet experienced. sickie Guess that about does it. Santa will take care of anyone I missed. And what about me? Well, what do you get the man who already has everything? I only want justice. Nothing more. And just because it's Xmas, don't anyone think you are Above the Law. You're not. Merry Christmas chumps.

if i could find one i would be happy to share Wait no longer, your dreams have come true ladies. Here I am. Your face or mine?

I'm the one who "deleted" ss1; observe: Not only is stevensegal1 a fucktard, he used my name, and tried to make me look bad. Notice I said "tried"- because in this case there is no "almost" or "did".

This is your lamest post ever. This is a tired saying. The most tired saying is the one having the most fun.

Trick question! Dru's never had sex (with another person). You better have a talk with your mom. Why did she catch you jacking off?

Yeah, come to think of it, should I be equally concerned about the double headed dildo I found stuck in the tailpipe of my car this one time I went hiking?

19. Where can I get beta for Infinite Bliss?

And I saw you in a clown suit fondling a 5 year old.

Hey Poopie, Why not burn your toilet paper? Or bring along dung patties like they do in Asia. Heat your snowcave for a month. No more death. Duh.

And heavy loads.

Welcome to the site- mental masturbation at it's finest.

There ain't enough room in this town for the both of us. Take a hike.

I was never gone. Always. Wherever someone is Under Siege, I'll be there, treading On Deadly Ground.

Yeah and the guy was transported by ambulance, using our hard earned tax dollars to try and SAVE his irresponsible ass. I hope they billed his wife for it, because I sure ain't paying for this crap. I only eat good food, only idiots eat unhealthy food, I mean what was he thinking. Oh and a new piece of info I heard- they said he smoked occasionally- I wonder if the cigarettes contributed, and how much? How many fewer cigarettes would he have had to have to avoid the heart attack? Were they low tar cigarettes? Menthol? Did he ever smoke filterless? His wife is a real cunt for killing him.

I'm Hard to Kill. Don't worry.

I heard about this guy having a heart attack last week, at age 52. I was wondering, do you suppose if he hadn't eaten that hotdog at the Dodgers game back in 1993, if that was the direct cause? Or could it have been the 144 times he lost his temper during a 5 year, 1 month, 28 day span between 1991 and 1997? I also heard he salted his lunch a few hours earlier- do you think that's what triggered the heart attack? What if he'd had fiber cereal that morning? That could have knocked enough plaque from his descending aorta that he might have survived, or not had the heart attack. Or maybe he would have had angina but not a heart attack. or maybe he would have had angina, a mild heart attack, and then been released and could be watching jeopardy tonight instead of taking a 6 foot dirt nap and leaving his wife and kids to fend for himself. What a selfish fucking idiot this guy was, and his wife, she fed him all those fatty food, she obviously didn't give a shit about him. She probably wanted to kill him that's why she fed him regular chicken instead of free range and always gave him whole milk in his coffee instead of skim. What do you guys think?

I'm the real Slim Stevie.